Anyone else listen to Vaporwave nonironically?
I unironically enjoy vaporwave
I used to listen to that album everyday pham
I'm /mallsoft/. Can we hang out?
>tfw a girl looks at you like this
I think I was staring at her. I didn't realize it.
Women always think I'm staring at them. I usually only do it when they're whispering to each other about what a creep I am, feels pretty good desu.
>Thick Eyebrows
original
Damn, Kiki got hot
Look at the time, wagecuck. It's bed time. Better hit the hay. You got another big day ahead of you tomorrow.
i have mon-wed off tho famalam
>>29107157
there's literally nothing wrong with working weekdays
You don't need all of your 24 hours to jerk to trap porn, right Anon?
>inb4 wagecuck
Nope, quit my job
>>29107157
unrelated,but reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGP42Ms9dMo
I got fired today r9k.
>work as a cook at a breakfast restaurant for a year
>pay isn't good but I enjoy it somewhat
>never had a complaint until today
>in fact, I consider myself the best cook in the joint, pride myself in my work
>a woman in her mid-50s claims she found a bug in her omelette
>impossible considering it's a very clean restaurant and I check everything
>she makes the manager bring me out of the kitchen to personally apologize
>she points to her plate, I see it's a big cockroach
>she obviously planted it to get free food
>say it's impossible and walk away
>manager comes behind me and fires me
>she and her table get their whole bill paid
>go to the manager's office and beg her for my job back, she says she can't and the position has already been filled after being open 30 minutes
>my friend I made working there tells me the manager's daughter took my place and is horrible at the job
>call back asking for the job, say I'll even be a dishwasher
>doesn't matter, manager tells me I'm now banned from the restaurant and she never wants to hear from me again
I can't go back to being a neet. I got that job because my dad knew the old manager who retired. I have no references or anything to put on a resume for a new job.
My pride got the best of me and now I have nothing. I'll have to sell the old truck I saved up for. I'll have to move back in with my parents because I was already barely making ends meet.
Should I just end it?
No, but you should get on unemployment and look for another job, cooking if you can. Just put the friends you had at the job as references. Don't feel down because of some bitches, anon, it happens. Use this as a way to get an even better job with better management. You just got dealt a shitty hand.
former retail cuck here
there are people who make it their every day to get free shit and or fuck a store/restaurant over
you'll be fine anon, have a nice fap and drink a beer or two and play vidya tonight
you earned it
>>29107098
>manager's daughter took my place
Nepotism is a bitch.
Nearly all of my friends stopped talking to me out of the blue a week ago. Stopped playing video games, no longer logging into their Steam accounts, won't respond to any of my messages. Everything was fine even the day before that.
I didn't do anything to piss off any of them, and am totally clueless. Should I just kill myself?
>>29107052
please respond. anyone. someone..
>>29107356
Hey,elliot rodgers here. here's your (you) ,fellow robot.
>>29107356
Here's someone who noticed your thread. Friends come and go, man. Life's not like the TV shows where you have the same friends your whole life. Here in the real world, your friends and you will eventually grow apart.
>you will never have a group of 5-6 normie friends who will always drag you into their hilarious misadventures
>you will never have heart-to-heart talks walking home late at night from the local bowling alley
>you will never sit together in front of a roaring bonfire and drink, laugh, and talk about each other's hopes and dreams until dawn
>you will never all gather at the ringleader's apartment for a cozy night of movies and pizzaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29107014
I'm too entrenched in my roboticism to see the appeal now.
>>29107014
I'd rather sit in front of my computer smoking/drinking playing osrs and shitposting on r9gay
>>29107014
Normie here. It's almost never any of those things. It's pretty much exclusively bar crawls and house parties.
why arent you gettin a 3D-tomoko gf guys
Because some people were meant to be alone
I only leave my Basement at night.
>>29107007
>actually wanting a tomoko girlfriend
>actually wanting an underage camwhore girlfriend
JUST
>tfw my therapist broke up with me
>we've been doing Cognitive Behavioral Therapy every two weeks for a year and I'm still an anxious, dysfunctional mess who can barely go outside and can't even make a phone call
>she says we've made no progress and that I'm "clearly not yet ready to change" even though I took every single one of her fucking Jew pills that broke my dick and made me shit blood and did every single stupid meme exercise she gave meComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
IV Ketamine is the future for depression and anxiety. It's real hot in modern Psychiatry right now, that and Psilocybin / MDMA research.
>>29107183
In case you think I am bullshitting you - you can literally sign up for an ongoing clinical trial here
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT02083926
>Needing treatment for social anxiety disorder
Literally why? You can't force someone to be social, they need to find people they're comfortable with. That's like shoving a jew into a room full of nazis and wondering why they can't socially interact with each other. GEE I WONDER WHY.
>there are normals on this board that think its unfair for a virgin male to prefer a virgin female
There's nothing wrong with that but a shy timid male wanting a shy timid female is like a obese woman wanting a 10/10 chad.
Opposites attract dummy
>but whores don't want virgins either
You have to offer something other than your virginity, you're a man for fuck's sake!
>>29107334
>obese woman wanting a 10/10 chad
this is not an unrealistic expectation of the modern body positive landwhale in the current year
A girl opens her door and gives you this look. What do?
>>29106992
Get an intense erection and request coitus.
Seriously, that face turns me on
>>29106992
she looks angry
i would run away
>whats up
what kinda question is that
>OMG HE WROTE THAT THING IN COMIC SANS XD
Am I the only one who is genuinely confused by this "complaining about comic sans" meme? For some reason Redditors convinced the rest of the internet that you should obsess over a video or letter written in comci sans? What gives?
>>29106967
>tfw reddit has taken over the internet
Fuck. We have to take it back.
>>29106967
its an ugly font soccer moms use to type in unfunny minion images they post on facebook.
yeah people exaggerate how awful it is 'cause they were discouraged to use it in their college graphic arts class. its been a severely beaten to death in-joke since the mid 2000s.
>>29106967
It's a fucking awful typeface and you should seriously consider killing yourself if you consider it acceptable to use anything but comics.
It's been a meme since it existed.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/05/people-are-putting-echoes-around-their-names-on-twitter-heres-why-5925002/
when did we become racists?
Racist is now just a blanket term for anyone a liberal doesn't like.
>>29106860
It is completely wrong though. /pol/ is racist. /r9k/ is closted-homosexuals.
>>29106837
Why would they talk about /r9k/, but not /pol/? Baffling.
>Go to an escort who is known for giving very good blowjobs and swallowing
>Make small talk
>Commence life changing bj
>Very good, cum in her mouth, she doesnt swallow
>GOes to the bathroom and i can hear her gag and spit it out
>Comes back like nothing happened
>Dont pay attention to it
>Fap today decide to see why she gaggedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29106831
thats fucking disgusting desu
nonorignee
>>29106831
My mouth still fucking burns and tastes horrible, and I only had a nibble. She took the entire fucking load. HAHAH
Its making me cough
Doubt I'll ever use an escort but if I do I'll try to make sure my cum tastes okay first.
ITT: we trigger people. I'll start.
>Jojo is a crap anime
>>29106757
I agree, I couldn't even watch 4 episodes without getting bored
it is unironically a shit anime, I think only women pretend to enjoy it for some reason I don't understand
>>29106757
>ADHD and depression are meme diseases
r9k and /pol/, hell most of 4chan really is just an echochamber and hugbox for retards, so they can talk to other retards who agree with them so everyone feels smart and special.sadly this is like 99% of the entire internet though
I fucking love x
nobody cares normal fag
>>29106744
smoking sherm is better
>>29106744
Literally the most normal fag drug of them all. Go dance to your gay music with the other homos.
>tfw hear about a normie dying from taking bad pills