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I'm thinking of making a shitty rabbit group chat since the one I joined previously is plagued with Normalswines, thirsty cucks, and attentionwhores. This would be a room dedicated to weebshit streaming, and such. If I were to make said room the rules would be kinda close to
>No Girls (yes, girls are allowed. Keep the fact you're a grill to yourself to avoid thirst/cancer/autism) This applies to traps as well.
>No thirsty orbiters.
>No lewd shit, talking about dicks 24/7, ect.
>No excessive hostility. It'll be at my/someone who i deem fit's discretion to decide where the line is drawn
>No cam/mic/ect.
>Normalshits get the FUCK out
Would any robots be interested in a group like this?
Also, obviously. I'd need an animu or two to start with streaming.
Its a short list. If there's something that gets some decent attention thats not on my list ill start with that one instead
But pls vote,
http://www.strawpoll.me/10416844
pic unrelated.
all of these are shit, start with classic bot shit like oregairu or watamote
>>29104496
>Watamote
>"classic bot shit"
NHK, you mean?
I just took down my watch list desu
>>29104455
Bumping thread desu ne
Why are all (western) women scum? What went wrong? Is it their fault, or are there circumstances beyond their control? Are they even culpable? Is culture to blame?
Pic slightly related. It's how I feel when I think about the women I've loved.
Bonus question: are women capable of feeling love for anyone other than their offspring?
They are brought up to believe they are special princesses who all deserve Chad and a great job and personal life.
When this doesn't happen they believe it's because they are oppressed by 'the patriarchy'.
They don't respect the majority of men.
They are not taught to control their innate power (sexuality) and abuse it as they like against men. At the same time men are expected to control their innate power (physical strength) and never use it against women.
Concepts such as accountability and honour are foreign to them.
As the most privileged people in the world, they are sheltered from the harshness of reality - and hence believe everyone is treated the same way as they are.
Culture is to blame for quite a bit of it. Think back through the ages about the place of women and how that is changing. Men provided, women gave a home. Now the concept of a home is changing and women want to provide for themselves, or they think they do. I don't think many of them grasp what that responsibility is. Growing up, there's lesser expectations because of their gender. People let things slide and as women get older thinking they function perfectly fine. When we do mess up in some tangled mess of emotion and irrationality we expect it to be just how it always was. And if it isn't, that's how manupulative skills develop. That's how these ideas of them being incapble of feeling develop. Are women culpable? Yes. Do they understand that? I don't think they do, and that's going to worsen the issue. In a lot of homes women grow up not seeing the effort it takes for everything to run smoothly and who puts in the bulk of that. They don't respect their fathers, not when they see that their own mother doesn't. Isn't a marriage supposed to be symbiotic, not parasitic? They've been indoctrinated to believe that women deserve everything (if not more) than men. The sad thing is that they figure out that there's this really easy way to get whatever it is, and it almost always works. If you use someone for years, it's hard to love them as an equal. You start to look down on them. They don't understand accountability and honor because no one ever enforces it on them. Now how in the hell are we going to stop all that? I don't think we can.
That being said, not all western women are scum. Somewhere out there, there's a girl (few and far between) who isn't blind to the workings of the world. They're hard to notice, especially shut ins, when there's eye candy dangling on every street corner and every other stream. Other women look at them like they're not even competition, because they aren't anymore.
>>29104378
you guys are honestly really pathetic
How can we fix /tv/ lads?
Fire all the mods.
>>29104354
make /cel/
>>29104354
>everything I don't like is reddit
Anyone else hold in a poo as long as they can while they do stuff because of how comfy it feels?
This is legitimately terrible for your colon.
Just so you know.
im really bad at pooing and i dont get many opportunities so i rush to the toilet the moment i feel any bowel movements
>>29104340
But the feeling after you take a dump is comfy
I reached out to a guy online who was about to commit suicide.
I gave him my phone number to reach out to him.
We talked for days and I told him that I care about him
I told him that I'll always be there for him and to not commit suicide.
My mistake was I told him that if I had ever met him IRL I'd date him.
Then one day we were talking and I mentioned the college I was attending and he told me he lives near the school and we should meet up.
I panicked and hanged up on the phone and changed my number and other info, I blocked him on some sites and deleted an account.
Can anyone relate?
No. That guy is a fgaggot.
>>29104273
Why did you tell him you'd date him if you wouldn't? Why would you lie like that?
It shows that you only didn't want him to kill himself so you wouldn't feel guilty. You don't truly care for him.
People like you are the scum of the earth. You're the one who should kill yourself.
>>29104273
Moral of the story: Don't lie and give people false hope. Your way of dealing with the situation was terrible as well. I just hope you learned something.
What kind of guy do submissive titcow qts like?
>>29104241
I would like to know as well.
I just want a girl with big titties and matching ass who's submissive enough to accept getting fucked in said ass. Unfortunately most girls with those qualities are also gross fatties.
Is it possible to get one without a beer belly?
>>29104241
>>29104590
Thirding this. Would appreciate any information on how to attract a titcow gf. It's the only thing I want in life besides infinite knowledge and mad gains.
>>29104241
>>29104590
>>29104777
Ugly as fuck.
Look like you have money and ambitions. She has to chase you not the other way round.
Hey Robots,
My one-itis of 4 years has just gotten married to a Chad, what do I do now? Is it too late to tell her how I feel?
I haven't spoken to her since graduation in 2014 should I tell her I love her or just keep stalking her Facebook and kill myself to her picture.
Any suggestions?
At this point, give up, do other stuff, look for another girl. She's is not worth it at this point, unless her marriage fails quickly, utterly and miserably and you will be on the right time and place to be with her. Even so I still doubt that you will get her.
I know, I'm on a similar situation, you ain't gonna forgitt 'bout 'er easily. Just don't try to forget her, the more you try, the more you will think about her. Do stuff that will make you shift your attention, enough so you won't be able to think about her, even if you tried.
My current oneitis is even more of a loser than myself, I had to choose between her and a friend over something it happened on Normiebook. I decided to side with my friend and deleted her from FB.
I still want the girl and I'm afraid as all heck that she will be taken by a potential Chad McBigSchlong by the end of this year. That potential Chad can get to talk with her everyday. I can't, and the few times she's available, she generally avoids me.
>>29104232
>just gotten married to a Chad
>is it too late
If by a miracle you just married a 9/10 and then another girl started to say they love you out of the blue, what would you think? Of course It's too late.
>>29104513
I'm real sorry to hear that senpai, how do you do it? If you know she's the one how do you shut up inside and carry on?
>be in store
>find poppy seed batch which is said on drug forums to be potent
>decide to give it a try
>make tea using not too much, about 1/2 lb
>drink
>feel good for couple of hours
>lie on bed and fall asleep
>wake up in hospital
>it turns out sister heard I was wheezing while breathing
>family tried to wake me up, but they couldn't
>even slapped me in face, but I was still out
>called ambulance and took me to hospital
>go to home the same day
>remember nothing between passing out on my bed and waking up in hospital
Paper they gave me when signing me out says I was breathing regularly, also I didn't get narcan, just electrolytes
So it seems it wasn't near-death OD or something, just nodded the fuck out
Parents didn't give me much shit about it, but now they are more cautious so it will be rather impossible for me to buy seeds and make PST until I move out
>>29104154
How do i into store bought poppy seed high?
>>29104154
So whats the name of the batch?
Sounds like it could be a good sleeping aid.
>>29104154
Thisis pure horror.
Enya thread
>>29104133
>its another trap thread
this is conditioning
>>29104133
>Enya
You listen to that? Don't tell anyone, that's embarrassing.
>>29104133
continue with the images.
hello robot 9000 how are yu
Im fine dude, how are you?
wassup
dfsad
>>29104113
it's eggman's literal brother
better get your stupid ass in bed soon wagie, you got graveyard hours tommorrow morning, dont fuck this up if you want to keep that job
of course you will be sleep in time, like a good fucking cuck
He pays Liz Vicious to suck his cock
You stalk r9k for him to mock
I love my job. What will you do tomorrow, will you do what you love?
You bet I will. You're lucky you get to depend and leech off of people for the time being. Have fun with your daily routine of wearing the same clothes, fapping, shitposting, and avoiding your parents.
Self Improvement Thread
We used to have a lot of these threads before the robot was turned back on. Talk about what you're doing to improve yourself and your progress. Examples include exercise, reading, writing, studying, sports, and hobbies
I'm currently:
1) training for a marathon
2) learning a language on Duolingo
>>29104016
what language are you learning on duolingo pham? Im learning veitnamese and spanish rn. Learning vietnamese since my gf is viet but im also starting to workout and meditate
>>29104075
Spanish, I figured it would be useful. I've tried several times to learn it.
>>29104106
How long have you been training for that marathon buddy?
>KFC is bad
I never said that, OP.
>>29103918
Popeyes is better
>>29103918
>meat
(failed) normie detected
>/r9k/ used to hate women
>used to hate normalfags
>used to put effort into bait
>now has several threads all about giving sluts attention
>more than half the posters are normalfags pretending to be depressed nerds because that's the cool new trend
>trolling is simply "lmao you're a cuck for bbc" spammed several times a day
How do we fix this? We all thought this board couldn't get any shittier a few years ago, but man were we wrong.
>>29103611
Man I honestly don't know. As we speak there are literally chads with nerd glasses at parties telling groups of girls they have social anxiety and the girls probably say 'omg mee tooooo fuck my pussy lol'. It makes no sense. Why have normies stolen comic books, vidya, and the aesthetics of NEETdom from us?
>>29103611
>I do
>I do
>moved on to /wiz/
>cancer tier, I agree
>yes
>sadly, yes
Sometimes you can't fix what's broken. Good things come to an end.
>>29103611
So being a loser is cool now? Go outside and make friends with your newfound popularity.
>grab knife.
>point edge to my chest.
>get urge to gouge my heart out.
>cry myself to sleep.
What the hell is wrong with me?
You arean attention whore
>>29103599
Yea faggot. If you wanted to die you'd make an actual attempt like shooting yourself not stabbing your fuckin chest
>>29103673
I don't want to end my existence yet, if I wanted to I would've done it.
I'm just tired of this bullshit and I want to see the end of it.
