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I've started to take notice of how often normies treat me like some kind of novelty or a source of entertainment at my expense. I'll greentext some examples below to illustrate.
>in class
>normie acquaintance often asks me stupid questions like "what do you do for fun?", "have you ever got really drunk?", and "how do you spend your time?"
>one time asks me if I have pets, noting the fur on my clothes
>admit to having cats
>asks their names, and I give them
>very generic names like "kitty", which he finds hilarious
>from that point on, whenever normies start talking about me, he asks me to list my cats' names
>they laugh at me
>I'm a pretty dry, expressionless guy
>too serious for my own good,but I can't just choose to be jovial and fun
>a professor notices this
>always tries to get me to react to certain things by isolating me in class
>sometimes stares at me many seconds, waiting for me to change expression in response to something stupid and banal
>often laughs at the responses I do give, saying "I love you, anon"
>random normies approach me
>don't know them 90% of the time
>ask me some outlandish question like "do you 'chief', bro?" or "you slaying, bro?"
>respond as best I can, sometimes being unfamiliar with their vernacular
>they walk away smirking and laughing to themselves
This doesn't really bother me that much, but I would certainly prefer being left alone. Any similar experiences?
>get onto school bus
>normie calls out "hey anon"
>i look up
>half the bus starts laughing
>i only have to look in their direction for them to roll about laughing
should have massacred those cunts while i had the chance.
I know this feel.
I hate it so much, it really hurts.
I'm a human not a goddamn zoo animal fuck you all.
I used to think normies only interacted with me like this. Never saw it happen to anyone else and I've been to 8 different middle schools and 5 different high schools.
The worst feeling is helplessness, not being able to affect your situation at all, being subject to the whims of others.
>>29111192
that's why you fight, faggot
>Tfw stuck in your shitty situation with no way out
Why didn't my dad wear a condom that one night
>>29111211
I mean more in the vein of others thoughts and desires. You can't change what other people fundamentally believe, or what they want.
So is it unethical to have kids if you're ugly?
Yes, I believe in strict eugenics.
t. non-breeder.
It's unethical to have children at all.
>>29111186
When did eggman become chad
>tfw you'll never be a true alpha male like Kimbo Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHA3TLu1Hms
That's an alpha chimp. There's an obvious diffence.
>>29111145
He just passed away my man. I think we can safely spot all the new users by those who refuse to pay respects to him
f
got rektd by a guy with pink hair lmao. thats all i remember about him
Talking to a girl, nothing 2 lose dubs dictates what i say.
>>29111087
Tell me about your mother, why does she wear the mask?
>>29111087
Your lips will make my left nut jelly from my right nut when you suck it
>>29111087
Did you fall from the sky?
Cause you look like a dead fucking bird.
I need advice from /b/ros who fuck hambeasts, Taiwanese women, or ideally TW hambeasts.
I wanna fuck a hambeast to see what it's like as I've only fucked skinny chicks. Don't want to pick up a fat slut, 'cause that's more like seeing a performance than an act of intimacy. Picking up a fat slut wouldn't feel like the real thing. This fat Taiwanese chick is into me. She wants a relationship, but I can trick her into thinking we're dating long enough to fuck her a few times before making her realise we're too different for it to work long-term.
She doesn't smell, but if I fuck her is she going to get all hot and sweaty and give off that hambeast odour? Or is it only unhygienic hambeasts that smell like that? Should it be fine if she's had a shower before sexytime?
We were joking about how much sex is normal and she says she'd fuck twice a week, but more would be too tiring. I'm up for every day and maybe twice on Sunday. Is it normal for hambeasts to have low sex drive or to find sex exhausting?
Also, my friend married a TW chick and he's complains that they only fuck twice a year and she's like a dead fish in bed. Are TW women just not into sex, or is it just her?
Are there any particular challenges when fucking a hambeast? Any positions that don't work, or things you have to watch for? Is searching under rolls an issue? Do you need extra length to get past those fat arsecheeks when doing doggy? (I'm 7.5" measured along the top, pressed to the bone and pretty thick.)
Also, she's a few years younger than me, and definitely part of the "selfie generation". Obsessed with her phone, messaging applications, taking selfies and photos of food. Is this going to make her unbearably annoying to spend time with? Will I need to lock her phone away or tie her hands?
>/b/ros
>/b/
Get out
>>29111085
most Asian women I have been with are just okay in bed, not too energetic at all (except one). I can't even imagine how lazy banging a hambeast would be. I'm willing to bet doggystyle is impossible, depending on how fat she is, so it'll have to be missionary for you.
I've never fucked a fatty, so tell me how it is
went out and smoked with a normie i met at a rave yesterday and we cuddled and shit
shes out smoking with a fucking chad tonight posting snap stories
STOP HIM R9K
>>29111071
Serves you right fucking failednormalscum.
>>29111089
just tell me what to say on the voice mail i leave her :(
>>29111112
Send her a snap vid of you jacking it captioned with sad crying emojis.
>tfw ywn have a big booty submissive gf who calls you daddy when you spank her
why live?
*BRRAAAAAAAPP*
**BRAAP**BRAAAP**
>>29110859
>tfw OP just made me want this feel
fuck you OP
>>29110859
>you'll never have a big booty titty monster gf who teases you while you both play video games
>be 18
>complete HS
>diagnosed Sperg/OCD/Depression/Sensory Processing Disorder
>no direction in life
well now what
>>29110832
no idea
try to get a mcjob?
>>29111088
I'm too autismal for wageslavery
should I just an hero?
>>29111182
get autismbux
live off your parents until they get too old to support you
might as well take advantage of your retardness
>tfw no average looking boyfriend
I'm sure this board is filled with guys like this. I'll be your gf free of charge as long as you're okay with a slightly chubby plain girl.
>>29110821
>that
>average
wew
Too bad, I'm like a /fit/-er, uglier version of that guy.
Can tell you're trying to bait because of that thread that's up about men and their standards. I thought we were all fat beta neckbeards remember?
>>29110821
>ugly and fat gf
yeah no thanks lmao
IF YOU ARENT ON LOPERAMIDE YOURE A NORMIE AND DESERVE TO BE CULLED
>>29110695
I prefer motofen. I think they stopped selling it though. Loperamide doesn't cross the BBB so its garbage.
>>29110716
YES IT DOES YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE A SHITLOAD. TRY 200 2mg PILLS YOULL BE HIGH FOR 2 DAYS
I had this problem robots
Just don't shit so fucking much
I would shit every time I had the slightest of urges
But it was not time to shit yet
Now I feel the need to shit
But I hold it in
And the feeling passes in a few minutes
And then when it comes back hours later I will poo
And it is solid and normal
And I use only 2 or 3 wipes
Try it anons
>Tfw you'll never buy super-cars and go each weekend on your plane to a 5 star hotel w/ Gs and models in your bed
>Tfw you'll never be remembered like him
>Tfw you'll never even fuck nearly the half of women he did
>Tfw you'll never wake up seeing you on TV daily
>Tfw will never be admired by everyone like him
>Tfw will never have half the balls he had
Cons:Manlet
Pros:All money in the world and respek
>>29110649
>implying any of that is worthwhile
>>29110693
???
Are you being autistic, or?
>>29110649
Not know, sure. But I'm feeling pretty optimistic about mein future.
>>29110764
*now
reeeeeeeeeee robot
>work out for 3 years
>less impressive than most people after 3 months
>stretch marks
>backne
Just FUCKING kill me bro
>>29110576
maybe youre just not putting in enough work
whats your routine
>>29110576
>Your diet is shit
>Your routine is shit
>Your life is shit
>You are shit
>>29110576
>work out for half a year
>eating more than i did the last time i tried working out
>getting fat
>hardly gaining muscle
>was lean and built years ago but hardly ate anything
fucking riddle me this
Why can I look okay in the mirror one minute but like an ugly faggot the next?
I know this feel very well anon
It's 90% lighting 10% genuine bad looks.
>>29110568
It's not as bad as looking OK in the mirror but horrible in photos
>>29110568
At least you look okay in the mirror
i'm going to bed /r9k/
goodnight
>>29110491
See ya later faggot
Night night, anon
Senpai
goodnight lad sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite
