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- Jeff aka big_luigi_fan
>>29391482
Bumperino friendo
>>29391482
oregano for bumpo
If you had to predict how you would die, what would be the 3 most likely causes?
>>29391425
1. Suicide
2. Colon cancer
3. Aneurysm
>suicide
>cocaine overdose
>lung cancer/diabetes/heart attack/something else caused by not taking care of myself at all
the sooner I die, the more it favors one of the first two.
>>29391425
>cancer
>old age
>murder-suicide
Why are some people disliked by everyone? It has nothing to do with being mean or a jerk. Some people are just bullied and alienated, even as adults. Why is this?
Some people just are very "bullyable". They allow it and they enable it.
People who dont have opinions and or dont stand by their opinions firmly will often get hated by everyone and then people take their frustrations on those people.
I've seen it happen time and time again. People who show no reaction to getting poked fun at or dont have any opinions on anything, get thrown around like dishrags, they will become the person whose life will be made hell by others.
People dont need to be all alpha or anything, just be a person. Dont be a literal dishrag.
If people start for example asking why you are a virgin, fucking say why if you have a reason or firmly say "thats none of your business, I dont ask about your sexlife either". People will ultimately respect those who can reply something proper, even if it isnt what they want to hear.
>>29391227
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribalism
>>29391227
They have weak chins and radiate beta male.
>had sex 5 times with different women 5 women
>never managed to cum with any of them (apart from once with a hand job)
>yesterday morning
>fucking a girl
>almost cumming, but I can't make the final push
>think about gaping assholes and prolapses and stuff (my pornography of choice)
>cum
If only that poor girl knew what was going through my head. Still tho, creampie-ing a gurl for the first time was fun. How do I make myself slightly more normal and not have to think of anal prolapses to ejaculate when I'm having fuck with a girls vagina?
>>29391194
quit porn entirely lad, just do it. your mental health and sexual comfort will reboot after a few weeks. read yourbrainonporn
>>29391220
uh oh, another one fell for the reddit meme.
neck yourself familia.
>>29391194
stop watching porn, its the only way to rewire your brain
Are hunger urges a function of the mind more than the body? That is to say, if your stomach could be removed without affecting other organs or bleeding, transported outside the body if you will, would you no longer "feel" hungry during the short time in which you were still alive? If you did not have a stomach, would you still want a snack?
>>29391160
You think anyone here is a fucking scientist?That's an interesting question, though
google ghrelin
Im guessings its more of a mind thing.
I noticed that when I started smoking, I started to want less sweet things and food in general. Only started eating when I was actually hungry.
Comfy thread? Comfy thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqv0qL0gc7k
Just post comfy images/photos and music. Share some stories.
Oc from when i went to Japan. It was a really comfy experience.
I was really depressed and even suicidal last year, but luck had it that i was able to go on a school trip with me mates to Japan.
It's so darned comfy there it made me aim to visit there again. Until then, i won't kill myself.
>>29392102
Comfy recollection: We went to visit the Tokyo Tower on an almost snowy day, and the misty and cool weather was so snuggly. It was raining real hard after that but we slept really well that night.
>>29392148
More comfy pics of the area. Really snuggly cool weather, and the air smelt really fresh. Really cleanses your mind and body. Highly recommend a trip there before you off yourself.
What group/class/type of people are the biggest cucks?
>>29391113
You
Bloggittttty bloxo
Libertarians, they are classcucks who are working against their own interest(AKA being a cuck)
Cuckolds are, I believe
/r9k/ was originally for OC so i'm posting my OC shit here for everyone to use
this is the latest one
god bless ameriga
>>29391079
Will use thanks bro
>>29391101
this one was for /pol/ but it still applies for /britfeel/ i guess
When I was growing up, I had a cousin that was obsessed with dinosaurs. He had everything from National Geographic, including the binders, cards, etc, along with action figures and framed pictures of Dino renders. When I hit my teens I learned that he was autistic. I always noticed that he was different, but I didn't know the extent of it until I learned more about the condition as I aged.
Now he is 27. He has his own apartment, bank accounts, job that he walks to everyday, and he just started dating a girl he met through a Co worker. He still has a shit load of dinosaur stuff though.
So my question is, what's your excuse?
>>29391063
>So my question is, what's your excuse?
I don't have excuses, I have reasons
tell us more about him? nigger
>>29391063
i too loved dinosaurs. and lego.
now im a 26 year old virgin that hasnt had a job in 9 years...
What the fuck is wrong with people? I bought my dad an expensive and thoughtful Father's Day gift, but I didn't even get the chance to give it to him because he's spending all day coaching my brother's little league team. And there are no refunds on the gift I bought him.
Why can't you just give it to him when he's done with that?
>>29391073
That's not the point. Who the fuck has little league games on Father's Day?
Who cares? Just give it to him when he gets home or even tomorrow.
I just want a pure bf whose brain hasn't been ruined by years of pornography, why is this so much to ask?
>>29390956
I haven't voluntarily watched porn even once in my life.
Too bad I don't want a gf.
>>29390956
omg i love u pls be my gf <3
>>29390956
then get off r9k you tart. aint going to find that here
>was forever alone robot for years
>depressed, didn't see a way out so I sought distraction on chinese cartoon discussion forums
>go on a video chat website called kageshi
>all sorts of girls and trannies being orbited by beta NEET males
>they all say hi to each other
>all look the same, all act the same normie way
>I say hi
>noone says hi back
>I'm the only interesting male there, but I don't look sociable
>tfw no kageshi gf
It's all about the looks gentlemen. Even a superior man like me gets outclassed by lazy bums on a chatting website because they look normal. I want a kageshi gf NOW
kageshi is basically a high school clique
>>29390900
its bullshit.
>claim to be a place for outcasts
>call anyone creepy who doesnt fit in
here's the link btw
https://kageshi.com/rooms/reeeee9k/swf
warning unless you look like pic related none of the girls will talk to you. yes there are girls who go to a chatroom called "r9k".
>Look at yourself in the mirror.
>Write what is the first thing you think off.
Me:Why dont I appreciate my achievements?
Me: Pull yourself together man!
>>29390890
I am going in many places,and woman is not one of them.
Me: You really need a shower.
If you have EVER had a physical interaction with a female human being that was not related by blood you are a FUCKING GOD DAMN NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT AND SHOULD LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!
>>29390850
do rape hugs count?
it wasn't me... i didn't even wanted to..they wouldn't stop hugging me....
There was a crazy bitch that I knew in High school that was all over me. She was fat, really fucking ugly and also smelled like taco meat. She always tried to hug me and hold my hand and shit.
The worst part is that I had a hard time talking to other girls because they all thought we were dating.
>>29390850
>tfw lvl 35 wiz, nil dates nil intimacy
>been chatting with a lvl 43 roastie for 10+ years on IRC, big rock fan
>Donington festival coming up, "got noone to go with, really wanna go, won't go alone, anon pls pls"
>couple weeks ago, leave house for first time in 15 years, go there, meet
>arms out wide "Is it ok if I hug you?" "Err nnn-y-yea i-it's ok I guess"
>receive gentle hug
If you wish to put a bullet in my temple I shan't resist, OP-kun,
>>29391694
Probably tons of people here who'd envy you for that, though.
>>29391526
Some people, especially women, seem to use it as some sort of greeting. Doesn't seem to consider that not everyone likes to be touched.
Wakey wakey cutie pie~
Nnnh *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Stupidest sound word for a sound, ever.
Probably the worst on /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE
