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That feel when my 16yo fuckbuddy is pregnant and she has no intention to abort and wants me to marry her/pay child support if I pass the paternity test.
I fucked up?
>>29119510
fuck off normalslime
sahgey
Lmao gg OP. The only way out is to kill yourself
Natural selection doing its thing.
>just wants a qt princess gf
>normies keep taking her away, especially Chad Mario
Is Bowser one of us?
No. Bowser actually tries. Not to mention he has a kid, thus is not a virgin.
>>29119476
Who are the Koopa Kids mother?
>>29119464
I want to fuck that turtle
Who /hungry/ here?
>he small in size barely do physical activity
>still need to eat meals made for 2-3 people or get hungry and start losing weight.
I don't understand
>>29119451
you're overestimating how much you eat. every skelly I've known claimed to eat a lot but when you monitor it it always turns out they're eating fuck all
>trying to save money to unfuck my shit
>minimum wage
>alone in unfinished apartment complex basement that i can stay in for free because i'm friends with the landlord
>can only afford to eat one package of ramen a day
>constantly feel like death
>constantly look like death
>have to act like it's all cool behind the register
hopefully the day will come when this is behind me and i can look back and laugh
>>29119493
This. My skinny friend always eats an insane ammount of food if we go out or if he comes over. I wondered how he stayed skinny untill I've found out that he barely eats al home, so he basicaly just has one big meal a day, probably not even every day.
Should I fall for the cocksucking meme? Not gay, just bicurious due to years of soul-crushing rejection from girls coupled with compensatory pornography addiction
only if you're really cute
>>29119433
I'm not. I'm very masculine and large-bodied
>>29119409
thats funny im in the exact same situation. originally i made a craigslist add searching for the best cock i could find. i found a match after a few months. however i started talking to qts on interpals and that helped me see that im not really gay i was just desperate + porn addiction
Ever done lewd shit online /r9k/? Anything from sending a pic of your underwear to full on camwhoring
Yeah i masturbated on cam for some gay guys. I found it to be too stressful. Aside from needing a lot of light, it seemed like most guys just wanted me to immediately cum and I was like barely hard most of the time.
Plus typing to someone while trying to jack off, while trying to look sexy as an overweight hairy 27 year old skinnyfat with a small cock is hard. Wouldn't recommend it.
>>29119430
It seems very demanding because people are demanding.
>>29119430
That sounds sexy post pictures, senpai
Hey /r9k/ I've been thinking is there any benefit in being a good black man just seems like the gangsters have it better than us?
You can win over the SJW crowd. They won't target you as much as a white male, you can "YOUR PRIVILEGE" them back if they're white
Behave like a good person = gain white respect
Behave like a nigger = gain gangsta cred
Choose your side
Far too many negatives. You won't ever get to say "Hi dad!" and "Thanks for the warning officer." ever again.
Would you a pic related?
>>29119271
I bet if I threw a cactus at her she would deflate
>>29119271
She looks like a cartoon char
>>29119271
She'd look alright if she lost 2/3 of her weight
Oh my god guys!
Listen I came up with a new thing.
mmwt.
"Makes Me Wanna Throwup"
What think? It just fucking came to me.
>>29119270
this mmwt 2bh
You mmwft
>>29119270
Ugh, this whole board mmwt!
What is the secret to making an alpha male? I want to know for future reference just in case I have a son and he won't grow up to be a robot.
Confidence and outgoing. Eye contact, firm handshakes, dressing well. Meeting life goals by their deadlines (i.e. actually getting a car and driving by 16, getting first job right around then as well)
Strong work ethic, make sure they do their homework right away after school, don't put it off. Chores to help around the house.
>>29119298
The biggest thing in retrospect for me is that I wish my parents had no made me hate school from the start.
From the very beginning I was taught that school sucks and that I should basically dislike it because its not fun and the teachers arent nice/fun. Had my parents instilled a more positive outlook on school, the thing you're obligated to attend and succeed at for ~13 years of your life, then i think I might have grown up considerably differently.
Make sure you introduce them to sports and enroll them in the one that interests them the most. And dont helicopter over them. Let them fail and fall down teach them its okay so long as they do better next time.
>Oh god anon, the heat is killing me!
>Can you check if I smell bad, please?
>>29119254
relax, it's just cum
>>29119254
this reminds me of a crush i had that once sat next to me in class and was sweaty
god i wanted to lick her sweat so bad, i could barely function in class because all i could think of was how much i want to lick her armpits and fuck her pussy right there
>>29119273
this
I once wanted to lick my exgf's pits, she said EWWW ICKY NOO CREEEP :(
Who /beenupallnight/ here? I'm on 800mgs of caffeine and i feel like death
ive been on prednisone and i cant sleep
been up like 3 days. havent showered in a few weeks.
>>29119231
Caffeine. If you think you're death nigga, you on PCP.
>>29119243
I do not understand people who don't shower. Its not even about the hygiene, I just think showers feel glorious. Also I have been up for like the last 2 days studying so i feel your pain anon.
Yandere thread.
No stupid website edition.
Talk about obsessive feels.
>>29119183
dmud
>>29119183
I wish I had a girl who is obsessed with me for no reason. This is my never ending feel.
>>29119183
>obsessed with my bt
>think about him every waking second
>need his constant reassurance that we'll be together forever
>ask him last night what I should do if he changes his mind and stops loving me
>he tells me I should kill him
>I'd never want to hurt him but I imagine I'll be too distraught to function properly
>such a conflicting feeling
>6'1 feet tall
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>manly chin
>7 inch + fat cock.
>ottermode
Am I too cliche? I feel like this is what girls wanted in 2007, now I am just a meme
You're A FUCKING WHITE MALE
You were born just in time to experience racism against white people, you should feel honored.
I guarantee ur leaving out something like goofy ears or big nose
>>29119202
No, no, I am taking to anonymous forum to ponder my projection of reality.
I don't have goofy ears or a big nose. I've got a perfectly fine symmetrical face.
Yet I constantly see 45 year old balding fat and hairy ape armed white guys with smoking hot 20-something year old Japanese girlfriends.
I know these guys aren't rich. Yet there's no fucking way they're wearing tattered old walmart tier jeans and crocs with fucking beer stained, cigarette scented angry birds t shirts and getting these sexy asian girls.
>tinnitus
just fucking end me already
>>29119107
IKTF familia. It gets better after a while. For the time being try listen to some low-volume music or leave a fan on when you're sleeping.
>>29119107
Can you hear tinnitus if you're deaf? If not, I think you know the solution to your problem.
>>29120565
Yes you can, the majority of tinnitus is in the brain, if you were deaf you can still hear it.
Hello robots. I'm an 18 year old almost NEET. In order to graduate high school, I need to volunteer 40 hours of community service.
What's the most autist friendly opportunity?
Picking up garbage.
Gets you a tan at the same time.
>>29119068
>he has to volunteer to graduate high school
But at the same time that really helps when you're trying to get a job so I guess that's good.
I needed this too. My grandfather got me a three week job at an amusement park. He explained I would work for half the day and volunteer the other half. However he payed me double time when I worked.
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