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>Working on my bench
>Skinny
>70 lbs is giving me trouble
>slowly improving
>have weights around the house for quick easy lifting
>fun thing to do while taking breaks from internet and killing time
>>29122179
You're gonna make it brah. Just remember to eat a lot and get some good sleep. Or you could just pin some test and eat like a crazy person
>>29122179
>mfw I "waste" my first year of lifting for not eathing enough.
>>29122368
Yeah, proper eating habits are key if you're either looking to gain or lose weight. Being underweight and lifting without eating is just spinning your times. So lesson here robots is eat your god damn protons
>Hey big guy can we get a ride to school?
ill punch all these niggers in the face and take their lunch money
>>29122160
No. You're all really unattractive.
>>29122160
>big guy
F-for y-you
>Want to cry
>Can't
how do I cry /r9k/
>tfw the other night i actually sat in silence in the dark thinking about a spree shooting and suicide
the ride keeps getting wilder than i ever dreamed
>>29122091
Is this not normal? I've fantasized about murder/suicide almost daily since I was 12/13ish.
I mean I hate that it's so depressing but I thought it was normal to think about?
>>29122137
i mean ive always thought of it in passing, but i actually sat down just for the purpose of thinking about it, contemplating it, where i would do it
i would hit a high school prom. i didn't get to go.
>"just go into a trade if you can't afford university anon."
>realize I could do this but too special-snowflake to go into something that literally anyone with half of a brain could do and it would therefore be a waste of my life
so that's out
>"just go to a community college first then, anon"
>local community college is ranked as one of the worst, and even if I moved out of my state just to go to a good community college, some class credits don't transfer, your GPA won't transfer, I'll pay out-of-state prices, have to pay for an apartment and don't have the money to move out or work experience for a landlord to even trust me as a tenant
so that's out
>"just join the military anon."
>have a GED, and even if they took me by some luck, i've read everyone say they hate it and can't wait to get out and wish they never joined
so that's out
I understand why aspies like me just go on a shooting spree. I'm not hinting at anything, but I get why they do it. There is just nothing for us unless we already have money. Our lives are fucking lame by default.
My only actual option is to work at a fucking McDonalds. I'm a 21 year old and my best prospects outside of getting into crypto-currencies and getting lucky is flipping burgers. I couldn't even go for labor/landscaping and get that sweet $10/hr because my body has atrophied from 3 years of NEET-dom to where I'm a fucking stick and my cardio-vascular system is far from optimal.
I don't know what to do. I legitimately have Aspergers and I can't make up my mind on what to do. All of the options are shit. I don't want to have a life that is just average, working as some fucking electrician or whatever. I know that I'm better than that.
I wish I could just restart my life at 16, fuck this shit.
reply to my thread you fucking faggots
>>29122157
Let's bump this, boys
>>29122157
Why should I care about your blog post?
You're running out of time, anon
>>29122013
i want it to go faster
>>29122013
Why be afraid of something you cannot control?
Oregano Linguini
>>29122013
Yeah, not much we can do about it except try and devote our lives to finding out how to transfer a brain into a computer, and eventually a robot body.
Obscure feels thread.
>tfw shitting right after taking a shower
>>29122012
Fucking hate that. It feels so slippery, wet and gross.
>tfw you take a piss after fapping and get that buring feeling of incomplete urination like there's still some piss left in your urethra but nothing comes out no matter how much you strain
>tfw your favourite thread is gone >>29087895
>ywn go back in time to save your pornfu from ever doing porn and become your pure qt gf
just die in my sleep already
Also, what's her name /r9k/?
Charlie Laine ;3
>>29122011
>men would rather fantasize about saving a pornslut that's taken miles of BBC than settle for a below average pure girl
>>29122011
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE don't take food off of my plate.
Eat your putrid green shit that you only ordered to create the appearance that you are health conscious.
Chad here. I have fucked 2 "fembots" and have another 2 orbiting me on Skype. They literally do not leave me alone and are constantly nagging to me about wanting to get fucked.
I can't imagine that there aren't any other Chads that pull girls from r9k, they're so desperate and easy. One of them even drove across 3 states in her Brother's car to jump on my dick.
Just thought I would let you guys know the truth about these "fembots" the only reason they're lonely is because they have ridiculously high standards for what they're worth. So they spend all of their time turning down you robots until a guy like me comes along.
Feel free to not believe me, its whatever. Take it for what you will.
>>29121993
fucking kill yourself. people like you make me want to kill my self. but that probably just gives you pleasure
Post a pic of said fembot.
>>29121993
I believe you.
There's no such thing as fembots or Chad s that post on /r9k/
Are you people actually as fucked as you claim to be?? Please tell me half this shit is just made up in your shit brains. Some of these stories and descriptions of your lives make me question reality. I mean fuck you dumb niggers just stop doing so much weird shit...why is that so hard?
>>29121968
we don't know what weird shit is, so we do it on accident
do you think we're autistic on purpose or something
what is weird for you?
Do not like to go out because you are bullied by your peers?
Not being loved? well that is usual for me.
>normies can't grasp the fact that different people live their lives on different ways
Would you make a good nurturing father/mother?
>>29121946
Fateanon said I would to most kids, but I personally don't feel like that.
>>29121946
No way
I'm very grateful that it hasn't and probably never will happen to me
I would die from stress anxiety desu
I can barely look after myself
GOOD /robotfeels/ thread.
Post your good feels and share your stories.
>tfw not a cuck
>tfw you don't orbit girls
>tfw no oneitis
>tfw you don't have to take care of a nigger's/Chad leftover child
>tfw not married
>tfw you don't orbit girls
>tfw you throw girls away when they try to make them an orbiter
those are rare feels but we must value them.
>>29121897
So rare I quoted one twice sorry
>>29121897
Mein neger
Best feel is getting over onitis and seeing the bitch and wemyn in general for what they are
>>29121897
All of those are for me
adding one on
>tfw not a wagecuck
>be black girl
>finally have sex with Asian man
>it was absolutely the worse
>he kept fucking me so rough I became completely dry
>it made sex completely impossible
>kept doing all these strange positions
>he gets mad at me because I refuse to have raw sex
>now I'm raw and sore from being pounded dry for hours
Are all Asian men this bad at sex?plz don't ruin my fetish
>>29121888
Tits or >>>/g/tfo
>Are all Asian men this bad at sex?
Probably not, creating generalisations from a single case is pretty retarded.
>>29121888
Topkek nice trips
Im a guy but from what ive seen looking at japanese porn the guys always seem kind of retarded i remember a video ive seen where the guy had his dick into the girl but then he started spinning around until he had his hands on the floor and started doing push ups while fucking her i laughed so hard i stopped fapping and went for a cigarette
>>29121888
Bebe finally got rid of yellow fever
why dont you own a motorcycle yet
>>29121850
don't actively want to die
>>29121850
I am piloting taking lessons since you basically don't need to know how to pilot to get a license in my country
Because I'm not a fucking gay boy
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
I hope that we'll be able to have a proper voting session today.
>>29121800 (dubs)
Ohayou!
I-is anyone here?
>>29122106
It seems that nobody besides me and you showed up as of now.
>tfw no one is coming to save you
>>29121758
Are you a hooked? Is your pimp too hard on you?
>>29121758
you have to save yourself
i know it's hard, i'm having a hard time too. just got ghosted by a really nice girl i was talking to. i was happy to wake up and get a text from her and talk to her all day. now i have to start again
you just become callused to it
>>29121840
>ghosted
What? She's ignoring you or what does that mean?
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