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Did you go to prom alone?
Did you go to prom at all?
>>29107526
no my parents paid me to go with a girl and i had a shitty time
>>29107526
>too socially awkward to ask anyone out
>didn't have money for ticket or tux
>sat in room playing video games.
pretty standard
I didn't go to prom, graduation or my class trip.
I didn't sign anyone's year book, I didn't submit a comment for the yearbook, I didn't even buy a damn year book.
Fembot feels thread
>tfw you hate guys that are interested in you
>tfw only like talking with uninterested guys
>tfw they start showing interest, you throw them away immediately
>>29107355
Men don't actually actually have emotions so it is ok anon
>>29107355
Remember to sage
>>>/soc/
>almost twenty one years old
>absolute failure in life
>only friend I have is my sister who is schozphrenic and not all there in the head
>stooping as low to post in a fembot feels thread
Well at least this is rock bottom, I can't feel more pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45X2GlEw-_Y
Well, how do you hold up? Can you beat this?
I get these bad flashbacks every time I see the word "Bully".
I had so many during middle school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LjjOJCDDWE
Sandnigger make the worst bullies.
>>29107265
>the attacker was questioned by police but released on bail
>released on bail
>released
Im committing suicide tonight via purposeful overdose on pills I took from my grandpas house.
Just figured Id tell someone, I'm doing a multiple pass wipe on my hard drive right now and after this thread I'm going to trash my phone up. Here's some lessons to avoid this
1. Don't avoid or run away from problems
face them, In retrospect my cowardice just made things alot worse
2. Try not to drive people away
3. New place doesn't equate to success you'll be the same loser in a new environment with even less connections
4. I fucked up badly so the above advice may not be to great considering there the reflections of a failure
5.(Be Yourself) just kidding but thanks for being around when no one else was (you)'s kept me going for the last few attempts at life
adios
Ok bye have a great time
>>29106138
What kind of pills are you using?
>>29106138
Rip man.
>ywn be a cute girl with a special friend
>ywn have a platonic cuddle with your best qt friend while watching a scary movie
>ywn have a magical first lesbian experience with your bestie at a sleepover
KILL ME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
>>29105965
This is my friend and I, except we're not attracted to each other. I love her platonically.despite this when she talks about guys I feel fucking awful like there's a brick in my stomach and I want to puke. I'm not attracted to her but imagining her with someone makes me sick and I don't know why
>>29106084
Every fanfic ever
Is TayTay a lesbian?
Why don't girls like traps/tranny/boipussy
Girls SUCK and are boring and have bad taste in everything
Trannies want to be the girls they could never get and women along with most men find it creepy.
You're appropriating a culture that doesn't belong to you.
Has a girl ever had a crush on you, /r9k/?
>>29105265
yeah,
when she asked for sex i sperged out and said 'no thanks'
>>29105265
No girl told me that she did openly, so... I guess not?
>>29105265
of course not, never in all my life
If there ever was one, which I highly doubt, I hope she fucking dies, why wouldn't you tell me you stupid fucking whore?
>get to work early
>eating a sandwich and reading something on my phone
>white girl is clocking out to go home
>she can't find her shoe
>lol xd im so silly
>everyone starts looking for her shoe
>keep reading cus I could care less
>boss asks me if I took it
>say no, why would I steal some girl's shoe
>go on my shift
>a few minutes in, go to the back to get cups
>see 3 managers in the office searching my back
>walk in and ask them what the fuck they're doing
>say they have the right to search my bag
>Im prelaw and tell them that they don't
inb4 dindu
I've never stolen anything in my life, least of all from that shithole I worked at. I didn't even eat the shit I got for free .
>they then say they were searching everyone's bags
>they weren't
>few hours later they find out who took it
>it was some fat Asian manager with a known foot fetish
>lol sorry anon, just procedure xd
>call headquarters the next day
>they seem concerned and say they'll deal with it
>they agree that they had no right to search my bag without my presence or consent
>get fired next day
Thanks, white people
Luckily I stocked up on cat food.
I don't care if I starve, but at least my cat will be alright for the next few weeks while I find a new job.
>>29104514
>>get fired next day
Didn't happen.
>>29104587
But it did
Why would I lie?
What do I have to gain to lying to people on a Lithuanian manicure imageboard?
>>29104514
This is racism to you? What happened to
>get to work
>boss says:
>"Get to work nigger or I'll cane you"
>say, "yes sir"
>he pulls belt off and starts beating me
>everyone cheers
The fact it took that you think this is actually racism shows you be willing to pull the race card whenever you can.
Also like other guy said
>get fired next day
Bull fuckin shit mate
moar personality info pics like this?
>INTP
why is the bloke looking at the sunset
If your type starts with E you don't belong here.
>>29104218
Why doesn't THIS guy appear there?
What's your opinion on Furries?
They're alright. Freaks like the rest of us.
Yiff in hell furfag
originallio the comentio
>>29102040
the greatest beta uprising waiting to unfold
ITT very subtle things men do that instantly reveals them as beta cucks
>asks to have no tomatos on his burger
>>29099169
why the fuck is that beta?
if i dont like tomatoes, it would be better to ask them not to put it on in the first place than me throwing it in the bin
>>29099192
Spotted the beta.
>>29099169
>posting images that aren't full size
daily reminder, only <82 should be on this board
also, requesting that grand wizard with the record low score of 4 to make an appearance. i have so many questions...
PS- my score was a 60
69 here
Kms I was hoping to escape this place
45
>tfw the captcha makes you lie every time you post
123 here
just passing thru to look at /r9k/ shitposts and have a laugh. i do NOT frequent this board
>tfw INTP/INFP mix
Also MBTI thread
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Which one is the best?
>>29096773
>https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-testes
shit tier test desu
try this instead
http://similarminds.com/jung.html
>>29096792
Thanks, I was looking for that one. I got INFP on the one I posted and INTP on yours.
>Which one is the best?
None. The Myers-Briggs test is at best a broad estimation that's meant to get you into psychology. For the love of god stop spamming this board with these bullshit tests that are as accurate as horoscopes.
Post ITT and ill tell you your love future
or future
or random data about stuff lmao
...
Actually, this is the last fate thread.
I said last one was the last one but i felt it was a terrible way of saying goodbye to FATE n shit. So this is the official ending for me?
there, anyways, who cares
POST AND GET FATES
Please tell me I will finally feel the sweet embrace of death soon.
>>29087918
YOU WILL feel an embrace
BUT NOT DEATHS
rather the one of the woman you love...
psyche you will never find her
but some great replacements will be avalable!
search for
the burned girl?
i dont think she is really burned, more like something about her spirit
anyways go for it mofo
>>29087895
when are you gonna let me be your husband
Lets make a /comfy/ thread. I haven't seen one in a while
>>29086272
sometimes i think about spending the weekend /comfy/ in the back of my car by a nearby town
>>29086272
I'm playing Minecraft with shaders and my house looks so comfy especially at night. If I had internet right now, I'd post screenies but I'm on my phone right now.
>>29086272
>got off from work
>in my pjs
>shitposting on 4chan
>playing Phoenix Wright
>listening to Future Sounds of London
