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>that kid who wore a black trench-coat
>>29125450
>tfw lt was me
>tfw I own a genuine army-issued trenchcoat
>comfiest thing to wear in winter plus waterproof
>only true winter-type coat I own
>tfw can't wear it w/o feeling cringey because of that stupid 90s school-shooter or katana-wielding fedora edgelord meme spammed everywhere
Is there no other way /r9k/?
>>29125450
>That kid who wore cat ears in school every single day
>Everyone made fun of him
>Toward the end of the year he revealed he wore the ears because his mom died in a car accident and she loved cats
>Everyone stopped making fun of him
>Sign says "Do Not Walk On Grass"
>Walk on the grass
Who /devilish/ here?
>>29125392
>Make a /mischief/ thread
>Call it /devilish/
D E M O N I C
>argue with some faggot on 4chan
>he completely wrecks all my points and makes me look like a fool
>report the thread
>404
>>29125392
>don't notice sign
>walk on grass
>get BTFO by patrolling policeman
Guys who like small boobs what exactly is appealing about then and guys who like small boobs/flatchest what is so likable about that? Im more of a big boob guy but guys who like small boobs get me into them
here's my thought process:
small tits dont get saggy, stay perky, and are nicer looking.
usually they belong to a fit and thin girl.
big tits will get saggy, and usually only look good standing up. they also belong to whores who get chads attention with their large tits.
huge tits belong to landwhales so thats an automatic no
small tits are best tits
It's more aesthetically pleasing.
>>29125413
which small or big?
>walk down street
>notice women ignore 90% of all the men
>90% of all women look at me
>dont know if im ugly as fuck or handsome
>im tall so i cant hide in crowds and i have to bear this every day
As if i wasnt paranoid enough...
>>29125286
kill the goat,.
>>29125304
cant kill what is already dead inside
>>29125286
post a pic of urself op
>Prepared all the ingredients its 2 dollars in total
>Everything seems to be going well
>Whispered like a wierdo cunt while mixing the cake, mixed some coffee power into it to add flavour
>Eerything is going well
>Made the icing, looks like cumstain
>Not satisfied .jpeg
>Keeps on mixing it for 10 minutes nothing changes
>10 minutes later something smells, its the cake
>THE BOTTOM OF THE PANCAKE IS BURNT
>Used my fist to scrape out the bottom
>Used the frosting all over the cake to compensate
>It ends up looking like a roasties vag from a gangbang
>I wasted two hours of my life..
mfw
This is the burnt out pan
>>29125297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvnBrEH3UT8
kek
love you man. you tried. try again another day maybe.
looks like there wasn't enough airflow underneath your pan. was it on a wire rack during cooking? it should have been
if the bottom gets burned but the rest cooks fine then the bottom of the pan was too hot. could be a shitty pan with bad circulation, or what i said above. good luck bro
Posted this to /b/ yesterday but no one seemed to care so imma try here
>be me one year ago
>Half assed depressed betafag
>Just got over grill I used to orbit
>Start talking to shy 7/10 from class
>She's even more socially retarded than I am so it's a perfect match
>Start hanging out all the time
>Text her one day "so uhm you wanna be more than friends, ya know?"
>She actually fucking wants to
>Meet up almost everyday
>Best fucking time of my life
>Fast forward to 3 months ago
>Start hanging out less
>She's too busy studying (I rarely study so idc)
>Feelings kinda start to fade
>She responds less and less to my text and we rarely see eachother anymore
>Always busy
>If I don't send / say anything to her, we don't talk except for a "goodnight <3 <3 xxx" text
>Apparently she still goes out with her friends though
>Dafuckisthisshit.jpg
>Force her to talk
>Nothing
>Get even more pissed
>Haven't had a conversation for 2 months
>Force her to talk again today, she says she knows she's been acting like shit and that it just won't work anymore and that she's so sorry that she couldn't make it work
>Tell her things like these just happen and we had good times
>Calm mutual breakup
>She says it's better like this but her eyes were red
Everything seemed fine, went home with no problems.
>few hours ago
>Playing Overwatch with friends
>"wtf, glasses are blurry all of a sudden"
>Glasses are fine tho
>Check again
>Tears rolling down my cheeks like waterfalls
>oh shit
>Rush to toilet and start vomitting uncontrollably
>Entire body is shaking
>Realise she didn't want to break up
>Realise she's socially retarded and just always expects me to make the first move
>Realise she was sorry because she blames herself for not doing what I expected her to do
>Realise I destroyed both the relationship and the last little bit of self esteem she had
>mfw
>>29125257
Anon, first thing you need to realise, is you don't need to blame yourself for this. This is not your fault. Honestly it looks like she DID want to break up, she suggested it. You cant have a silent relationship, it simply doesnt exist. This thread isnt getting much attention, but if you need my kik or anything, just ask, I know what youre feeling.
>>29125257
dude if she wasn't talking to you for even more than a few days that's a red flag
the relationship needed to end
dont beat yourself up over this, you will find someone better
>>29125257
dude fuck this cunt
even if you're socialy retarded (and im an expert on that field) you do understand the concept of a mutual relationship and that if you partake in one you should have affection to the other person
if you ask me, she just said yes because fuck why not what could go wrong?
it will be her first relationship and maybe she will be more comfortable next time
it was never about you or your feelings bruh
Chad is usually a pretty good guy. Stacey is the real jerk. Thoughts?
yeah chad's are usually nice as fuck hence why they get the girls, its just there are so many weak betas on this board that they get off to the idea that both chad and stacey are laughing at them while fucking their brains out, its sad
but thats /r9kuck/ for you
>>29125193
Chad is cool, actually.
Chad is someone who sees your strengths where you cannot. He is friends with everyone and encourages everyone to bring out their best, including the humble robot's.
True, guys who get women are usually pretty out going and fun to hang around with. Women have hard time tolerating beta males, even as friends.
So fembots.
What went wrong?
Women being golddiggers and wanting to be fucked by aggressive alphas is nothing new
Babbies first redpill
so should i post my amazon wishlist or
>>29125627
Post your tits you piece of shit whore.
I want a way out of loneliness, I want the women, I want the satisfaction of being in society and not a outcast.
I havent met a damn person as pathetic and a piece of human trash as I am. Its unbareable fellow robots.
I feel as if my own mental state is warping, just today I was outside and questioned just beating down every couple I seen. You know it really fucking hurts when youre denied the pleasures others feel and have.
Its so unfair in this world and people just tell you to get over it as if that helps. Theyre basically saying ignore your pain and live.
I hate this world so much, fellow robots I may do something bad in the future. Please just remember I love you all more than anything else. You guys actually gave a fuck about me. To me, youre my girlfriend, lover and supporter.
Im such a fucking loser, a failure, a waste of meat. On top of it all im a nigger.
Its funny in hindsight, I lose before I even played the game
don't become the next elliot rodger please. Can you imagine the backlash it would have on all the other blackbots on the board? anyway hang on there broh
>>29125008
>>29125129
Go for highscore!
Finderdawg, don't do this homie. There's more to life than tuna. You're actually in a great position, at least you have a job and you're socially capable. Most of us can't put a sentence together or make eye contact with girls while being sober. Don't lose your shit my man, you're still very young, be patient, life is a marathon. Some people get their first gf at 14, some at 28, shit happens. Don't do stupid shit, stay afloat.
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
Anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes? I find it difficult
>>29124998
what about e-cigs? i personally hate them, but maybe they can work for you.
>getting addicted to shitsticks
Just kys lol.
>>29124998
Chew helped me cut down slowly til I stopped
Now I cant stop chewing
What a beautiful day it is... what a privilege it is to admire it-
Oh hey wagecuck... shouldn't you be at work? Haha, oh well..
Another day, another dollar.
it's already hell on earth as a privileged NEET because depression is still present because i know too much about the illuminati, but it's so much worse for the wageslaves.... i'm so tired of this all...so tired...
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FFFFFFUUUCCCK. YOOOOOUUUUU
Fucking NEET piece of shit
>>29125061
or maybe their ignorance of their wretchedness and misery is what helps them go on.... and yet, i'd never want to have my memories erased and be plugged back into the Matrix....it's too late...i cont go back, i wont go back...truth is hard to swallow...but it's better, its better in the grand scheme of eternity and salvation...
What would you do for a cock like this?
He's 11"
looks pretty fucking stupid desu
being 7 inches is more than enough for most girls I've been with
I can get a cock like that every weekend.
That seems fucking awful. What girl is gonna fuck you? She's gonna have to be quite a whore to fit it.
You robots want depression, ill give you depression
You know whats fucked up. When someome is hated for years for NO GOOD REASON! They dont even have the opportunity to communicate with people who dont outright FUCKING HATE THEM. That means you get NO SOCIAL SKILLS WHATSOEVER simply because everyone decided it was ok to hate you FOR NO FUCKING REASON.
Then BECUASE you have no social skills people hate you have NO FUCKING SOCIAL SKILLS BUT YOU COULDN'T PRACTICE ANY SOCIAL SKILLS BECUASE EVERYONE HATES YOU FOR NO FUCKING REASON!!!!
IT shouldn't be terrifying to speak to another human being. IT SHOULDNT BE TERRIFYING to TALK to a FEMALE! But EVERY SINGLE ENCOUNTER.
And I mean
>EVERY SINGLE ENCOUNTER WITH ANOTHER HUMAN HAS ALMOST ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ENDED UP WITH PEOPLE TELLING YOU YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU SHOUD KILL YOURSELF BEFORE YOU EVEN GET PAST THE 4TH GRADE ON A DAILY BASIS. AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TURNED 10 YET!
SO the mere THOUGHT of talking to another human litterely makes you SHAKE AND SHIVER AND TREMBLE IN THE DEEPEST PART OF YOUR TORSO becuase Every encounter with a random human being has attacked you so fucking much that it triggers a FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE just so you can TALK.
THIS FUCKING resonates with me so much you have no fucking Idea. Normies have no fucking idea what its like to be mentaly and physically TORTURED ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS.
Almost every single robot is a victim of normie abuse.
But is abusing other people so normal?
And then they expect you to just get out there and just ask out girls and suddently hang out with "friends" with confidence coming out of nowhere that you dont fucking have.
Its like asking a rape slave raped on a daily basis since elementary school to "get over it" and just go have some sex.
and here i thought i was living a shit life
Are you drunk OP?
>>29124878
>and here i thought i was living a shit life
leaveor share your story, it's not like theres anything good on this board anyways
>>29124910
No, just tortured for years on end
"Donald Trump will never run"
"Donald Trump won't last in the primary"
"Donald Trump won't get 1237"
"Donald Trump can't beat Hillary"
"Donald Trump won't make Mexico pay for the wall"
"Donald Trump will never get reelected"
"Donald Trump will never get elected for a third term"
"Donald Trump will never make himself emperor of the states"
"Donald Trump will never annex Canada"
"Donald Trump will never restore the Holy Roman Empire"
"Donald Trump won't live past 100"
"Donald Trump won't live past 150"
>Holy Roman Empire
Nobody cares about the HRC.
Only the original Roman Empire mattered.
>>29124886
>being this absolutely wrong about everything, the late Roman Empire was utter trash, the HRC was the ultimate political body in Europe until Napoleon ruined everything
>>29124823
JEWISH
GRANDSON
JEWISH
SON
IN
LAW
>"aww, come on, anon. just smile!"
What would everyone here rate her out of 10? I think she's a 9 but I could see someone rating her a 4.
>>29124719
A 4. She's got a big fat potato face, and the shit she cakes on to hide it doesn't do much to redeem her.
>>29124783
this
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