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Would you prefer not having been born?
yes
oringinal
>>29128149
No even though my life is meaningless I'm still happy
Yes, nothing of value would be lost
How the FUCK do you hope to compete against THIS?
Confirmed 10 inches
Another 10" cock
>>29128089
Eat good pussy, have good tempo, grind against their g-spot
>Be me
>Be 2012
>Be 14, starting high school
>Sit next to girl I like in English
>She tells me she's not into me
>Flash forward
>Eventually we hang out
>Start dating her on Jan 1, 2014
>She's super chill
>First real date
>Find cuts on her wrist while holding her hand
>She tells me it was her cat
>Believe her
>Hang out all the time
Shit was about to get real
>She tells me she's depressed
>Tells me that she cuts herself often
>Starts telling me every time she's feeling suicidal, roughly once a day
>Send me pics when she cuts herself
>Tells me she wouldn't blame me for leaving
>I want to support her emotionally so I stay
>She tells me she loves me
>I love her too
>We loose our virginity to each other
>Goodtimes.bat
>Then on my 16th birthday
>April 6, 2014
>Get a call from gf
>Think she's in the lobby and needs me to buzz her in
>"Hey anon, I can't come over today."
>All of my wut
>She has strict parents and is a bit of a rebel, assume she just got grounded
>"I swallowed a bottle of prozac last night. They won't let me leave the hospital."
>She says this without any emotion in her voice
>Tries to kill herself twice over the next 4 months until we break up
>Flash forward 2 years
>Last week of high school
>Got into university of choice
>Get a call
>"Anon this is femanon's mom. Femanon commited suicide last night"
The funeral is in 2 weeks and I got invited. Not sure if I want to go.
>>29128063
Surprised she managed to kill herself.
Not to be insensitive, sorry for your loss Anon, you should go to stay on good terms with her parents, but why are women generally so bad at killing themselves? I have had 3 frienda that killed themselves, no failed attempts or trips to the hospital, they just did it properly.
>>29128299
Numbers man, it was her 5th attempt
>Sister gets diagnosed with cancer in 2009
>Still recovering from it
>Went into Highschool in 2009Was born in 1997, inb4 underage
>Parents are never home since they're always at the hospital
>Try and keep to myself since I'm constantly stressed
>Still end up the butt of a lot of jokes and end up downright hated by some pupils
>Teachers treat me like some poor "problem child" and smother me in attention because they think it helps
>End up getting put into therapy sessions against my will by my guidance teacher because "I really think it will help you anon!"
>A month later she calls child services and tells them she thinks my dad is beating me because I'm so miserable all the time
>Dad would never hit me, fucking love my dad
>Dad won't talk to me for almost 2 months because he thinks I've been telling people he hits me
>Fucking bitch guidance teacher acts all smug like she "fixed me"
>Gets me suspended when I fucking explode at her after she asks how my life at home is
>Eventually take up underage drinking with the few friends I had to deal with stress
>Ended up going out with a girl I liked for a month, thought things were going well
>She fucking emotionally blackmails me, threatens to cut herself when she doesn't get her way
>Bitch cheats on me 3 times and then falsely accuses me of sexual assault
>Girl I used to actually really like becomes my worst fucking enemy, says all sorts of shit to me that left me with pretty horrendous self esteem
>Fucking flunked high school despite being a genuinely smart kid who used to top all his classes
>Mfw now I'm a resentful idiot who drinks too much
>Mfw failed as a human being because everything turned to complete and utter shit
>Mfw fucking horrible people are doing just fine and dandy
I fucking hate everything
Should I contact my Oneitis? What do I say? As you can see I tried some time ago and fucked up. Should I call it quits?
pls respond
No. Don't bother. She doesn't want to talk to you.
Trust me. Just go masturbate and get it out of your system now, because if you message her back now, you're going to feel really retarded when she doesn't reply.
>>29128180
That was in April, is there any way to salvage something?
>>29128246
If she hasn't even bothered to contact you in 2 months, there's nothing to salvage.
Sorry anon. Best thing to do now is go to the gym and get ripped. Then you can rub it in the roasties face later.
>these traps are getting kind of convincing
>>29128028
>sperg goes gay
>>29128028
Cause porn brainwashes you. Stop watching trap shit and you'll start to notice you don't ever think about it.
>there's a reason people spam "bbc" and "trap threads" its called social conditioning
>all the faggots from /lgbt/ try to samefag the idea that robots have a secret trap fetish
>all the faggots are now trying to samefag that they look like women now
Fuck off.
i want to kiss girls
>>29128023
Post a picture of your jaw/chin. Thats almost all that matters.
Order a bodypillow and kiss it.
It's better then a real woman.
>>29128057
it's p much same as OP
A cute coworker of mine just confessed she likes me. What do I do now?
>>29127909
Bang her brains out bro
kill niggers
start the race war
>>29127909
> le Descartes face
>Fell for the /fit/ meme
>Still an introverted fuck who hates interacting with normies
>Repulsed by the idea of a relationship now
>Not interested in having sex anymore
>Repulsed by the idea of "hanging out" with "friends" and co-workers
I used to want all of those things, and now when they're in my reach I lost interest.
Falling for the /fit/ meme made me even more autistic. Thanks a lot.
good job now you're just a failed normie.
>>29127901
Not a meme you were just born autistic you know you can just fake confidence right?
>>29127931
How does this make him a failed normie though?
They are like the forbidden fruit by family and friends.
Becomes a fetish of sorts for me now.
This is probably how white girls feel about BBC.
>>29127838
If they're attractive and cool enough idc what race they are
>probably more like how white girls feel about black guys
>>29127895
>If they're attractive and cool enough idc what race they are
This, it's just that I'm less likely to find a typical black girl attractive. I've seen maybe five young black women in the past year and a half, and they all carried their weight poorly and had weird hairstyles.
Would destroy this shit so hard.
So hard that after I cum I would still be diamonds and will continue to fucking
Why aren't you a cuckold yet /r9k/?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
>>29127826
moot was right all along
I'm not white so it is genetically impossible for me to be cuckold, only for me to be the bull.
>>29127826
>Not wanting to have your girlfriend sit on another man's lap in public
What's the point of doing anything if I'm just going to die one day anyway?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
because it's supposed to be a sweet fuckin ride into the void.
>Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a ride!"
- Hunter S Thompson
Just dont do anything and fade into nothingness when the time comes
Because you can always cebruzpost!
I've never pirated before, I am down on cash, bored, and want Hearts of Iron III. Anyone know where I can get it from?
downloaad deluge, go to piratebay or kickass, search for what you want, press download button
It's not hard.
Download uTorrent
Look it up on any torrent site.
>>>/t/
Jesus christ we have a board for this shit
How do so many people live like life matters even a bit?
Everything about everyone of us is immeasurably insignificant on a cosmic scale. So why even bother?
>>29127773
Because we don't live on a cosmic scale. Have you ever enjoyed yourself? Well, there you have it. If you are happy with your life, what does it matter if your existance isn't massively significant?
>>29127773
The universe doesn't have to give a fuck about you in order for you to give a fuck about the things which affect your insignificant life.
To get comfy of course.
Get comfy and wait for the inevitable
Comfy Rabb.it thread
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Get in here faggots
Bring some lube, we can jerk off on cam
we're watching shit movies come in
and take ass/leg pics for us please
>>29127751
I want big daddy to fuck my ass <3
>>29127726
T E X A S
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If you are a girl pls respond.
Sorry for being such a shitposter family.
>bible tells me the meek will inherit the earth
>bible tells me that 2/3rds of the other human population will suffer
>bible tells me men are the head of the household(only underneath christ)
it all makes sense now
this is why normies and roasties hate the bible
>>29127721
>bible tells me it is not good for man to be alone
>>29127721
>bibble says it's wrong to wank
>>29127824
not when your with god.
