>just learned i'm two years older than i thought i was
J U S T
>>29126290
how did you not know how old you are? did you not know your birth year?
How did that happen, do tell
How did you not know your real age and how did you find out?
How do I find a loving /r9k/ bf? I'm lonely and I like all of you.
>>29126243
You can't. It's a paradox. If you were to like any of us, and would start 'dating' one of us he'd no longer be a robot, so he would no longer be an "/r9k/ bf"
Oh and you're probably either a dude or a trap.
>>29126243
You want to crush another robot dreams as you leave him lying down in mud while you run of with Chad?
Go on Omegle with r9k tag. I've seen a lot of qts there.
Does /r9k/ try to find love on tinder? I've gotten a few lays from it, and one relationship.
How ladylike of her!!
Muh Christian maiden
How do you do it op. I usually grab them keep their interest for 2-3 days then they flake on me when I go for meeting them irl or they quit replying to me by text.
Am I not being forward enough? Too boring? My looks are fine. I've had a few say I'm attractive, and I get 5 matches a day on average.
Why are women so weak when it comes to men? It's shocking at how bad at fighting they are.
Video: https://vid.me/DHgf
They're walking birthing sacs
>>29126234
But in some species the females do have at least have a chance at fighting off males. Look at the woman in this video though, she doesn't stand a chance.
They're are "men" who are lurking RIGHT NOW who weigh under 180 pounds.
>>29126199
Modern gymcel culture has nothing to do with being a man, sorry. Men have always been fit and lean, not muscular, through physical labour.
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who measure their worth by how strongly gravity pulls them to the earth
>there are "men" here who weigh over 220lbs
Please help me stop eating. I don't want to be obese any more.
Anyone else think it would be kinda cool to witness the first female president of the United States? Im starting to lean towards Hillary, would could make history here.
>>29126163
do you really want to put the most powerfull country in the world in this candidate hands
only
because
she
is
a
woman
>Vote for muh VAGINA!!!
Shillary pls leave. We know it's you.
>>29126163
>>>/pol/
>$0.50 has been transferred to your bank account from the #imwithherfoundation
If you became a hot girl tomorrow would you date someone like your previous self?
oh hell no i wouldn't
>>29125996
Probably yeah, I could continue with my NEET life and be comfy with my BF and be his femdom gf
Yes. I look pretty decent when i try.
Hi anons, I'm feeling really depressed and the voices are back.
Can I get a /feels/ and support thread? I'll try and listen and talk to everyone of you guys.
I love you robots.
Post your depressing stories and let anon help.
I'm sorry your thread wasn't interesting at all.
But here, have a (you)! Now that's something isn't it
>>29127038
It's alright, I'll live, thank you anon.
Just wanted something different than the
>ILL NEVER GET A GF REEEE
>>29125876
fuckin hell that's a depressing comic
>ywn go back in time to save your pornfu from ever doing porn and become your pure qt gf
why even live
Also, what's her name /r9k/?
>>29125843
Would love to know the name too
>>29125843
http://www.atkgirlfriends.com/tour/lmodels
Gotta be somewhere here
>>29126074
>>29125843
>>29126117
Amira Adara
>tfw you are finally someone's Misaki
Fembots, have you tried being a Misaki today?
The type of boy who needs one will probably idolize you for the rest of your life, you know. And they're not picky about your mental issues or even looks in some cases!
I wish someone could be my Misaki.
I talk to random guys in chatrooms and omegle and pretend I'm basically a nerd gamer girl. I'm nice and playful but avoid lewd because I'm looking for the kind of guy that "just wants to make friends, though preferably girls" if you know what I mean (beta orbiters in other words). Whenever the conversation turns to getting a more permanent way to communicate like skype, I change the subject but say I'll add them later or if doing so is impossible and we've chatted for a good amount of time, I leave on them. My primary goal is to be really likable...
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>tfw no wizard to be my tatsuhiro
>calling around for volunteer opportunities so I can go to grad school and get a job
>girl leaves message on my phone
>she has a qt voice
>fall in love with her and spend the next week fantasizing about her
>secrete precum when I listen to the message
Am I broken beyond repair?
Being a weird creep in private is fine, just don't sperg out when you're around other people.
If I say blalantly YES, am I banned?
Meet real girls. It is hard, but try to talk to some.
>>29125815
I am an unemployed 28 year old virgin with no property who lives at home. I'm academically brilliant and as soon as I graduate grad school I'll have a great career, but that's years away.
What's the point of talking to girls when as soon as they find that out about my status their pussies dry up.
It is so easy to rationalize suicide.
Let's say you actively live 16 hours a day(you sleep 8 hours) if you are not happy at least half of that time you'd better be dead.
And with all the struggles of everyday life like work, you'd be lucky to get 2-3 hours of joy each day. Is it really worth living for that?
of course it is, even 5 minutes a day is better than
0 for the rest of your life
>if I'm not happy every waking hour I should be dead
Damn you stupid son
>>29125711
Even a bear is wiser than you
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2025388/China-Tortured-mother-bear-kills-cub-herself.html
Any other NEET here afraid of what will become of them once their parents die?
>>29125659
yeah, a little. but I can always just kill myself so it's all good.
>>29125676
pretty much my situation althought im probably gonna do it before my dad dies
>>29125676
>>29125811
How are you planning on killing yourselves?
I'll use a gun to kill myself since it's the most quickest and painless way to die.
why is it not illegal to verbally assault random people in public?
it was my birthday recently and i was celebrating with my parents and cousins at mcdonalds.
some faggot gangster wannabe normalcunts tried to roast me.
we just ignored them but it kept getting worse, to the point of actual threats, (calling me a bitch, faggot, virgin, staring at me and making threatening gestures, etc).
i guess they were jealous i have parents that love me and aren't crack addicts.
>>29125642
donut worry. I have had problems with toughts in my country too. These people never learn, their parents don't love them. Better reaction: not do anything
When he call u these things just say "Only until I get with you daddy ;)"
>>29125642
I think the big crime is spending your birthday at Mcdonalds but otherwise yes, police should basically count it as harassment towards individuals with this type of behaviour.
How to figure out if what you want is what you want or what you want to want?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a faggot Op
>>29125545
o-okau, thank for the update senpai.
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