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Do you think not playing sports as a kid messed you up?
>>29114957
I did
It didn't help
I was on the football team in elementary and still ended up a piece of shit.
I did and I still came out messed up. In fact, I got head injuries that probably made it worse.
What do you think the average IQ of this board is, huh?
>>29114878
higher than yours OP
sage
It's safe to say none of us will be splitting atoms
>>29114878
Never Tear Us Apart - Beck
Go unknown and unannounced.
No longer will I hide myself from you r9k. You deserve someone like me and I am now willing enough to give myself to you.
Enjoy.
Oh great, another tripfag, just what I wanted on my birthday
>>29114857
Hello friend, how is life treating you?
>>29114970
happy birthday, Anon. Kek
>>29114857
seriously though you're using a password protected username on an anonymous siberian eagle sketching board. Get the fuck out of here
Does anyone remember that one lady on youtube who use to make weird sexual videos while her son video taped?
I was trying to remember her name, but i can't
Pic semi-related
>>29114823
this picture wasn't very hot to me, but when i enlarged it I realized she is making her right hand into a claw, and now i have a boner
I don't get the obsession with imp Midna, she's just weird as fuck looking. True Form on the other hand is completely gorgeous.
I remember who you mean but I can't recall a name.
iirc she posed in a sexy Santa outfit while he filmed, it was a bit weird.
Who else here /excessive-vaginal-lubrication/?
>tfw I have to stuff tissues in my panties
IT JUST KEEPS COMING OUT
>>29114761
This made me hard. I would slurp down your pussy juices 24/7 OP.
Consider adult diapers.
You fucking freak.
>>29114761
Literally my fetish, let me clean you up
Would you stick it in?
Would you still stick it
>>29114741
She probably burps a lot. I want her to belch right in my face. Nice and baritone.
I would destroy that lad
>When you recognize somebody's face on 4chan and you call them by name to scare the shit out of them
>When you see someone you know on 4chan and you talk shit to them and they have no idea that it's someone they know IRL
I once got found out I'm using /r9k/ for my horrible pizza taste.
>>29114751
This desu-blox
Best when you shove a unrelated fact about them into it and how people like that are swine and should soduku.
Are slim girls with cowtits objectively the best?
Chestlet with a phat butte.
>>29114670
nah dude i got with one and it was weird
>>29114650 is objectively preferable in every way, especially if the ass is fat too
>>29114670
Nah man, it's a girl with both assets but also has enough chub to even everything out
does being born a certain month affect your life at all? or is it just a meme?
>>29114594
twins don't have the same futures so therefore no
>>29114602
well that was quite the simple answer
not off to page 10 with you, op
>>29114594
we live in a deterministic universe (don't listen to quantum mechanics fags, that's just hidden non local variables) so obviously your life will be controlled by the gravitational pull created by the configuration of stars during your birth. it's just science
>Grandma found the loli canyon
>Mother found the MK ULTRA success stories
Subscribed to here
>Dad found the doujin drafts
>the passive, sheepish look of inferiority upon her face.
>the way she holds her arms in front of her chest in shame
>the seething envy in her eyes
Why do chestlets even try?
do or do not, there is no try
original
>>29114560
That pic is shopped I can tell by the pixels
seriously "fembots" if you're not at LEAST a 36DD, you might as well throw away all your makeup sets and settle down with a nice hikkimori - the only men who will ever truly love youand even then beat off to christina hendrick's pin up files while you're off at work
Why do white women get extremely butthurt when a white guy prefers non-white women, and especially Asian women?
Same reason white men get pissed off when white women prefer men of a different race.
>>29114544
I don't understand how someone can reconcile being fat or stupid or a druggie and being supremacist. If you're so concerned with the fate of your race, and taking pride in it, shouldn't you attempt to improve yourself so as to become a worthy member?
>>29114544
Not for nothing, but aren't black women more concerned with this? I hear black women complain that black men all want white girls pretty frequently, but the worst I ever hear from white women is a few catty remarks about Asians.
if u guys hate safe spaces, why do you want all normies to leave?
>>29114509
I hate safe spaces that are designed that way, imo its a little different to express your distaste for someone's presence, another thing to ban them for disagreeing with you
>thinks anonymous posters on a webboard hate safe spaces
>>29114509
Tumblr is eerily similar to /r9k/, actually. Just replace "white male" with Chad/Stacy/normies, and "women" or "blacks" with robots/manlets/etc and the rhetoric is virtually identical.
Imagine you're in an out-of-control trolley. You're headed toward three buildings, and you control which you slam into. One building contains fifty Jews. Another building contains sixty Christians. And the other building contains only one Muslim. You randomly select a building to slam into. Then, one of the other buildings is revealed to contain sixty Christians. Should you switch tracks?
Also, you're running as president of the United States and cant afford to appear antisemitic or islamophobic.
>>29114481
>trolley tracks lead directly into 3 different buildings
What the fuck f.a.m
Kill the Jews anyway
>>29114529
Only logical answer. The muslim will blow himself up.
Is this salvageable?
What are you drinking, smoking, snorting fellow robots?
>>29114455
yea, I would break up the stems tho
salad weed, and vodka.
>>29114484
I usually throw all the branches away.
I'm on my fifth beer and just starting to feel it.
>>29114455
good god, just snort that shit
