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Give me platformers, /r9k/. Preferably a flashy colorful platformer, maybe a collectathon but I'll take any suggestions. Needs to be PC but emulators would obviously count. I'll even go with metroidvanias.It's my day of birthing and I want to forget!
Spyro trilogy for PS1
Crash trilogy for PS1
Oddworld's Oddysee and Exoddus for PC
>>29117130
You cool with PS2 stuff? Off the top of my head, I'd suggest the first Jak And Daxter game. Don't bother with the sequels. They sucked.
Also seconding the Spyro and Crash series.
>>29117158
I've got Spyro 1 already, lost interest early on. :(
Might check out Crash. I liked them as a kid and remember getting stuck on something dumb early on in Crash 1.
>>29117201
Yeah go for it. Jak and Daxter was real fun, might grab that. Would fit the ideal.
Normies > Neets...
Let that be clear...
How do you decide who is better?
>>29117047
Have money to spend > being broke as fuck
>>29117026
let's be clear, there are no normies on r9k
anyone claiming to be a normie has had sex maybe once or twice with a 4/10
You have 3 weeks to fix Eggman.
How would you do it?
Give him mercury & end hid suffering
[training montage]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPb7g_BlXQ
>>29116984
I'll just kill him.
Why are we attracted to breasts and buttocks when actual penetration is done in the vagina?
I'm guessing it's because vaginas aren't immediately obvious
For them to be an effective sexual signal they would have to be huge
part of it is having access to something that is considered private
the attraction to breasts is because they are used to nuture
>>29116939
humans are evolved from monkies, in the ape world a big ass is attractive. As for the breast, its from your infancy stage still lingering on. So in essence you are a giant man baby ape.
>see interesting thread
>don't leave a reply because you know nobody will notice your comment because it already has 100+ replies
fuck you op, seriously, suck my dick and swallow
you stupid faggot
Depends,if there are barely any more replies is not worth it but if many people are still participating then you may be still in time
>reading threads that have 100+ replies
How does /r9k/ feel about girlpussy? Is it actually better than bp?
>>29116897
this looks like CP
>>29116897
is that...is that female genitalia..?
you disgusting bastard, hope you get pancreatic cancer
>>29116897
It's definitely wetter. Slicker. Smells better (if you're heterosexual). Not as tight.
Do girls like hairy legs?
>pic related, my leg
>>29116798
You aren't that hairy
I'm a girl with hormonal imbalance and my legs are hairier than yours
I also have excessive hair on stomach, back, thighs, lower arms a little on chest, a little on face, a little on butt, a little on upper arms
I sometimes shave them, but it's a pain in the ass so I always wear long sleeved shirts and I never expose my legs or the rest of body
>>29116895
Actually now that I zoomed into your pic my legs aren't hairier but they're similar
>>29116895
typical woman, completely disregards his question and then starts talking about herself
>decide to buy a french maid outfit
>internet search
>hundreds of variations to choose
>90% of them only cover a fraction of the body
>they're all slutty
>they're all worn by slutty models in slutty poses
Women ruin everything.
Same problem.
Thinking about just buying a regular uniform and shortening it.
>>29116795
http://www.amazon.com/COCONEEN-Womens-Cosplay-French-Costume/dp/B00JPCX82G
Here you go, Anon. It's cheap, but I can buy it for you if you show me pictures of you wearing it. Are you a boy or a girl?
>>29116821
That looks pretty cheap desu. Maid dresses should be made only from the highest quality Taiwanese spider silk.
Is ma boi dead or nah.
>>29116792
he will never die
Just like spongegar
>>29116792
Dead. Tumblr ruined him
DOA
Blackbots of /r9k/ why haven't you moved to Japan to find a traditional waifu yet?
because japanese people hate black people
at best they find them a novely
the only foreigners widely accepted in japan are none-american white people
Is that the same nigga as four niggas?
>>29116781
Can you stop spamming this pointless thread every day. Thanks.
JUST FUCK MY GAINS UP
>>29116708
What gains, fatass mcgee?
gotta go faaaaast
blox
>yfw he's in jail now for assaulting a cop
>Come on, you awkward zombie, show me your moves! You know what, I challenge you to a dance-off here and now!
What do you do?
She'd be better off without the pool noodles tbqh.
her legs look like a ventriloquist dummy's legs. I would probably leave the room
>>29116705
>I don't like dancing. Wanna go swimming? :p
I'm not like them.
>>29116682
But I can pretend
time to head off friend
i was so shocked when i found out kurt produced houdini
I found this "autistic" couple's Youtube channel -- In this video, she makes her boyfriend talk about (and agree with her) how watching porn in a relationship is practically cheating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iWLHEje800
There's another video where the girl talks about how she has no desire for sex anymore, not after her previous relationship, where her ex "demanded too much", so you know her little beta boyfriend probably isn't getting laid at all.
Would you put up with this in a relationship, /r9k/?
I would but thats because i dont care about sex
>>29116678
EVEN BETAS HAVE A GF AND YOU DON"T
>>29116701
This guy looks like he's felt a few feels
I just found out the guy I'd been speaking to for months online is actually an ftm. I've ALWAYS considered myself homosexual, but for some reason I'm not entirely turned off by this. Thoughts, opinions?
ur gay faggot
>>29116649
I'm actually less gay than usual now, imo.
They haven't been on hormone therapy or had realignment surgery.
>>29116676
>therapy
>realignment surgery
you're not a tranny, you don't have to use their words for poisoning and mutilation
