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where did wemins decency dissapear to over the years?
>>29123680
>I'm dressing to be comfy, anon x3
>weather appropriate clothing
If booty shorts are necessary for hot weather then why don't men wear booty shorts?
Women literally wear this clothing because it makes them look sexy. They love, LOVE being the subject of male admiration. But when you recognize that the clothes are revealing, it's "omg I wear it because it's hot out, ok?!?!"
>>29123827
>I need my tits and ass hanging out to be comfortable in front of Chad!
>Oh wait, Chad's not looking at me, nerdy Chris is!
>this objectification needs to stop! I am not your toy, Chris!
>robots will deny these straight up #facts
>>29123622
>normalfags think this isnt in reference to them
>>29123622
>Chris Brown is seen as attractive and talented among young women
>Beat up Rihanna, Treated Karrutche like shit
>still pull hot 10s
No, I don't think so
>>29123622
>have a great body
>treat people like shit
>get everything in life easy
u wot m8
Just got a full time wage slave job robots. 6 months of NEET finally over. How long was your longest NEET experience?
>>29123595
For about 3 months before I got my current job. Couldn't enjoy it what so ever because my Mother would pressure me and make me feel uncomfortable in her house 24/7 until I moved out.
Also K-Mart thread.
>>29123635
Ahh I can relate when I was back home. For me though its just plain fucking boredom. Video games and movies and gym can only fill so many hours without becoming boring as fuck.
What is it with normies sharing videos of their depression on jewtube? The worst part is that they don't even understand why they are depressed. LOW IQ SCUM. I went through my existential crisis when I was 10. These fagots are only now weeping after making millions of dollars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4fr798wSeE
>500k views in one day
People are retarded
>>29123541
>What is it with normies sharing videos of their depression on jewtube? The worst part is that they don't even understand why they are depressed. LOW IQ SCUM. I went through my existential crisis when I was 10. These fagots are only now weeping after making millions of dollar
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4fr798wSeE
>>29123541
I'd love to see normies suffer the sort of depression and loneliness us robots do.
6'3 tall with 6 inch dick
vs
6'1 tall with 7 inch dick
pick one
over 6'2 is officially freak-tier
>>29123527
-6' in a nice roomy coffin preferably
6'1 with 7 inch dick.
You're worthless if your dick game is weak
>tfw no big fat belly gf
belly belly belly belly rockin errywhere
>>29123515
Thats a woman? I thought it was an albino hippopotamus.
Anyways, you should probably kill yourself if you find that thing attractive.
bump becauce bellies are sexy (for me)
>Be forever alone virgin until age 21
>Finally get my first girlfriend
>She's "cute" but not "hot" - maybe 6/10...8/10 with make-up at her best
>She's also a virgin
>Lose our virginity to one another
>Fast forward three years later; we're still going strong
Should I ask her to marry me or is it stupid to get married at age 24?
Inb4 normie get out reeeere
no
why buy into the marriage meme when you can just live the way you currently are and not risk her fucking you over eventually
It is usually after five years that everything falls apart, if it lasts that long. You are still not safe
>>29123441
Yeah, marry her fucking faggot. Unless you don't get along or there's some deep incompatibility issue, this is your best shot at normiedom.
What's your take on this?
>Bordo argues that the psychology of pornography consumption is one of powerlessness. This sensation comes from the notion that women control masculine sexuality, and therefore manhood itself, and can use this control to penetrate the male subjectivity and arouse desire which will be unrequited, leaving the man humiliated, frustrated and angry. Many men, Bordo argues, find comfort in degrading pornographic representations of women that enable them to regain their pride and sense of superiority over the bodies that tempt them only to leave them rejected and hurt. In addition, pornography creates a fantasy world in which the male body is always welcomed and never rejected. In other words, pornography enables men to turn their penis into a phallus. Pornography, Bordo argues, does not necessarily objectify women for it does represent them as subjects, willing subjects that will accept men no matter what. The fantasy created by pornography in of a sexual encounter that poses no threat on men.
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That is Chad life. The life that EVERY man wants. Even the most unsocial robot. Chad slays pussy every day. I see slayn pussy every day on my screen and fap to it. I'd trade if for the real deal without a second thought and so would every other man on this planet.
that is interesting and makes so much sense. I hate women and want to live without them, but my "will to life" makes it so I find pussy absolutely irresistible and makes me want to fuck a woman.
Porn lets me release these controlling emotions for an at least an hour. So I'm not a child rapist?
>>29123365
Fuck you OP, I replied seriously and no one ever fucking has a conversation. I'm starting to think I'm mentally retarded
What does it feel like to have a partner? Tell us, make some use of yourself normalfags, if you insist on browsing this board.
Nice. It's a nice feeling to have someone who genuinely loves me, especially for myself who doesn't have parents of a family. It's like having a close friend but better, I guess. I can go into more detail if you have any specific questions
source: 8 year relationship with virgin qt
>>29123205
Shitty at times. Sometimes I just want to be alone and read but it's damn near impossible to do so if my phone is buzzing from her calling me or my phone chirping because of another text. But also I wouldn't want to change the way she gives me attention either because it's such a nice feeling that someone who isn't your family wants you around and wants to talk to you. I guess it's not shitty just bittersweet.
>>29123338
Sounds neat. Shame that most here missed out on that. I pity them.
Let's share stories and methods for any of the following:
>How to get a foot gf
>The right way to ask a girl if you can massage her feet
>Social situations or jobs that increase your chances of touching a woman's bare feet
>Any stories of contact or near contact with qt bare feet
If these threads take off, I'll organise everything into a helpful infographic to further the footsexual lifestyle amongst robots.
my gf lets me do feet stuff with her
she asked me what my fetishes are after a few weeks of dating
>>29123156
Become a chiropodist
I havean internet gfwho is super into femdom, footdom, and generally being worshipped. She sends me pictures every day.
My ex was into it eventually too. The best way to coerce a girl into liking it is to be stealthy. Start off as if you dont like it at all, then just casually rub her feet when you are watching TV or something. Develop it from there over time.
Who /outofweed/ here?
I dabbed the last of my shatter last night. I actually have a couple grams of topshelf flower left but it doesn't get me high with my tolerance.
I might go pick up a couple grams of shatter later today though, $100 for 3.5g is pretty good desu, though I can get that much weed for $25.
>>29123065
just smoked my last joint this morning while listening to babymetal
no telling when i'll be able to get more so i might just be driven enough to go through with coming out as trans
>>29123106
How do you live like this? I get anxious when I have less than a gram of shatter left. Knowing I have no connect and about to run out would kill me.
>can't roll a joint
>bong kills my lungs
>edibles are unpredictable somewhere between zero effect and completely fucked up from literally the same dose and preparation
I'm gonna order some heroin to smoke, because weed is just too difficult.
>brother catches me naked while changing in my bedroom
>he acts all flustered, blushes, and says sorry and leaves
>I've been intentionally doing this for years
>I know he's masturbating to me
>when he's showing me something on the Internet, I put my cleavage right next to his face
>can see something moving in his pants
What is the next part in my master plan?
>>29123053
let him fuck you in the anusssss
do sex on me.. i mean him
HOLD UP ROASTIE!
You need to show your tits with nipples, alongside a timestamp to continue this thread!
>yeah let's vote Donald Trump FUCK THESE MEXICANS YEAH RACE WAR !!!! *americlaps shooting guns in the air*
Mexicans go through with it and fuck them up
>f-fuckin violent Mexicans
Why are you Americans so pathetic? If you guys wanted a race war finish it you pathetic cumskin cucks.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANyPxKqs-ttP0T3NUgATnqkUxYgcDO-e3X7Nxp_EVikyzjHJ6C2bXuD5BD4wywcs_a6tUr_86V-qtZv0i9_zqZ8whS-YGicDpw&time_continue=977&v=0t7PnrelFdY
Lol. Liberals are such cucks. These are the people they want to protect.
>>29123043
The wall just got 10ft higher ;)
>>29123381
This is exactly OPs point. Those protectors just revealed that you guys won't do shit when pushed around. Yall are just pussies that post memes and jack off to the dumbest candidate we've had in years
What was your life like 10 years ago today?
>>29123012
10 years ago i was fuckin 11 came back from school watched yugioh and made my own cards beacuse i was poor
i waited till midnight untill my mom comes back from work
watchdd mtv pimp my ride and beavis and butthead
couldnt even english , watched in with german subtitiles and im from poland
>>29123130
damn had similar expieriences
I was 8 years old and it was actually the same as today. I played playstation all the fucking time. I actually got PS2 for christmas when I was 8. I was already friendless at the time but I got none to blame but myself
>dad hid the gun again
>>29123005
Why would your father do such a thing? And why would he need to do it more than once?
>>29123005
My dad doesn't know I'm suicidal. Can't wait to spray my brains all over the bathroom.
>my mfw when my mom said the only reason she doesn't own a gun is because she's scared I'd use it to kill myself
