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>"Hey everyone, look. Anon is crying!"
>"N-no I'm not."
>"Hahaha yes you are, crybaby."
>"P-please just leave me alone..."
>"Look at the poor crybaby, he's crying because everyone's mean to him :("
>crying
Are you a faggot or something?
>>29132074
Does the baby need a bawtle?
I started crying at work the other day. Well, not crying but had tears come down my eyes.
The customer asked me if I was ok, just told her I was tired.
>I'm only attracted to 18+ good sir
Women can literally bear children at 8-12 years of age. This is the way god wanted it. Nature intended them to be sexually active and attractive at this age.
>>29132071
kill yourself pedo. your neckbeard nonsense is ridiculous.
>>29132071
>attractive
>most haven't even reached puberty
explain
>Im attracted to prepubescent girls so it must be natural
GAS GAS GAS
Why do women still get haircuts like this? Do they not realize how utterly shitty it looks?
Girls who get this at a bare minimum are colder, more reserved, and more masculine than the average female. Why would they ever try to look like a dyke?
>>29132007
maybe it filters men with standards and makes it easy to determine potential beta orbiters?
>>29132007
having long hair is a chore. they probably JUST want their shit all cut up.
Because women are individuals with wants and needs beyond being attractive to men they don't want to fuck.
Who is the most bitter person on /r9k/
Probably me.
I just sit around waiting to join my dead nigger friend in oblivion.
>>29132018
hell yeah let's lay down and rot
>>29131804
Definitely Anonymous, that guy is sick in the head.
I hope he doesn't read this post.
>british
>call a random swede
http://theswedishnumber.com/
>she's a qt girl
>spend an hour on the phone talking to her
>we're hitting it off
>suddenly call disconected
I thinkI'm gonna cry..
>>29131699
>live in Sweden
>don't really have any friends
>shy
>want to get to know other people
>everyone is an extrovert party freak
>get sad
How do even decide to do stuff like this? I'm to afraid of doing stuff like this because I would probably go full autism and fuck something up.
I hope you get to talk to her more some day, nice trips by the way.
>>29131893
Ah shit I fucked up, ment dubs.
>>29131893
Work in a call centre. I had to go through a lot of shit times until I was confident enough to talk on the phone, but I think this has ust torn it all up.
I did't fuck anyhting because she was swedish and didn't understand the banter culture. You know what wouls be better? If an english girl would talk to me.
I won't though. The odds are 1 in 7 million. Lets weep together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deB_u-to-IE
>See commercials and hear reports about current season of The Bachelorette
>There's an alpha-douche named Chad Johnson terrorizing the other bachelors and making them look like betas
>He's also the buffest and picks on the hipster
Is this supposed to be parody? I thought Chad's were supposed to be a myth.
>>29131687
>see commercials
>hear reports
Admit it faggot, you watch this garbage
Also
>Chad is the reason why security guards are in the house
>He's also the only one to outright say he doesn't love Jojo
>>29131715
I'm watching it right now after hearing about it all day, I kinda want to see if Chad's going to get kicked out.
Which chad is chad?
Most women prefer a man who:
1) Is around 3 to 5 inches taller than they are, at minimum. The actual height is unimportant, only the height difference.
2) Possesses a penis roughly as long as their vagina is deep. For most women this is somewhere between 6 and 7 inches.
3) Has a job which pays more/has more benefits than theirs does.
Everything else is trivia.
>>29131615
Most women
Good women want a man who loves them with everything that you mentioned being trivia.
Face is not trivial, it's #1
>Everything else is trivia.
>trivia
4) 80% of women orgasm during rape.
I have a job interview Thursday for a warehouse job with UPS, I'm pretty nervous about it because I feel like I'm going to be the youngest guy there. I'm only 23 and I feel like warehouses job are usually full of men in their 30's or 40's, I don't want them to show bias towards me because I'm younger. Obviously it's more of a robot job, at least I don't have to interact with the public and it's only for like four or five hours everyday.
I'm hoping it's a chill job, I don't know what exactly I'll be doing, Figured I'd be moving boxes and what not, if it's something like that then it shouldn't be a big deal for me.
>>29131407
UPS jobs are horrible did the warehouse loading and unloading and I quit after a receiving my first paycheck, I was working when minimum wage was like at 7.50. I was over worked for shitty pay so I found something else. UPS stands for under payed slave.
>>29131629
Well that's not encouraging to here, I'm hoping it was just that specific warehouse you worked at maybe had horrible workers/managers. I don't want to base my experience own one other person's experience, obviously other factors can be taken into consideration like the people you worked with, or perhaps the manager? I don't know, I'm just trying to stay positive.
Old warehouse guys won't give a fuck as long as you have work ethic
They'll acknowledge you're bizarre and describe you as "weird" to other people but they won't really be dicks unless you're a slacker
If I take pills from like 10-15 of these bottles every day on average, will my liver die?
>>29131318
You can die from too much vitamin D3. So if I were you I would get some of the D3-5000 iu and just down a bunch of those every day until you reach your goal.
>>29131463
The big bottle with the blue cap says I can take two of those fish oil gels every day.
I feel it's better to take all this stuff then just remove all doubt and kill myself anyway
You dumb fucks, why don't you just do these 3 simple yoga poses to clear your acne? It's like you don't even want to get rid of your acne. Smfh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzDoHqq1C9E
I don't appreciate you using harsh language and frankly I don't give a care.
>>29131280
Acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne acne
Can you please say it once more you retard?
You dumb fucks, why don't you just do these 3 simple reiki sessions to clear your acne? It's like you don't even want to get rid of your acne. Smfh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrZhCsR4VU
Why are women inherently inferior?
brain tissue went to their boobs
The actual function and complication of the code in OP's pic withstanding, it's actually good coding etiquette to type out what most functions and lines of code do.
That way others can quickly understand it and improve upon it or use it for other processes. You can share it easy and have others grasp it simply.
>>29131447
It's too time consuming to type at every fucking line. slow people shoudn't even have this job.
I genuinely love all of you and hope you all have an amazing day!
I also hope you achieve your dreams and find happiness.
Don't give up! The world is a better place with each and every one of you!
>>29131240
>I also hope you achieve your dreams and find happiness.
But that's literally impossible.
>>29131240
anon are you being genuine?
>>29131286
Aww don't worry! What's your dream?
When did you stop trying to be normal and just accept yourself for what you are?
yesterday
rer3243
When I graduated from high school , basically the end of watemote
I need to fuck Tomoko Kuroki!
"I'm not ready for a relationship right now, I think I need a bit of time for myself"
She said this after the first date and after asking her out again. Sigh...
I told 'Alright. I get what u mean' and she asked me 'Do you still want to be friends?'
How do I respond? We've only been on 1 date
>tfw main characters no longer die in GoT
as much as I like the Hound, bringing him back was stupid and unnecessary. what's next, bringing back Rob or Stannis?
>>29131171
>>29132069
Sever all contact and move on.
Don't let this women play with you boys.
>when are we going to get some grandchildren anon?
>xD
never you fucking roasties
but really, what do?
>tfw mom's desire for grandchildren has been crushed by my Chad brother constantly impregnating girls and then making them abort
>all her grandchildren are scraped into planned parenthood dumpsters
I really say never. Unlike many people here I'm not actually that much of a loser outside of no girls experience (welp what can you do when you're ugly as shit) so this may be surprising to older normies. After all for in their era man didn't HAVE to be a Chad or chump to marry.
>>29131095
I never understood this meme. Why would anyone give a shit about having grandchildren? My parents never bother me about it. Every once in a while my dad says something about "when you have kids" but I think that has more to do with the implication that most people accidentally have kids at some point in their lives, rather than him expecting a grandkid.
