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>tfw you only want someone to hug you once in a while
>tfw getting hugged feels better than sex to me
>tfw the world knows this and deprives me of hugs, almost with intention
>tfw no hugjunkie friend to get my platonic jollies off with
>>29114511
I really think my life would be better with some hugs now and then
>mfw can't even hug you anon
>>29114412
>tfw you only want someone to talk to about whatever
>that strong gut feeling coupled with red flags that your gf is cucking you
>>29114363
Ask her about it anon, communication is key
>>29114514
She'll obviously deny, she is not the sincere type. Also, I'm acting pretty insecure lately already
>>29114537
How do you know? You'll never know until you be straight with her, girls like that sort of dominance
So, how was your 666, fellow robots?
any mischieving done?
>>29114300
6616 nigger, get it right
Stop trying to be a nigger and accept that it won't happen for another hundred years
Someone spray painted a big penis and an upside-down cross with 666 written on it, along the with the eye of providence on the entrance to the tunnel I walk through when I buy groceries
Then I bought ciggies that cost $6.66 with tax
>>29114342
>buying newports
Could you BE any more black?
>20 year old male
> 6'3 135 lbs, physically active & exercise frequently so I'm not completely skeletal
> have a grotesque bubble butt like this (my waist is 28" around and my hips are 44")
Is this normal? And no it isn't klinefelters, my shoulders are broader than my hips, my butt is just big
>>29114259
Why is her posture so shit
>>29114259
>6'3"
>135 pounds
Dude unless majority of that weight is in your arms you are skeletal as fuck.
>>29114289
its all in his ass apparently
post pictures op
Black-Pilling: Followed after accepting the red-pill. Being black-pilled means you see the world for what it truly is, but you also see that the problems of the world are systemic. This means that there is nothing you can do about it. How successful you are at life is determined by factors outside of your control.
How many of you here are black-pilled. For those of you aren't tell me why so I can show you the abyss.
>ywn be the hero the world needs
>>29114359
Being black pilled means you realize there are no heroes.
>>29114238
I am fully blackpilled. My soul has died and its dreaming spectre lingerss in the shivering chills of the black void.
Ask me anything.
>Who the hell invited anon?
>>29114206
more importantly, why is nicholas cage wearing a wig?
more importantly, why am i not at that party sacrificing their souls to the dark lord Methuselah?
>>29114346
>>29114206
>>29114366
idk, because nicholas cage is wearing a wig and planning to steal the deceleration of independence
*Brrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppffffffffffftfhhhfhfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Ahhhh~! Oh, sorry anon-kun! That one was so stinky! B-but I hope my farts were...kawaii...at least...anon-kun...
>>29114199
Wtf is wrong with you, anon? Holy shit
>>29114199
>>29114693
>samefagging this hard
W E W L A D
>>29114737
Not samefag, I don't post with disgusting spongebob images. I consider that the lowest possible form of reaction image, and the sure sign that someone does not belong on this website.
What do you do to help when you feel depressed?
>>29114143
I'm not depressed because im not a fucking pussy
>>29114143
read /r9k/ stories that remind me that my life could be much, much worse.
curl up in a ball under my desk and put on a comfy show
Also, knowing that it will eventually go away, just like it always has. It doesn't help in the moment, and if anything while I'm suffering I wish that it wouldn't ever be better again, but just know that it'll get better after time
What's your excuse, robots?
(You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.)
>>29114080
He got that girl prior to the accident.
Yeah I'd rather be a life long wizard than look like that
>>29114080
story on this?
oreganito
who /stinky ass/ here? I wash it daily and it still smells constantly
Stop putting things inside it buddy
>>29114079
if you're a girl please sit on my face
if you're not, you're fucking disgusting dude kill yourself
How well do you wash it? I usually bend over with my ass cheeks spread, making sure the water is hitting my butthole directly, then I soap up my entire ass, not just around the butthole but everywhere. Then I rinse it off in the same stance as before.
Also make sure to wash your balls and taint with soap immediately after just in case. With this method I never have skid marks.
Who else JFMSU here?
>tfw bald in early 20s
JUST
why are so many young males going bald?
>>29114040
What's the origin of JUST?
>>29114060
Can't speak for anyone else, but my dad and maternal uncles all went bald before 25.
Are you Chad, sitting in the middle. Chad talks to every attractive female in all his classes, aesthetically gifted and handsome; he always has unread messages.
Or are you Eric, sitting on the right. Eric likes to spend his time reading eroge VNs in lecture halls and his interaction with the females in the game is the only thing he has.
>>29114001
Eric at least has friends at his table. I am a friendless, NEET that wouldn't even be at a college.
>tfw you'll never be Eric
>>29114020
one day anon senpai
>>29114001
they're both fags for wearing hats.
I mean I know it's relevant to anime but I'm asking what the appeal is supposed to be. Everything there is so incredibly inane and redundant and the people there are clearly aware of that because I refuse to think people go there to be intellectually stimulated
The last time I visited that board was in 2013 and it looks exactly the same. What do people take away from a community like that? I know people like anime but that board discusses anime in the same way 2 six year old boys discuss the WWE
I understand acting weird and inane for a laugh but I can only do that for so long. That board has been a neverending stream of borderline /s4s/ quality posts that are vaguely related to anime for as long as I can remember and it shows no signs of stopping
>he said, posting an image likely taken from /v/
Do you know what irony is?
>>29113894
Bunch of stuck up cucks imo. I like anime but I can't stand 99% of the board, raw trash
>>29113971
I go to /v/ once in a blue moon for the same reasons
Could just be those people are stupid and they're satisfied to make the same tired threads until the cows come home
I lost my two best and only friends whom I've known since 5th grade
they both decided to leave me for a pair of Staceys who are gymnastics coaches and trust fund bitches.
we have been gradually falling away from each other for the past few months but this last weekend was the last straw.
Stacey1 rented a bus and bought tickets for magic mountain and rooms for some SoCal resort for all her friends and everyone got a pulse one and my friends threw away my ticket and decided not to invite me but instead they sent me a breakup text blaming their gfs saying that the Staceys didn't want them hanging out with me anymore because I was "wired and creepy" and I have officially hit the worst point in my life
No gf
No money
Work barely covers expenses
No in state family
No talents
No hobbies
No happiness
And now
No friends
Wat do
Wait for them to come back.
Then let the bodies hit the floor.
>>29113857
What you do have is a good sense of humor OP
That photo made me kek
Thanks man.
i guess it's just memes for the rest of your life then
What if sex and having a gf isn't the greatest feeling I think it'll be? What would make me happy then? I don't know...
>>29113830
Sex is pretty nice... until you start to worry about if they enjoy it, if they still like it after so many times, if they don't like something, then when they leave it leaves you feeling more empty than you were before. Fuck 'better to love than not to have loved at all' bullshit.
>what would make me happy
Idk drugs seem to be keeping me skimpin to the bottom rungs of life without killin myself so try that I guess.
>>29113830
think of it like this anon when you had your first ice cream did you actually think because you where going to get ice cream your whole life will change. the same shit goes with gf and sex,don't seek material things for happiness
that is the worst mistake you will make in you're life especially if the material things you seek for are not going to last on the long run.
good luck tho.
>>29113830
Many a men who've made it, report that it is not as good as it's being led on to be. It's a scam, essentially. "You're better off jerking off" they've said. "It's only good if you want the adventure, if you like the hunt. It otherwise isn't worth it", they've said.
