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>been smoking cigarettes since I turned 18 because I fell for the meme.
>19 now
>get ID'd EVERY TIME I buy cigs
>Have had my ID ACTUALLY TAKEN BY THE CLERK because they thought it was fake 3 times this year
Why was I cursed with babyface and no jaw.
You're ignoring the positives to this. You can start openly hitting on 12 year-olds and no one will give you a second glance
Someone has actually, literally told me that I look like I'm 12 before
>"shhh anonette, that's not very nice"
Wasn't even offended desu. I'm proud of my youth. Makes me feel like peter pan.
I'm 24 but get mistaken for a high schooler all the time.
>another hot and sunny day in the UK
>hot girls out in the streets
>tfw no gf
Can't handle it
>>29118007
>uk
>sunny
>hot girls
Doesn't add up
>>29118007
Textbook frustrated founder of backwards religions right there
>>29118007
>uk
>sunny
nice try mohammed
Who here wants to be my friend?
What exactly would that entail?
>>29117983
Me.
Everyone wants to be Squidward friend.
>>29118001
Daily butthole inspections, playful rubbing
What is it that you want from men, fembots?
everything
and then some.
Not you, OP. Kill yourself
THEIR SOULS
So I know this is not exactly the best place to ask but how can I find a job in a week/two weeks. Anyone know where to look for or what's the quickest method?
I'm in the UK
>>29117941
gumtree
look for labourer
>>29117941
where you from
you wont get passed pay office if you don't have the right to work in the uk
Go to da pub lad you can scrub sum dishes and pour us a pint for a job
ITT: come up with self discipline exercises AKA neat ways to make yourself suffer
>Go without food for a day
>Stand on one leg for thirty minutes
>No internet for a week
>Sleep on the floor
I'm trying to improve my willpower, help me out goiz
>>29117930
>no dipping sauce on tendies for a month
not allowed to greentext
>>29117930
more like doing stupid things that will not help you improve in any way
How do you find a girlfriend as an almost 24 year old, unemployed, friendless KV?
>>29117909
you simply don't, you need the whole package to get a gf - decent looks, some money, a future of some sort, etc getting a gf in your situation is going to be a pain for you both
First, you need to get a job.
>>29117909
Why do you want a girlfriend?
>get gf
>she has high sex drive
>i don't
>also have mild ED
>can't keep up and keep getting embarrassed and upset
HELP
>get cialis
>train your dick to be okay with condom by jerking off with a condom
>learn to eat pussy
>>29117836
>ditch porn
>start lifting
>take Omega 3 and Zinc supplements
your sex drive's gonna be off the roof
>>29117836
Ill fuck her for you anon. Where do you live?
>grandma keeps telling me how handsome I am whenever I visit
Why do our loved ones lie straight to our faces?
I don't know, i don't have loved ones.
She wants it bro. Give it to her.
>>29117800
I think they just want to believe they passed on good genes. I've experienced it too. Yet I'm a KHV and have accepted my genetic line will end with me.
some girl just textexted me shes horney and loney as fuck. sent me a pussy pic. my ex best friend dated her onece and socially anxious yo make the 30 min drive. i feel pathetic. pic is her.
>associating with niggers
Lel. Enjoy your aids.
>>29117743
If he's a close friend, then look for a different girl. If not, then make the fucking drive and bring condoms.
>>29117752
phillipino.
This is it robots. I can sense that my girlfriend is going to dump me soon enough
>she stops talking to me today, say she needs some "space"
>been trying to distract myself with studying and playing games all day but all I want to do is message her
>slowly grasping the reality of us not being together, of not seeing her everyday and calling her mine, of her being with someone better than me
Help me robots, I can't do this alone. Am I being cucked for not doing anything about it or should I just keep my integrity and let this break up ride our calmly
>>29117709
prepare yourself for the worst OP desu
oh, and welcome back to r9k
>>29117709
I'm in a relationship that's lasted about a year right now, but I've honestly never had a girl say this to me. If my current gf were to say it in the near future (not counting the fact that she's away on a pre med trip right now), I'd be very concerned, but that's only because she's almost always very clingy.
It really depends on the girl and the context. It could be something bad, or she might actually just need some space for a little bit. Actually, if she specifically said it like that, it really doesn't sound like nothing, but you never know.
>>29117709
break up with her first lol
Ugly people are most likely evil and low IQ
Handsome people are most likely nice, approachable and smart
While part of it is definitely a self fulfilling prophecy it's true that yes, good looking and healthy people are smarter and likely nicer.
>>29117702
>Ugly people are most likely evil and low IQ
pic definitely related
>>29117728
>>29117702
Not really. It's more the fact that if you're a scummy person who doesn't take care of yourself you're more likely to not gice a shit about others or anything at all. I've met really nice ugly people and there are obviously many smart ugly people but people who are ugly becuause hey dont take care of themselves are almost always terrible.
Friendly reminder that garbage belongs in a garbage bag.
It's just natural to make women wear burqas.
why don't you move to saudi arabia then. You'll get all the burqa women you want
>>29117684
A Burqa such as OP's pic and mine are only seen in Afghanistan and north Pakistan
Dont they look like killer's or something.
Girls just wear that because they think they are too beautiful to be seen.
Are still hoping for your knight in shining armour to come and save you from you hikki ways?
YES! If anyone wants to be my knight in shining armour please hmu kthxbye
>>29117651
Her weak arms could barely lift a sword, much less swing one. She needs to get back to the homestead and have a baby or thirteen.
>you will never challenge her to a combat and plunge her with your big long sword
why even live
Guess what guys!!I'm completely naked below the belt
even socks? I feel weird when I don't wear socks.
>>29117646
Are youhard
Why are you below the belt?
