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How would you respond to this you pathetic betas?
The Chad has complete dominance over the balding manlet faggot. Just lol if you aren't Chad.
"chad" seems to be a fag
>lol suk my dik bro
Fuck you homoerotic Chad
>>29118460
Suck his cock ofc lol like just playing along with him and calling his bluff lol not for real
Were you ever nice to an outcast/loser in your school and then he acted like an asshole to you eventually? Like you acted like a friend to him out of pity and when he had a chance to roll with the cool kids he backstabbed you?
Or something similar to that
there was this kid who would do that all the time. I was in this group of weaboos and we would try to be friend with him because we felt sorry for him. Ut would always be the same way. He'd be nice at first then as time went on he'd turn into a complete asshole. We eventualy just gave up on him
Yes.
And the thing is that he was the one who stated to get closer to me, because he had no friends. Starting high school he started to humiliate me, both when we were alone and in front of the others, whenever he had a chance. I wanted to beat him up so hard, but he was my only school "friend". We weren't even hanging around except from school. Everyone else hated and bullied, because I was quiet and shy. Luckily he was getting bullied too and his little tricks didn't helped him. Right after high school I decided to cut all contacts with that piece of shit. Haven't done that earlier, because I was feeling really lonely in school. High school years were the worst years of my life.
That was me. I was always so cynical and wondered why people didn't talk to me. Then when they did I'd take the piss out of them. I fucking hate people. It's just unfortunate the human psyche forces me to want to communicate and have relationships with them. I want to be alone without the pain of being alone.
>tfw bad genetics and cant lose weight
>tfw subhuman
>>29118414
Take it up with your parents, tell them they breed irresponsibly
>the genetics bait
Tried and true, really
I estimate 30-40 (You)s before people realize what's going on
Godspeed OP!
>have 3/10 girlfriend
>break up with her for qt3.14 blond chick in my college class who miraculously is into me
>2 months in she cheats with a guy i don't know and stops replying to my texts
>tfw alone again
How do I get my original gf back r9k? I think she might be still be annoyed with me
Get the fuck out of here, you aren't a robot
Hell, you aren't even a likable normie, you're just a massive fucking cunt
>>29118445
But she was the first attractive girl whos ever liked me
fuck off and kill yourself.You are the worst kind of normie even worse than cuck at some level
>"Im gonna love you for the rest of my life"
>"Just love me for the rest of mine"
>tfw no true love to meet in heaven
>tfw don't care about love anymore
>tfw just want it to end
>tfw just want to know why it's all happening
FFFFF- how are we supposed to accurately evaluate our circumstances when we can never be certain of what they are?
How do I know if love is the right thing?
>>29118512
i want to die and be happy forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhnderAV2I0
![playboy-playmate-eugenia-washington-is-revealed-as-the-2016-playmate-picture-id530791510[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yXK4ghu.jpg "playboy-playmate-eugenia-washington-is-revealed-as-the-2016-playmate-picture-id530791510[1]")
playboy can go fucking die.
Pic related is the PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR 2016.
This unremarkable black bitch is apparently the most beautiful playmate of 2015. Fuck me, is my taste really that bad or is Eugenia Washington really nothing special?
I'm going to dump a few of her contestants.
>>29118323
She's pretty as fuck you racebaiting /pol/retard. Fuck off back to /b/ will you?
Brittany Ward - January
>>29118323
Who the fuck cares about what Playboy says or does in 2016? They haven't been relevant in decades
THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS EVERY DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29118306
Jesus christ, how fucking disgusting
>Looks like you got into a sticky dilemma anon
You gotta use wet wipes, man If your face was covered in shit, would you wipe it off with a dry paper towel? No.
>tfw I got my twink slave pregnant after cumming in his boipucci
>tfw accidentally got my cumsock pregnant
>>29118261
it's just poop you shitdick
>>29118261
does the guy who spams these "boipucci" posts not realize how obvious it is that it's just one obsessed weirdo doing it?
>Tee hee I'm female
>MUH BODILY FUNCTIONS, I'M A GIRL BTW ; )
>Am i part of the club yet? Even though i have boobs an a vaginea he he ;)
>Das muh soggy knee, you're all losers. I have a vagina.
Female posts in a nutshell
Most female posters on 4chan never reference the fact they're female and you end up assuming their just make.
Every girl who first finds 4chan though will attention whore, then when they realize it's not wanted most will either leave or just become regular posters.
>>29118214
Those are only posts that mention that they're female, your ignoring all the posts that don't mention it.
>>29118214
some of them keep it to themselves, my sister is one of them. she told me she pretends to be a dude in several online communities because she likes the blunt way men talk to each other when they think no women are around
>desperately want gf
>no gf feels all the time
>finally get gf
>neglect her and play vidya all the time
>she leaves because I didnt pay enough attention to her
>>29118210
Why can't women just be breeding machines and clean my room?
Why do women make us choose between video games and getting our dicks sucked?
>>29118289
do you really trust your dick in the mouth of a woman, lad?
Red flags for men
>doesn't have an instagram
>receives less than 4 text messages from friends a day
>can't shotgun a beer in less than 3 seconds
>wasn't in a fraternity
>doesn't have his drivers liscense
>didn't have many friends back in high school
Any of these are absolute make your beta orbiter tier.
T. Stacey Roastie
Funny thing is, almost all of these are actual red flags (not the first one obviously, and who gives a fuck about the beer thing)
>>29118225
>not using a social media app that literally everyone uses isn't a red flag
I'm all these things except the last. Tbqh many roasties do see these as red flags and that should show you just how shallow females are.
>he doesn't blindly follow all trends
>omg how creepy
Let's build the robot test 5.0!
Post what you think it's a normie thing to do and what not.
>no criminal record as an adult +1
this makes no sense to me.
>>29118198
Indeed, is it a normie thing doing crimes..or not?
>>29118229
I think that it depends on the crime anf if you get caught or not.
ITT: People tell us people who can't get any how to get (you)s.
>>29118169
make a fembot feels thread
i don't even go in them because there is no way to know which posts are made by women unless posted with a timestamp image
>>29118169
Make a "Mom found the cum bottle" / "Raaawr hehe hi uncle anon!" thread
Make something thoughtfull with a high OC level that will improve the board. And whatever you do don't listen to these cancerous faggots>>29118267
>>29118184
>be fat
>run 1mile per day
>drink alot of water
>stop eating bad
Its not fucking hard, pic related its me after 2 months
>>29118083
>people are going to respond to this thread seriously
wtf is running all you need to do to get buff?
>be skelly
>dont run 1mile per day
>drink alot of milk
>start eating
Its not that fucking hard, pic related its me after 2 months
>5th day no fap
>cleaning dl folder
>see kelly wells dp scene
>watch about a minute
>fap time
>touch cock
>cum
usually I have the opposite problem is this normal
>>29118053
Which dp scene? She's done many.
Yes it is normal.
>>29118053
>Doing nofap
>Unironically watching porn
You're doing the wrong fucking thing m8
You're supposed to stop watching porn. Abstaining from masturbation isn't that much important unless you're addicted to it as well.
>>29118075
My ass got wrecked. It was instant, I didn't even enjoy it.
![CDnHgaJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MeKV8Ij.jpg "CDnHgaJ[1]")
