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Can anyone tell me if the "dont be a slut, remain a virgin" meme is real?
>19 year old girl
>average (maybe slightly above average) looks
>i could most likely hook up with a guy at a bar or club if i wanted to
Thing is, im horny, like most of my day. I wanna have sex but at the same time i wanna save it for a guy i love and see my self with for a long time. Question is, is the whole "save yourself and dont be a slut" meme true? Most guys on here and /adv/ think that any girl who isnt a virgin when they meet them is a slut.
Shaquita has some decent trigger discipline.
>>29131090
If you're a virgo and get a nice enough man it's less likely he'll pump and dump. Just watch out from cocky douchebags, if you go for them then might as well slut it up.
>>29131090
You should meet up with a guy from /pol/
They also believe in the superiority of virgin brides thing. They're always telling femposters to stay virgins
Post your last name and see if it gets ((())) around it.
O'Goldberg
>>29130867
Albright
Silverstein
>tfw this website is literally the only place where I fit in
>4chan will never be a real place
Everybody fits in to 4chan because we are anonymous, nobody knows who we are, besides everybody fits in somewhere in the world, me, you, everybody! Don't give up. God bless you m8
The only place where I really fit in is your mom.Only a life long whore like her is loose enough for my huge cock
Even /r9k/ is a place for Normies.
L***chan and M'****chan are the real shit.
Can any of you fagols dance?
>>29130811
My macarena game is pretty fuckin sick, so yeah homie, I can dance.
What of it??
We can dance if you want to
We can leave your friends behind
it's been four months since my last full time job , how do you guys deal with joblessness ?
>>29130768
drinking and masturbation
>>29130768
I joined the army reserve.
>>29130807
op here i wish i could but I have a heart condition
>says he is a robot
>Is white
I'm from the Balkans, am I considered white?
>its a nonwhite thinks hes a robot even though he could just approach a blond stacy trying to piss daddy off episode
>>29130840
You're forgetting about the East Asians. They're allowed to be robots. No other minorities though.
Im bored and sleepy, but dont want to sleep
>>29130635
How can you don't want to sleep if your mirrors aren't real?
then kill ___________
I kind of like sleeping... I actually really like it, but it's honestly a waste of time. I like waking more than sleeping. I love staying up all night. I wish I could just be awake all the time and only sleep when I actually want to.
I feel the same way about eating. Eating is a very fun hobby but having to do it every day is a chore.
I know everyone hate girls on this board, but wouldn't you do the same if you where in their place?
Recently I had certain opportunities and I not only took them but also did things that the average robot would consider terrible. I don't really feel bad at all or disgusted at myself and I ended up with profit.
It just felt right and I'm kinda seeing roasties wit another eye now.
They are just doing doing the best they can with the opportunities they get.
>>29130588
>No one is discussing about it.
I should have wrote what I did I guess probably people will ask about a green text.
>I work in a shitty bar in SF.
>Older woman that goes there sometimes started being nice to me then things escalated.
>I performed oral sex a couple of times to an older middle class woman and once she bought her faggot friend and I sucked him too.
>She bought me a bunch of gifts and sometimes takes me to eat stuff and tell people I'm her nephew.
are you even trying anymore? bloxx
I geuss you wouldn't feel bad
A leech doesn't feel bad for sucking blood
Nor does a mosquito that gives someone a deadly virus
They're just doing what they do
i have a small jaw, what should i do ?
>>29130584
Hello there Matthew H, haven't seen you in a long time.
>>29130584
That overbite should've been fixed years ago... Or be less jewish
>>29130686
how ? (this original shit is the reason why i don't come here anymore, literal cancer)
>you will never be a Korean male
>you will never be that token Asian that everyone wants to party with
>it will never be acceptable to have an Asian girlfriend since they are already the same ethnicity
>you will never be good at math or video games
Being born a white male hurts too much. I got 1 chance at life and I have to deal with it, why can't we all be Asian?
So would u rather be an asian manlet with small dick anon
>he's a koreaboo
hipster
>>29130582
>manlet
>dicklet
>ugly for most girls
Sing me up right fucking now
found this guys youtube channel and he only has like between 1-40 views on his stuff.
this guy is a genuine robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycYGVmJ4en4
he looks like this guy from men in black
>tfw was ready to make fun of him
>tfw acknowledge he's a stroke victim
Fuck man, the feels
>>29130509
Omg is this what I'm destined to become? FUCkj I!! JUST
I've an interview for a web development job this Wednesday.
I lied in my resume. Put a lot of fake job experiences, and overstated my skills. The job description was "entry level Python web developer". I could get either rejected for being a lying fuck, or pass the interview and wing my way around (basically "fake it till you make it").
I'm in a tight pinch in life, I desperately need a job but I don't want to go back to minimal wage jobs. Wish me luck.
jkwrowr.m.fdsowmwfa./sdfa
>>29130442
Fake it till ya make it. All adults lie on their C.V.
Gd luck ;)
>>29130442
Good luck OP, hope all goes well.
Hey there you sissy NEET. You wanna fuck me you have to worship my ass and huff up my farts
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* sniff sniff, cutie~
>>29130428
literally just one guy posts fartposts all day long.
no one else is into it, you worthless basement rapist. please kill yourself.
>>29130497
Actually I'm into it, and I've never posted a braaap. I do know however, for a fact, that several people have done this type of post over the last several months.
>>29130428
this one is really hot, I liked the sissy and cutie part. keep up the good work :^)
how can we get fembots to talk about their pretty farts?
>Ask why Africa didn't have civilizations
>post African civilizations
>well those wouldn't have been there if it weren't for Muslims!
What would Britain have been if it weren't for Christians?
How about this you retarded nigger?
>What would Britain have been if it weren't for Christians?
Not a bunch of cucks
>>29130371
Europeans have had settlements long before the Minoans but it was the Minoans who perfected agriculture then passed the knowledge to all the Medis which is why they got the head start in civilization while central and northern Europe took time to develop.
What's a comingo?
>>29130361
Friend? I dunno, don't you have google translate?
>>29130361
want to go out with me?
x <3
is what's written there
With me
Originolliaafwegwrgh
