>walking down the street
>giggling girl tells me she thinks I'm cute
Why must I be assailed by normies day by day? I've done nothing to them. I just want to be left alone.
Please respond. I'm begging you.
Someone tells you that you're cute and you're buttmad about it? Jesus, you're the robot version of an ultrafeminist.
>>29114355
This your first day here, normie?
18 yo kissless virgin here.
I've only ever hugged a girl once too.
Going into college this fall. My dreams are to escape this hell of loneliness and get laid and make friends. How do I do it? What is the best way to meet girls in college, and how do you get a girl to fuck you? I have one last chance to pass as a normie. I can't fuck this up.
Pic related, it's my senior pic.
How do I become chad?
That's you in the pic?
take 200 of these
dating websites are a fucking miracle
Is there a conspiracy with 2016? Is this year cursed? It began at the end of 2015 with Lemmy.
>David Bowie
>Alan Rickman
>Glenn Frey
>Harper Lee
>Frank Sinatra Jr
>Phife Dawg
>Prince
>Afeni Shakur
>Nick Menza
>Muhammed Ali
>Kimbo...
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11 people out of 7.5 billion
>>29112554
kimbo died? he was a character
>>29112554
No, as you get older more people who you recognise start to die.
In around a decade there will be people who you know dying every other week. A lof of younger kids under 15 literally who'd? at every single one of these people's deaths except maybe Alan Rickman because of Harry Potter.
Looking for general catfishing tips.
What does/doesn't work, etc.
I don't know much about Catfishing but there was this one anon that posted a story and he said there's like forums and such that can help you a bit.
Sorry but that's really all I know.
>>29112582
Thanks. I'll look for them.
Any other advice?
>>29112654
Nope. Again sorry anon.
I'd heard of /r9k/ before and I decided to drop by and see what it's like. I know the question "so, what are you doing tonight?" might seem painfully needless here but I don't know how else to start.
So... what are you doing tonight? I just got back from skipping rocks at the dam, by myself, as usual.
I'm going to take a shit then shower
listening to this bored as hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96InrwfFg8
weed, movies, shitposting. that's every night t bh
How is it that you goys have forgotten him? The first beta to become a lion.
Elliot and George had very similar narcissistic sociopathies. Elliot eclipsed George's notoriety/popularity on 4chanin a number of ways
>correct age group
>produced stylish videos
>racial mixture scapegoat
That being said, George was
>actually quite talented and successful in his chosen field
>much more successful in his murderous operation
>tried harder to get dates and have...
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My personal theory is that Elliot Rodgers and George Sodini were both sexually avoidant -- i.e., afraid of pussy on some level --but not consciously aware of it.
Many people have commented that Elliot Rodgers felt hated and shunned by women, even though there is no evidence he ever asked for dates. George Sodini felt that same way, even though he was a successful guy who was good looking for his age.
This is my problem also. While I still have a certain "Reee" of sexual envy when I'm reminded of how easy sex seems to be for most people -- men as...
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Who is George? Tell me more about this man.
what's so appealing about "mommy" gfs?
Probably mommy issues.
>>29112387
humans crave personal attention
also I want more of these
>>29112387
>>29112404
cunt fembots detected. It's the same as how ever girl wants fuck their dad and have a man take care of them. Who the fuck doesn't want a mommy gf that is okay with you being a bit of a sperg sometime and not being the most hardcore nigga on the block 24/7 like a fucking roastie.
post your favorite ericas
>>29112318
*PPPPPPBBBBBHHHHHHHRRRRRRTTTT*
dude erica is like SO last week..
>>29112339
erica is perfect
>those breathtaking, beautiful eyes
>her cute pinchable face
>cute small tits
>flat as a board, not a single bit of fat on her body, makes her look like a model
>super clean, silky, gorgeous hair
>isn't a cunt, is actually really sweet and emotion
>soft, shy voice makes...
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So...
Is there literally any reason to date a white girl in 2016?
>>29112262
God that girl is beautiful
The hair, the eyes, the lips
Why must I be a nerdy whiteboi?
>>29112262
because dark skin is unattractive as fuck
>>29112284
Those girls love nerdy white boys.
Let's pull a story out of the /r9k/ archives and have a good laugh:
http://www.vagabondish.com/female-foreign-japan/
tl;dr: an old, white woman goes to Japan and is shocked when Jap men don't want to date her.
>"We usually have a tough time keeping female teachers here," my boss informed me on my first day of work as an English teacher in Tokyo. "They usually don't last more than six months." He shruged. "Tokyo's a tough city to be single... if you're, you know... a western woman."
>The pervading theory though, was that Japanese men were in fact attracted to western woman but were just too intimidated to do anything about it. Western women in Asia were like the Jennifer Anistons of the expat world. Strong, independent, assertive and outspoken, they were interesting to admire from afar, but no man would ever dream of striking up a conversation with one. Western women were so different, so foreign, they were virtually un-datable.
> "You've got to be assertive" <...> So I smiled invitingly at men in bars and busses. I asked for help reading restaurant menus and subway signs.
assertive adjective
expressing opinions or desires strongly, so that other people take notice.
Source: Oxford Learner's Dictionary
>>29112246
Sauce? Who is that orignaleleldlxldlsld
>>29112612
just a creepshot of some hooker
>vidya
>shows
>toys
doesnt matter what it is, Lets see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXFNtEm7Hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GYYV5a5B_oAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYwc_6Wy-kE
>>29112205
Pretty damn good jam
Anyone here ever /incest/ during childhood?
Only thing I've ever done sexually was with my sister that was two years younger
When I was growing up me and my sister would wrestle/roughhouse alot and I was like 15 at the time and I started to notice she was developing nicely. She had like c cups at the age of 12 and super wide hips that made me get hard.. We stopped doing that I remember she woukd ask me to give her massages and when she was 13 she asked me to rub her legs along with her back and touching her always made me so horny.
She had thick thick thighs...
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Pic related
Shes 16 n
This is her
Blurred so you fuckers don't dox me
More?
>orin am comment
Bump
Fapping to this rn
>inb4 redneck
Why the fuck does everyone say my room smells bad, bros?
I know that feel...
>Shower daily
>Never eat food in my room
>Window open 24/7
>Change bedsheets fortnightly
>Everyone who visits my room says it stinks
What the fuck, bros.
>>29111932
I don't know
my step sister's bedroom smells really bad
are you lazy like her?
>>29111932
If you masturbate a lot, it creates a very potent smell that you've probably grown used to.
Does r9k wear boxers or briefs? Generic gray boxer briefs of FTL/Hanes are worst undies tier. Nice black or red briefs are god tier.
Post pics of yourself in undies for extra credit. No panties please, thats just gross.
I wear panties all the time now. Started as a fetish and then i realized how comfortable i was in them.
Definitely try it if you want briefs that are silky and snug
Don't try to go trap mode unless you have the genetics for it though
>>29111622
Somehow I knew the first post would be someone saying they wear panties.
I do too...
>>29111672
Ayyy they're really comfy, took me a bit to get used to them after boxers for so many years but the change was so nice and now my junk doesn't stick to my leg
post never before seen memes.
Fresh oc dank maymay bugs 4 trump lelele
>>29111720
>Fresh oc dank maymay bugs 4 trump lelele
what was going through your mind when you decided to type this?
This image is pretty funny, it should become a meme.