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do you know some good old strategy games that were released between 2000 and 2005 preferably about medieval ages ?
crusader kings
battlefield pirates
Stronghold Crusader
>6'0
>athletic body with lean muscle
>at least 6/10 face (from other people's judgement - lowest is usually 6, average is about 7)
>perfect teeth
>good hair/hairline
>good jawline
>not a total autistic introvert
>smart
>funny
>have wealthy family
why dont i have gf pls robots
>>29124653
It's because you're a gigantic faggot
reply to my thread you faggots
>>29124653
Because you think the world owes you something. I'm in the same position but my social skills just aren't enough. I've accepted my fate and the fact that almost all girls I'd be incompatible with.
>Daily reminder that if you do drugs, you are automatically and irrevocably a chad since you have enough social skills and contacts to even find a dealer.
get off my board degenerate normies
>>29124632
what if I stopped because I'm not about that life
>not ordering your drugs online
>>29124667
slut: i stopped riding dicks because i'm so not about that life anymore
>psychologist appointment is cancelled because he fucking died
I suspect he killed himself. He was a very troubled man.
>>29124626
What a day, what a day
>>29124626
ayylmao
alienbl0xx
You should go to his house and steal his journals and clothes and shampoo and pretend to be him and become this crazy guy obsessed with psychoanalyzing your physiologist.
Why the hell are you on /r9k/ today? Of all places? This solves nothing. This will not make you feel better.
You are wasting so much time for a day like today.
go out for a walk
I want to just walk into the wild.
But I can't.
Because there are barbed and electric fences in my path for hundreds of kilometers.
And it's mostly farmland, other people's property, the trees have been cut down.
>>29124573
It could be said of nearly anybody, even the most successful normies, that they could be spending their time in a more productive, meaningful manner. The fact of the matter is that people waste time, and there is nothing wrong with that. So I ask that you please let me waste my life away in peace, and get the fuck off of this board; there is no place for disgusting normies like yourself here.
newb trap here
how do i paint my nails fammys
Will you be my girlfriend??
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>>29124770
OP's gonna be MY girlfriend, back the FUCK off.
>>29124770
i tried before but you ignored me desu
My parents are out until 5 and I'm thinking of calling an escort over, should I do it?
Yes, and do it in your parents bedroom, or on the kitchen table, or why not both.
>>29124560
Why the fuck not? call that bitch and slap that pussy OP
>>29124581
Thanks, I'm taking notes
Who /realizestheyrecompletelyscrewed/ here?
>tfw even the most pathetic of anime characters still had friends/a shot at happiness
>Despite all his flaws,Shinji still had friends and even a girl that was interested in him, (granted in her own fucked up way)
>Satou was a full blown normie up until college and even then he still had people see him as worthwhile enough to save as well as care about
>Even the Watamote girl had a loving family and a friend, plus in the real world, people would look past her flaws on account of her being female
>tfw most of the posters here arent true robots
>most are either underage b& or in college and are young enough to turn life around
>most still have some friends
>most have had girls interested in them
>most have been at 1 party at least
>most have easy to fix physical features instead of truly dreadful stuff like balding or being a manlet
>tfw the truly fucked people like myself just lurk, judging all of you pieces of shit
Fuck all of you faggots, you dont know how bad it can truly be.
>>29124509
i definitely realized how it easy it is to fall through the cracks
There's a kid out there who just got raped for the 50th time by their step dad and is crying himself to sleep with cum and blood stains on his face.
It could be much worse OP. Sorry but it's true.
>>29124571
My point is most of the people here are assholes that have it good and just want their hugbox.
>tfw no dominarian bf
Dominarian? Is that someone who is contrarian about dominos?
Real men are supposed to take charge. I wouldn't call that domination, just the natural way of things.
>tfw no girlfreind who keeps making these threads that i could beat the shit out of and chop into little pieces
I fell madly in love with a black girl and I'm a Asian male.
I wish I could love.
>>29121888
topkek, coincidence?blox2
>>29124500
That's perfect. The most worthless kinds of male and female should be together.
>creating small-dicked, dull-minded offspring with barn smell and ratty brillo hair
How many other schizoids here? I'm disappointed in you. The human species.
>no longer feel human
>disappointment turned into apathy and a source of amusement
>I'm not a robot, but not a human
>>29124462
> apathy for years
> meet cute grill
> come out my shell
> get btfo
> repeat
>>29124462
Fuck off with your new sociopath lite bullshit. This meme is retarded, if you were truly a "schizoid" you wouldn't bother posting here in the first place to talk about it. Kill yourselves youre not special
What does r9k think about this article? Laurie Penny is pretty much the living embodiment of the 'idiot nerd girl' meme and even feminists are pointing this out. I like the commentary on the changing demoraphics of the internet (birth of social media means more females, more females means more mainstream and progressive politics), and the collision between the newer social media political culture (SJWs, on Tumblr, twitter and facebook) vs the older imageboard and forum culture which is/was predominantly male and reactionary. So yeah, what does r9k think of this article?
>>29124401
Article here: http://www.drb.ie/essays/noises-from-beneath
>>29124401
Nice article you fucking artichoke
>>29124411
>>29124420
It's right there you fucking nigger
why haven't you killed yourself yet? whats holding you back?
>>29124374
i can as you the same thing senpai
>>29124374
What is your motivation for making this thread?
Do you fancy yourself as some sort of pied piper of beta euthanasia?
Or are you secretly trying to muster up confidence to carry out your own suicide?
>>29124374
i heard hey put some oxygen in helium tanks now so its not as effective
This is the worst decade in modern history.
>>29124253
We now have 2 options
>If this is the worse it can only get better from here
>There's still room for things to worsen, just wait till the next decade
Which will it be r9k?
>>29124398
2. I has been option 2 ever since the XXth century began.
>>29124471
I want to believe anon, I want to believe that things won't worsen, or at least stagnate.
Please post your favorite YouTube channels.
mumkey jones
H3H3
LeafyIsHere
Pyrocinical
FilthyFrank
h3h3 fans pls unsubscribe from that slimy kike immediately and upgrade to milliondollarextreme
