Can anyone join the upper class if they work hard enough?
>>29099116
Never post pictures of this series again.
>>29099116
Hard work matters but you need to live in a country that rewards it.
Americans don't understand this and that boggles my mind.
>>29099116
only if for some reason a space its left empty and your family it's suitable to fill in,
>guys get friendzoned
>girls get fuckbuddyzoned
>even when females lose they still get Chad dick
have you ever thought maybe the reason you dont have a gf is that you are unlikable?
>>29099100
Both things you listed could be phrased as getting turned down. I've been turned down by girls before but in contrast to many guys on here I didn't start obsessing over it. Just move on.
I've also turned girls down and told them I wasn't looking for anything serious, sometimes I still got to hit it though. It's a pretty good feeling (unless she turns out to be a psycho that is).
>>29099140
I have considered that possibility but deemed it unlikely.
Why are you on /r9k/ today? Of all places? This solves nothing. This will not make you feel better.
You are wasting so much time for a day like today.
>>29099052
Why are you u then
>>29099052
I'm making fun of the neetcucks
I'm here to cyberbully people who aren't as cool as me
Made this thread last night but passed out after a few more things were asked so decided to make it again, ama about my experience of having sex with a sleeping woman consentually
>>29099027
How different is it from masturbating
>>29099057
It still felt like sex, just different in a lot of ways. Not really like masturbating as much as using a sex toy
Answer how you got her to stay asleep mother fucker.
Why haven't thin girls just stopped trying, even if they have big boobs a thin girl could never compare to a thicc/chubby girl
The only people who think Katya is cute are secretly gay
>>29099008
Fat girls have disgusting stinking pussies and they look like a stack of pancakes when they're sitting naked.
Low test cuck thread.
Nothing to see here, move on.
>>29099056
stack of pancakes LOL
What is the ONE (1) reason why you haven't killed yourself yet? For me, it's my qt quaker parrot coco. I snuggle with him every day and he would be devastated if I killed myself. I will always be there for him until he grows old.
>>29098940
Cause I have to break into my roomies gun locker to get his gun, or wait until I can afford a gun myself.
Also your parrots better off being set free OP no one wants to be a caged bird.
>>29098940
Here is another pic of him. He's the softest animal on earth. It feels like holding a cloud.
>>29098992
Oh but how wrong you are. He has NEVER plucked his feathers, meaning that he is perfectly happy with his life. He also has our whole family to keep him company as well as guests. We also take him outside every day to fly around for a bit, and he always comes back for snuggies.
Is /drunk driving/ just a meme?
When I was driving with my permit (with parents in the car) I was almost piss-pants drunk or high every single time. I passed my driving test ~30 minutes after smoking 2gs by myself, and to this day I still drink and drive frequently with no problems. Sometimes if I'm too drunk I have to close 1 eye because my vision crosses over, but I'm pretty sure I just have a strabismus.
Couple days ago it was ~2am and I was hammered out of my mind. Got pulled over by a cop because one of my headlights was out. He gave me a citation...
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Everyone who drives drunk thinks this way. There is nothing special about you at all.
This is what every drunk moron says
>dude I drive better when im drunk, how can anyone get busted for this??
You just admitted you had to drive with one eye closed due to double vision, can you not see how that is a huge fucking hazard, removing peripheral vision from one side?
Everyone thinks theyre driving amazing while drunk, except they don't realize theyre swerving and driving on the median while dragging a gas hose behind them. Stop driving drunk you fuck I ng retard, you will get someone killed.
>>29098989
Really? Cause the people (I can name 6-7 off the top of my head) I know who think that way have either been arrested or crashed their cars. I've been doin this for almost a decade with no problems
Just lost 9/10 girl of my dreams because she didn't want to date an atheist. How was your day robots?
>>29098915
woke up with the flu. good thing im a NEET so i dont have to worry about shekelstein screaming my ear off at something i cant control
Just woke up, pretty hungry. Might run to taco bell. Then I'll play some Fire Emblem Conquest some moreMap 20 is a bit challengingalso Charlotte best girl. After that, will probably work on the website a bit and then play more Fire Emblem.
>going full fedora instead of lying that you're whatever the girl's religion is
why
You magically gain the appearance of the last person you text messaged.
Are you fucked?
Are you just a normie now?
Did you hit the lottery?
>>29098892
Well the last person I texted was my (only one I've ever had) fuck buddy who was an overweight cunt. So idk maybe cause she's a woman I hit the jackpot.
Texted my rich friend, so long suckers
>>29098892
>It was a group message
This shit is the only fucking thing that will ever scare the shit out of me.
>>29098878
Just curious, what part of it scares you? The blood? The stitches? The eyes? The teeth? The walrus whiskers? I'm genuinely curious since this does nothing for me.
I see it. Probably not as freaked out about it as you are, but it's pretty damn creepy. Saving it though.
Hold on, I've got a bit more nighrmare fuel for you.
just sedate him and cut him out of it
it's not that hard
Why are gold-diggers a bad thing?
At least you can sort of control your wealth.
You can't control your looks.
You can't control your personality.
You can't control your intelligence.
All of those are determined at birth, and no one calls girls shallow for dating guys exclusively on those aspects.
>why are people who make a conscious choice to lie, cheat, ruin families and lives for personal gain looked badly upon
>>29098855
>You can't control your looks
That's wrong at some point, but I get it.
>You can't control your personality
That's wrong.
>You can't control your intelligence
That's wrong.
>>29098855
Wealth too, is determined by birth.
Tell me your dirty 4chan secrets.
I go to /ck/ to shitpost. But sometimes I make really high quality threads, since I can actually cook really, really well.
I go to /fit/ and give awful but passable advice
>>29098887
how is it awful if it's passable?
>>29098835
I go to /fa/ to make sure underage shits believe getting and eatting disorder is the way to go.
I fell for the cocklust meme and had a guy over. Now all I feel is shame.
>>29098802
Fucking stupid faggot, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>29098802
Go to church and ask Christ to forgive you, you faggot.
tell us the story, senpai
did you swallow?
Anything cringier than urban dictionaries definition for names?
>>29098798
Yeah, your post
yeah
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
>>29098813
You've written something like this to a fembot haven't you?
ITT lies your were fed while growing up
>sports are just as important as studying
>study hard and that Chad will work under you when you grow up
>you don't need friend anon, you just need to focus on your career
>getting good grades and doing school coursework is important
>>29098771
They're not wrong, y'know
>>29098833
It is
That Chad is now more people's boss than I can count
Sports give you nothing back, it's just senseless entertainment
You need friend more than anything, they save your ass
School grades are worthless, networking is more important
>>29098965
You are autistic original