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>I'll never discover a genie who will grant me three wishes.
>I'll never wish for immortality, no fear, and the ability to change my face (with specifics so that the genie doesn't try to screw me over).
>I'll never travel the world, learn every language there is to learn, live a life worth living doing everything there is to do.
>I'll never change my face and become a great actor, a great writer, etc.
>I'll never meet interesting people, in turn building my character up.
>Tfw I will never become a living God (literally).
I wish for this shit every night.
>will never wish all the brown people away
>will never wish for the perfect qt
>will never wish to become a Saiyajin
>will never be able to wish for a clean death and an afterlife of my choosing or a lack of one entirely
>will never wish for all of reality to be rewritten so that nothing like this world can ever occur again
>will never wish for everything to be okay forever
>>29115580
Monkey's paw
You can change your face but everyone will still see you as your genetic/real face.
>You get weaker the older you get
>no fear leads you to making bad desicions
>>29115596
Monkeys paw
>all the brown people turn purple
>The perfect qt finds a perfect SO and forgets you wished her into existance
>You become a sayajin and more of them start showing up to kill you.
I know even if I got a girlfriend nothing would change I wouldn't be satisfied with her, I'll never be satisfied with any woman.
Anyone else have these feels.
people always disappoint me. it wouldn't work unless she was an anime character with huge tits
>>29115548
i know what you mean man.
My biggest fear is that she wouldn't be satisfied with me.
>>29115548
Wow, that girl is so gorgeous. I really feel physically hurt when I see girls this beautiful.
R9k wasn't an adversarial board.
GHOST IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS OF ALL TIME, I AM STEALING THIS PEPE
I don't think this is the real r9k
>>29115513
Please explain, anonkun. I am interested in the possibility.
>it's another giving up a hobby the day after episode
What happend Mr anon?
>>29115476
Did you take up the hobby, or an idealized notion of a hobby?
>>29115498
meh decided to learn how to produce music, play the piano and how to draw. since i hate anything that doesn't give instant gratification, i gave up those hobbies and here i am shitposting, getting shit grades and being unemployable
>r9k was once a festival for autists who had little to no social contact with others, took nothing seriously, ignored women and normies, and created fantastical memery.
>r9k today is 1/2 /soc/ and 1/2 /lit/s retarded little brother.
Seriously. Every other thread is either some sort of fembot hookup thread, or some faggot who read the back cover of ALSOOOO SPRAAKK and thinks he's some kind of revolutionary genius here to save the poor robots from doom. This place has skype groups, omegle groups, 15yo crackwhores getting free shit, and tripfags out the wazoo.
Ree Ree Ree.
Im minor disgruntled. Im going to jerk the gerk and head to the bed.
Zoop Zoop you foul niggers. I dont like you.
Do you know what normalfags don't like? maybe they'll go away if it's posted. I don't know if they can be shocked away or get bored
>>29115418
r9k today sounds better
>>29115478
There are tons of better sites if you want to be a complete normalfag.
The bigger question is, when did Irl become so important? Who you are outside of 4chan?
Who /unemployable/ here?
>be me in high school
>apply to 4 different jobs, nobody even contacts me
>eventually go to reputable state college
>study electrical/computer engineering, get a 3.9 GPA
>get my first job working as a cook at the university for 6 months
>just finished my first year
>Need a summer job
>apply for 23 internships
>get 4 interviews
>they are all hours away, but I go anyways.
>ZERO of them contact me after the interview
>living with parents, need to find a local job
>now have job experience
>apply at hospitals, banks, elementary schools
>nobody will hire me
>now I'm starting to get desperate
>run all around town applying to 3 different pizza places
>even a hotdog stand with signs saying they desperately need employees
>only one bothers to contact me for an interview, then doesn't contact me afterward
>not only have I been rejected by about 10 different companies, but even the fucking minimum wage pizza places don't bother calling me to tell me I didn't get the job
now I am literally doing odd-jobs around the house for my dad, who feels bad for me. At least he's giving me $10 an hour for it.
What the fuck? Even fuckhead McShit from my high school can get hired at mcdonalds.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>>29115396
They will give the excuse that you are too qualified
>>29115436
>>29115396
If you're seriously putting down you have a degree while applying for jobs at pizza places and hot dog stands, you don't deserve to get hired. Fucking morons.
>>29115436
Yeah... maybe they don't just want an employee who will only stay for the summer.
So I'm too qualified to be a McShit, but too underqualified to type data in MS Excel.
I program in my spare time for Christ's sakes, and I'm good at it, too!
Just end my life, fampai
I have this weird idea/dream/fantasy of going to some bootcamp with just me and camp staff who spend every hour of every day making me into a better human being.
I.e. forcing me to exercise, making me portioned meals, having a bunch of stuff that I need to read/learn everyday, iq improving exercises, self control and concentration exercises, regular sleep times, forbidden from fapping, etc.
Of course this camp would be in an isolated area (lonely cabin on a mountain kind of thing) and the staff would be really harsh and degrading to me.
There would also be a rule that I have to be nude at all times as a way of enforcing humility in me.
All I want is to go to a place like this and return to the world 3-6 months later a "higher-level of human."
Why don't you just do this yourself, anon?
>>29115531
It's less effort to have someone else take control of my dreams for me
> you will never start an anti-loneliness campaign that rounds up lonely betas holocaust-style and forces them through self-actualization camps, making them into a superior form of human beans than normies, each and every reformed beta being a living Buddha, strengthened by their dark past
Why can't this be a thing
Many men think female virginity is valuable whereas male virginity is reviled by women.
Why?
I asked my grandpa who fought in the war.
"A fortress never penetrated is promising whereas a soldier who has never penetrated a fortress is unreliable".
>>29115358
How old are you Jesus
>>29115358
One egg per month vs 300 MILLION sperm average per ejaculation. You do the math.
A man is a key.
A woman is a lock.
A key that works on many locks is a master key.
A lock that opens with many keys is a defective lock.
been very depressed and angry
just blocked the only person I liked talking too to spare them from having to deal with this shit
Been thinking about fellating a pistol and just ending it.
How do I stop feeling like this?
>How do I stop feeling like this?
>fellating a pistol and just ending it
You answered your own question, anon.
>>29115311
Thanks.
I'm a go get on that then.
sorry anon, but there's no way out of it besides >>29115311
you can suppress it but it will never be enough
WHAT THE FUCK IS LIFE.
Whats the fucking point?! Why do I feel? Why do I see? How did it begin? I don't get it. What the fuck is this it makes no sense. I want to understand and even if there's nothing to understand then WHY. What is this. WHY WHY WHY
Just be yourself lmaoo
>>29115155
Iktfb
Nothing that has happened has reached a conclusion of any real value
Lots of red herrings, but they all point at bullshit
Gonna kill myself soon because this is retarded. I think I really mean it this time.
>>29115155
live it and find out brother
Do actual ugly people (3/10 and below) know that they are ugly?
I know it. I know it well.
>>29115142
well you do dont you??? --- HAHAHAHA YU GOT EMUSHUNALLY TRORMATIZED
>>29115142
men do. the average women thinks she's a 9.
So I think I like boys
But I'm in some sort of state of denial
I don't really like average guys, but really feminine or androgynous ones
help me accept my boipussy fetish
>>29115045
In the same situation. Don't know what to do either
You can fuck me in the ass if you'd like.
>>29115105
You're too nice <3~
Mental Illness General
Actual diagnosis edition
Just got diagnosed for paranoid schizoaffective disorder tied with depression.
I literally want to die.
>>29115041
>Begin typing out all the perceived mistakes in this chart
>Realize I'm getting mad at a meme
Filing myself under autism I guess. Bipolar is not a joke though.
>>29115117
Everyone bitches about this meme. Stop writing personality traits off as autism because it makes you feel better about your shitty social skills.
borderline and bipolar here, how's it going, boys
>NEET for 1 week
>Parents screaming at me to get a job or enrol in university again
>Have applied for 2 jobs and waiting for replies
>Not enough, Mum wants me to print out 3 jobs and show them to her
>Dad took me down to the defence force to speak with a recruiter about getting a job in the army
>They won't stop comparing me to my brother who studies "all the time and so well"
>They wont stop comparing me to the "other people my age"
>Reassure me every day that I'm wasting my life and if I don't act quick I'll be worthless and forever unemployable
>I've been a NEET for maybe a little over 1 week and I'm 20 years old
As a fellow n33t, I'd say it's a little to early for you to give up. If college/study are out of the question then trying out the wagie lyf may be a good idea. If it doesn't suit you after a year or two then neet away my friend.
You cant be a neet for a week, faggot.
Stop living with your parents then you useless cunt, their house, their rules.
Do you laugh often?
>>29114966
yes actuallly teebeeatch
>>29114966
yes. but only when i am alone, and i do it very loudly and obnoxiously
>>29114966
Yeah, my friends make me laugh all the time when I'm around them. Doesn't stop the soul crushing despair and loneliness I get when I'm by myself though.
