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What are you robot's honest opinion on marijuana, not DOOD WEED LMAO or MOST ROBOT DRUG BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE, what is your personal opinion on it's effects, benefits and consequences, as well as it;s legal state in your country
>>29105943
It makes you feel relaxed at best
DUDE HONESTLY I JUST LOVE WEED LMAO XD
>>29105943
Lead to a lot of personal revelations for me. I don't have that great impulse control though so whenever I have weed I'm basically high 24/7. Not good for productivity, I don't know what meme family guy's Brian was trying to push.
>>29105852
I do the first part but the swat thing is a bit weird
I literally do exactly thst but I sometimes flail my arms and tounge around
>>29105868
>tounge
>>29105852
Are you me?
Djshdhdhdhhddgd
>be white girl
>recently inherit huge amount of money
>probably won't ever have to work but will anyway
Am I the epitome of what you guys hate?
>>29105832
>Am I the epitome of what you guys hate?
I'd hate you if you got your money from marrying a Chad. I don't really care otherwise.
>>29105893
Good because in every other way I'm like you guys. I'm not pretty enough for chad.
I didn't divorce someone for it so no.
>probably won't ever have to work but will anyway
If I suddenly got loadsamoney I'd buy a apartment(s) and rent it out, then live off the rent money as a NEET.
Did anyone else get raped?
>Be me, 2 years ago, in secondary school
>16
>I had this thing for this girl, I liked her but didn't have the guts to talk to her
>Told my friend about it, he then told her about it behind my back
>She confessed her love to me, and autisticly, I said no, because it happened out of nowhere
>Cry about it later
>Decide to talk to her later after school
>Told her that I fucked up, and I was meant to say yes
>She was pleased
>She offered me a drink, said her dad owned a pub so she could get free beers as long as we don't drink in the pub
>We take 20 cans of beer to her room, split it 50/50
>5 hours later, I've drank 7 cans and drunk off my ass
>Text my mum I won't be back until the next day, seemed like I was staying at hers
>She barely had any
>She locked the door
>We watched a bit of Netflix and cuddled.
>We talk about why we didn't do this ages ago
>She seemed like she was waiting for something, but she wasn't being very clear about it
>Eventually I pass out
Continue?
>>29105831
Continue, you fucking better have this pretyped
>>29105831
raped by a girl? Haha yea its happened to me to. I'll let OP do his thing and then I'll have a go at it
>>29105860
Sadly I don't. Never wanted to talk about it but I thought you fags might enjoy it.
>I briefly woke up several times to see her body naked a few times, first was her looking at herself in the mirror, second was her joyriding on me, 3rd was my dick in her mouth.
>I didn't fucking know what was happening other than she was using me for sex right now, but I was too drunk to do shit
>The 4th time I woke up was her dad bursting in, catching her raping me
>She jumps out the window, we were on ground floor
>He called the police for her raping me, and kicked me out
>I could barely walk, so I slowly made my way home
>Dark as shit, but my crush eventually caught up to me
>She stole her dad's car, and I get in the back seat, trying to figure out what the fuck happened
>She drove me to a field where hopefully no one can see us
>She continued where she left off, but since I was awake, she demanded that I sucked her tits and get her lactating
>Mum calls
>I pick my phone up, answer it but try to talk with her tit in my mouth
>She couldn't understand what the fuck I was saying
>Crush steals phone, hangs up
>She finally stops
>Her breast milk was lovely, but still I have no fucking idea she was into this shit
I'll post this up, and will continue posting for you faggots.
>ears ring all the time non stop
it's hard for me to go to sleep when that happens
You know that's called tinnitus right? See a doctor. It can be an indicator of something more serious, or it can be helped with therapy/medication.
Or just listen to some white noise, that helps me.
>mfw weed makes it worse
What do i even spend money on anymore? Like...What?
>tfw cheekbone hair
Who else /genetictrash/
Your a greasy bastard OP
>>29105721
Fuck you I'd kill for cheekbone hair. You just need to lose all the fat off your fatass and then do some manscaping.
>tfw your facial hair grows solely on your sideburns and neck
that's a shallow face holy shit, no jaw at all
>tfw no middle america bf
>>29105678
so are you just a really lonely gay boy?
you post these threads every day!
>>29105850
look up cebruz tumblr
>tfw no middle europe gf
>hey anon wanna come over to drink chocy milk and watch The LEGO Movie?
>>29105627
No, I dislike raw milk.
I also like my entertainment to either be thought-provoking or mindlessly action packed, the LEGO movie being neither of those.
>>29105652
originalno commento
>>29105627
why would a girl like you indulge in such childish activities?
nothing wrong with drinking chocolate milk but to actually offer it as part of the activity though ...
Molestation story thread?
So I was very young probably 8 or so idk.
I remember it was almost bath time and for some reason I had a stiffy and my dad saw it, amused it gave it a light slap and said something I forgot what.
How molested was I?
Teenage girl at my foster home used to jerk me off in the shower. I was around seven or eight at the time and since I never had parents I appreciated the affection and attention.
She was very affectionate and when I think back she was probably the victim of molestation as well.
>>29105623
pretty molested desu
>>29105655
Did you feel violated afterwards or anything? Do you look back on it ad a positive experience?
who /florida/ here?
live in st pete and im getting rain dumped on me from this shitty tropical storm
>tfw humidity levels nearly always twice the norm
>tfw allergic to literally everything
>tfw no comfy winter
>tfw always 999999 degrees
Florida here You're a faggot
i live thousands of miles away from america but florida sucks dick fuck you get out
>>29105541
melbourne shithole here
>the tropical storm is going to hit us and rain all day!
>it only now started sprinkling 20 hours after when they initially spread
laff.
also the rain never cools anything down, just makes the whole place a hot humid mess
I can't believe I'm saying this, but for the first time in almost 10 years I'm suicidal again.
This time it's really shit because it's not just some teenage problems that can be solved by waiting, my life is really shitty and I have to fight to get out of this mess.
Does anyone else go through such shit?
>>29105476
> Does anyone else go through such shit?
I do.
>>29105476
What's wrong with your life?
Care to get it off of your chest?
>>29105724
I think the main reason for the current crisis is social isolation.
I haven't talked to anyone in 5 days. I mean, I told what ciggarettes I want to a cashier and said hi to a neighbor, but that's it.
And I haven't talked to anyone in a personal level for months. Especially after cutting off my family I have absolutely nobody to talk to. I'll probably going to start therapy for that reason, but still, 1 session per week isn't going to do much.
As a European, the last two years or so I am kind off obsessed by the idea of an 80s American childhood in the Midwest and I want to know if anyone ever had one or is it just my imagination from watching movies.
I will never
>be born in a family of 4 with an older sister, stay at home mother and a hard working father
>go out every day after eating a PB&J and play baseball with my friends all day while goofing around in the sun
>live near the lake and go swimming and fishing all the time
>do just ok in school and be that normal sane kid that just worked enough and didn't have a future
>get a sweetheart in the teens, go to the movies and just kiss
>go to the basement gig of an avant-garde rock band that never made it but is /mu/core so many years later
>just wear those high quality American made jeans and white sneakers all the time
Join in on the feeling if you'd like, pic semi related.
>>29105397
i dig it
its a comfy vibe what can i say
>>29105397
>80s childhood
>posts picture of children on an antique car in 50s era attire.
>>29105492
I wanted a picture of good friends. This one is from the movie Stand by me.
Maybe what I'm thinking if is not 80s but it's sure not 50s.
The modern woman
https://youtu.be/FSxlUhK-_-k
>>29105336
pretty good stuff right dere
>>29105336
good burger and all but women that get so excited for food or self proclaimed "foodies" are fucking disgusting. I bet she instagrams her meals as well
>>29105336
what the fuck are the point of these vids ffs?
And why is it also females that do this dumb shit?
I don't seem to care about anything, it just takes too much work. I often feel like offing myself would be easier simply because it would take less effort than actually going through life.
Life feels like so much work for so little reward you know? So why should I bother?
dysthymia
sucks
>>29105460
I had to google that, anyways I'm not sad and shit. I don't cry a lot and stuff. I don't think I'm depressed, just really lazy.
>>29105636
What you're descibing sounds a little more serious than just being lazy.
Hey robots
Two days ago i was given marshall lead plexi 67 100 watt amplifier, i want to buy a cabinet for it i haven't used tube amps before, could any of you explain ohms and the other bullshit , i dont know shit bout physics
>tube amps
>2016
>>29105463
Its pretty fun to see somebody derail his or her path just to shitpost , but i guess thats what r9k is
>>29105463
???
Anyways make sure the ohms are the same and leave some "headroom" for the cab to ensure you don't blow the speaker when you turn it up (ie get a cab >100 watts for your 100watt head)
