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>Today
>Be 21 Neet
>Mommy teaching me to drive
>I'm driving around a parking lot getting a feel of the car and practicing parking.
>Parking lot is next to a park.
>See couple having sex under tree.
>I want to watch but mommys right there so i can't.
10 Years Ago
Exactly 10 years ago today i make my 5th grade crush cry in class telling her the world would end on 6/6/06.
>Google her name, find her twitter. She still a qt 3.14. Want to fuq but i wont message her till i get more followers than her. =/
Anyways what did you guys do today?
WoW pls respond.
>Today
>Be 25 Wagecuck
>fap to some lolis and NTR for 3 hours straight
>go to work
>dick is swinging like a damn pendulum in my pants
>come home
>shitpost
10 years ago
>skipping school and jerking it to vanilla porn
>>29110473
>pic
is this her? Is this what you think qt means? This is used up bimbo whore latino roastie. Die.
I am a
>chinky-looking
>unemployed
>pseudo-Aryan
>shit tier 112-IQ'd
>5'11"/125 lbs skeltal
who
>smokes weed and ciggies
and can't into people. I want to fucking die.at least my dick is 7" x 5"
For a while I fell for the NatSoc meme but then I realized I'm low IQ and probably have impure genes.
Tell me fellow robots, is there any reason to not kill myself at this point?
It's all because of not having any sense of purpose and also tfw no gf. How do I fix it?
Bumping with original reaction faces
I'm a Jew that fell for the Nat-Soc meme, without knowing I'm Jewish. I'm tired of life anyway, planning on killing myself soon.
This thread is not original and nobody is going to reply to it. JDIMSA
>tfw no diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
OP i come to this board every night to see this thread, and it brings me great comfort every time. Good luck in your quest. Will you let us know when you finally find your qtp2t?
>>29110685
This t.b.h
As forced memes go, this is one of the rare few that makes me exhale sharply through my nose in glee.
This is a dude who never stops what he's doing
I'm a borderline INFP-INFJ. It switches depending on the test and time. INFJ's are supposed to be humanitarians. Along with INFP's they are supposed to be the most sympathetic and empathetic of the types. Why is that INFJ is such a common personality among such famous despots.
ENTP master race
ORIGANOANOANOANOANO
>>29110515
I always find it weird when their are extrovert robots.
>>29110570
barely extrovert, i still prefer staying away from people in most situations
What didst thou mean by this?
theres no universal morality book that tells us x is good and y is bad
>>29110393
>theres no universal morality book that tells us x is good and y is bad
What does there being a "book" have to do with it?
Is it not self-evident that suffering is bad?
>>29110353
HERE COME DAT BOI AHAHAH
4chan colony game, how will each board handel their colony.
socialist caribbean robot paradise when?
>>29110269
Just mark the whole thing /trash/ and get it over with.
>>29110269
>they made us cuba
Most robots can't stand the heat. We're doomed
>Think I'm getting a little bit better every day
>Go out in public
>Still the same horrible feeling I felt when I was 14
>Feel like crying, hands still shake at the local asian buffet
>Can control myself a tiny bit better
>I'm 19 now
Why didn't growing older fix it /r9k/?
I thought it was just a phase for everyone.
>>29110240
Can i save this picture? I really like it for some reason
>>29110240
Stop with the avatarfagging you fucking ingrate.
>>29110268
I'm just using a picture that describes how I feel.
I don't have a better one.
Is he one of us? Most normies hate him, after all.
>>29110187
I'd say so. Before he was a music hit he wasn't really successful, righf?
>>29110187
>anything a normie doesnt like is something a robot does like
end this meme
Honestly, he might be. He's clearly a pretty weird guy
I have to watch couples day in and out since i work in retail to get me through college.
Watch and be reminded every fucking day how i am alone. Ive tried everything, I bought clothes to feel and heighten my self worth, chance and bebeore social. Become a funny guy people like hanging around.
NONE OF IT HAS WORKED, NOT FUCKING ONE. IVE DONE EVERYTHIN YET I AM ALONE THIS ISNT FAIR ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR.
WHY MUST I BE SUBJECT TO THIS BULLSHIT AND CHEAP REALITY
Im fucking 20, i wasted my teens trying to have pussy ill never get to have that experience of sex during my teens best i did was lose my first kiss to a fucking lunatic.
I hate my race and skin, im not even happy being myself cuse it has gotten me nowhere but the ground.
Friends say " just calm down man", and "bro, shell come you have to be patient".
They can swallow a fat fucking cock I hate everyone and after looking at elliots clips i may as well go out like him. Life is worth so little to a nigger like me. Fucking killing is in my blood right. I want to fucking cry and wallow in my own grave. i envy every white man I see.i envy every couple i serve. I hate myself more than anyone else. I just dont want to live here anymore
My hair be red like a cherry
Bitch u kno it's lil boat
All of them niggas wanna be us
at least you have a job my nig
i have no social skills whatsover, im a dumbfuck and unattractive
I'm white, 25 and not doing any better than you. Its not your race. We just suck.
why do people think they need money
>>29110112
because money = survivability. People are scared of death and want to live.
Because this world runs on money. It is a necessary evil.
I wish money wasnt needed and everything was free, but it's not that way.
>>29110112
Because capitalism and social constructs. These aren't the prairies anymore.
My life has become an unimaginable mess as a 25+ neet.
I have one last chance to make an intervention before my family puts me on the street.
I can't trust my ability to make good decisions anymore.
Despite the meme of robots being useless losers, I know you have more to offer than most normies.
>>29110070
Can you be more specific?
General advice is stopping negative behavior (coming here for one), wake up early, take any small steps like cleaning your room.
kill yourself and spare everyone from the pain
>>29110168
Sorry I was going to do bullet points
>born into upper middle class family
>mom has ocd and dad always works
>homeschooling till grad 10
>bad social anxiety so no friends
>enter high school in grad 10
>despite being 6'4 and handsome I still can't socialize even with normies reaching out to me based on my looks
>grad and take a year off then half heartedly go to business college
>meet 17 y/o girl when I was 20 who I start to date for 3 years
The true measure of a robot is how deeply he sympathizes with Onodera Punpun.
maybe i dropped it right before it got interesting but that shit was
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>>29109972
I prefer Yuichi.
How do you respond to a person calling you "A waste of life"?
You're absolutely, right. And then you stare at them until they leave the room.
It's hard to say anything back when it's the truth because you would just sound bitter.
>>29109946
>How do you respond to a person attempting to communicate with you?
At which point do you just shave it off? My temples and sides are rapidly thinning so I might as well get ready for this shit
>>29109906
That looks like my hairline. I started shaving about a month ago.
I'm not gonna shave I honestly think costanza looks better than bald on most guys
>>29109953
Doesn't that depend if you're fit or not
Obviously a pudgy baldy would look better with hair
What are some good drugs or alcohol methods to make me
More outgoing and fun during a date? I know I should b myself but I can't
xanax
xanax
also xanax
don't listen to anyone who says weed
xanax
maybe some opiates
but mostly xanax
or klonopin or valium or whatever, but those are the same thing as xanax
>>29109860
But chug a bottle of whiskey.
hydrocodone all the way, helps me socialize and feel genuinely happy.
