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Greetings losers, I have a job for you. You need to copy and paste this link https://rabb.it/michael.13.36 into your address bar because we're watching comfy movies and hanging out with robots. And also because your mistress demands it of you.
Do it. NOW.
Submarine, a film about some young britcucks in love is playing at the moment. It just started so please join soon. We need more patrician film watchers in here to vote in strawpoll for David Lynch movies so things like this don't happen. Be a good fuccboi and get in here.
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
boy do i love femdom
sage and hide this shit
>>29078954
I'm in there bitch. Cool your horses.
Why is it so hard to find average looking GFs?
>>29113450
Because you're below average.
>>29113479
Am I?
oringamslqiwud
>>29113528
You look like a friend of mine, who pulls bitches like a motherfucker
You'll be okay.
Just took 20 mg ambien and I feel weird.
.AMA
>>29113412
I used to get 70mg of Ambien a night. It really fucked up my stomach. Don't get addicted, its not worth it. That said, enjoy the ride!
>>29113412
I hope you're having a pleasant feel. I love you anon.
>>29113557
it feels really surreal but calming. No euphoria. I see weird stuff like the screen changing in dimensions and words moving as I type them.
>>29113512
I'm not a nightly user. barely even a weekly one really
>slowly gotten into small penis humiliation fetish
>can no longer get fully hard without it
>9 inch donger
>mfw
Congratulations. You got yourself cucked. What's the next step in your master plan?
>2016
>into femdom
just shit my fuck up
>>29113397
idk man. it sucks because im not actually that bad looking, maybe a 6/10, and i cannot hold an erection once my dick comes out of my pants (its only happened once, but im still coming to terms with it)
What would an organized robot country be like?
What would be the laws, governing style, foreign policy, etc, be based upon?
patriarch dictotarship.
>>29113241
Currency: gbp
Foreign policy: no other country talks to us, so it doesn't really matter
I'd be the king
Not sure what board this would be best for so I'll just post it here. Apologies in advance for 'blogging/ranting'
I am 20 years old, live in the U.S.A. and am completely self sufficient. Ever since I was a kid I have never really felt like I fit in anywhere, and not because people don't like me but more so because I don't like them. It feels like I am different than those around me, and I just don't fit in with anyone. Not a bad looking guy either, in high school girls would always talk to me and I would laugh and joke around but in my mind I saw that they were just fake whores and was never interested in them. Everybody is trying to be something that they are not, and I blame technology. I love technology, and have always been interested in computers, but I can say without a doubt it is the reason our world is today. I don't know how much longer I can live in this industrial society. Everybody is so obsessed with there phones that whenever I actually try and have a conversation with people, its like there not even there. Pulling out there phone every 30 seconds, dinging noises all over the place. Nobody is genuine. If the only people I can connect with are anonymous users on various image boards then something has to be wrong(maybe I'm just fucked in the head? That's a possibility). I can't take it any more I'm ready to blow.
Does anybody else feel this way? I don't know what to do....
>>29113238
>maybe I'm just fucked in the head?
Ding ding ding.
>>29113238
>in high school girls would always talk to me and I would laugh and joke around but in my mind I saw that they were just fake whores and was never interested in them.
seems like you are just as fake as all the people you are complaining about.
>>29113326
I'm sure that's partly it, but I just have this feeling in my gut that something is wrong.
>>29113408
I'm rarely ever rude or mean to people unless I really hate em, I was simply being personable.
>just wasted the ENTIRE day doing fucking nothing
somebody help me through this nightmare
>>29113138
GET OFF 4CHAN
oc
>>29113138
>have lots of paid time off saved up at work
>take a week off
>spend the entire seven days sitting at home in front of the pc
get on my level
>hardcore mode: feel like shit but learn nothing from the experience and repeat it over and over, year after year
>was gonna call my employer to see if i was accepted or not
>forgot to do it
Would you rather be fat or bald?
>b-b-but I'm fat and bald, anon
Bald and buy a toupee
>>29112781
kys, senpai
it's an either/or proposition for a reason
WTF DO I SAY /r9k/?
Will post my convo and profile below
here is my profile
19/f/dtf
WAITING ON ORIGINAL PICS
What kind of underwear do you wear /r9k/
Here, these are comfy af
>>29112550
Boxers or boxer briefs, depends on the situation. usually boxer-briefs because more comfy
Feeling myself
Is anyone else seized with an almost perpetual hatred and disgust towards everyone around them
I can't even explain it
Yeah. It spills over into my hobbies where if I win then I am disgusted by my opponents lack of effort, and if they challenge me then I am angered that they'd dare to resist. In the real world though, she sheer mindless stupidity and incompetence of normies brings me tremendous anger. It's like these people have fucking tunnel vision.
They're all so inadequate I've never met a worthwhile person before
I also get very angry when another person touches my things. It's not a germ thing I just feel deep contempt for them
Who here /asexual/
Jesus christ, its like the only thing you faggots talk about in here is sex. I don't understand! Here's a thought, either improve yourself to match your standards or lower your standards to match yourself. Otherwise stop fucking complaining about 10/10 girls not wanting to suck the micropenis hidden under your fupa. And secondly we aren't primates. There are other things in this lifetime to look forward to other than sex. Find another way to get the dopamine in your brain flowing other than ogling porn stars 24/7. There is a big ass world out there and pussy (or penis, i don't judge) isn't the only goddamn thing in it for fuck sake.
>>29112358
Asexual is just a term for people who have given up
You aren't asexual, you're incel
Technically we ARE primates.
>>29112358
>asexual
literally special snowflake: the sexuality. fuck off.
>tfw legitimately have Aspergers
>>29112335
tfw low functioning aspergers syndrome
feels good, get so many government handouts
>>29112335
Its not a diagnosis anymore because its so broad.
>tfw your aspergers acts up in traffic
If you aren't living like it's 1987, you aren't living.
all I do is make music desu
>>29112257
How exactly does one go about doing that?
>posting on 4chan in 1987
Fucking phoney
>tfw no hiv+ bloodfetish bf
>>29112244
Did you come here for refuge, as if you filth are welcome here? I am talking about both your faggot-ness and your bugchasing """FETISHES""". Fucking end it all, stop spreading diseases you DOUBLE NIGGERS. I haven't gotten this angry at bait in a while, but I have had it with this shit.
>>29112296
What? This is not bait i am being completely serious.
>>29112324
Then I am even angrier at you. I really was hoping that this was a joke, but no. I have lost hope.
