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Is suicide selfish?
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Yes

>implying being selfish is bad
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>>28741689
Came to say precisely this.

/thread
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>>28741575
If you have people that love you then yes. If not then no
But if you are in so much pain life is horrible, I don't think it's shellfish.
But most of you guys are just garden variety depressed.

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Why do any of you care about sex or losing your virginity that much? I get wanting a gf that you really like and can comfort / vice versa. But I've been on here for a while now and I still can't understand the obsession with sex. I'm 20 and a virgin, I've had plenty of chances to lose it. But I wasn't serious about any of those girls and didn't do it. Sure it might feel good, but so do other things that won't leave me with regret or have risks of stds or pregnancy. I just don't get it.
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Loneliness tends to get worse as you get older. That being said there's definitely a loud minority that's really obsessed only with sex and a lot of meming tpp
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>>28741525
In my country, no one respects you if you don't have a gf.
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>>28741551
Right, I can definitely get that nobody wants to be lonely forever. I think about it too sometimes. The actual obsession with sex is what I can't understand.

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>be 27 year o kv
>dont even feel bad because ive made zero effort to approach women

maybe one day i'll realize that a girl isnt going to fall out of the sky and be totally in love with me.
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>maybe one day i'll realize that a girl isnt going to fall out of the sky and be totally in love with me.
that pretty much how it goes for girls though.
the game is rigged against you, don't put the blame on yourself
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>>28741375
you are not supposed to approach women nowdays they do all the choosing

if a woman doesn't approach you then you literally have no chance with her
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>>28741424
maybe this is true online, but not irl

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>have a mum and three brothers
>call them both once a week
>long, awkward pauses
>both of us literally cannot wait to hang up
>see them several times a year

Anyone else have a weird relationship with their family like this? It's fucking depressing.
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>>28741348
source?

proginal bloxx
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Nigger, shut the fuck up. You don't know a broken household until you get kicked out after getting out of the psychward.
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>>28741639
Trust me, there's no pain like not being close with your family members like this but having to keep going. Trust me.

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Philosophy is a fucking joke.

Most of it is explaining extremely simple concepts in fancy language to sound smart.
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>>28741318
Philosophy is what an idea is pity-classified as when it is too vague to be relevant to any other field.
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>>28741350

damn thats some serious insight right there
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>>28741318
Explain all the philosophy you know then Anon.I'm sure you're well read and not a mad STEMlord

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An Italian painter created this 500 years ago.

What meaning does it have today?
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>>28741307
Goodnigh sweet prince ;_;
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>>28741307
Fuck, is he ok?
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>>28741307
That the behavior women are having today it's a revenge mechanism stored in their genes for thousands of years of misogyny and mistreatment
>yfw you can't prove me wrong

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Be honest, would you fuck her?
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>>28741264
Yes, but not right away.
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>>28741264
As long as I didn't have to put in any effort.
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Nigga i would be honored to suck anothef mans creampie out of her ass

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Are you a fingerlet, /r9k/?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio

>Digit ratio in men with Klinefelter's syndrome, who have reduced testosterone secretion throughout life compared to control males, are greater (i.e., more feminine) than in their fathers or control males.[25]

>Digit ratio in men correlates with genetic variation in the androgen receptor gene.[26] Men with genes that produce androgen receptors that are less sensitive to testosterone (because they have more CAG repeats) have greater, more feminine, digit ratios. There are reports of a failure to replicate this finding.[27] However, men carrying an androgen receptor with more CAG repeats compensate for the less sensitive receptor by secreting more testosterone,[28] probably as a result of reduced negative feedback on gonadotropins. Thus, it is not clear that 2D:4D would be expected to correlate with CAG repeats, even if it accurately reflects prenatal androgen.

>Trans women were found to have a higher digit ratio than cisgender males, but one that was comparable to cisgender women.[116]

>High digit ratio
>Lowered sperm counts[47]
>Increased risk of obesity and metabolic syndrome in males[49]
>Reduced birth size in males[51][52]
>Increased risk for depression in males[62]
>Increased rate of schizophrenia[63]
>Increased anxiety in males[67]
>Reduced performance in sports[69]
>Reduced financial trading ability[70]
>Personality traits correlated with digit ratio, higher being more feminized[83][84][85]
>Higher neuroticism in both sexes with higher right hand digit ratio.[88]
>Sexual preference for more masculine men among women[96] and gay men[109] with high digit ratio; a preference for a masculine facial type means a more "feminized" mindset.

The effects for having a low digit ratio are also really interesting but I can't include the whole table.
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Damn, no one's interested in this at all?
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>>28742170
well i think i do not have that, ihave a bigger beard and a stronger voice than most people around me.
still i am a skinny faggot, that gets pushed around
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>>28741253
I have different digits on left and right hand. On left index is longer than ring finger but on right ring is longer than index.

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NEET self-improvement thread

What are you doing to improve yourself so that you can get the most out of NEET life? In this thread lets discuss things such as;

-Improving concentration skills
-Expanding the mind
-Learning to draw
-Learning an instrument
-Maintaining a healthy weight
-Making money online
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>Zero replies

TOP FUCKING KEK NEETSCUM

Have fun clicking 10000000000000 times for .50 cents a day you dumb fagbag
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>>28741191
Nofap and Spanish on duolingo. That's it
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>writing a bitcoin trading bot that will make me passive income
>been doing calisthenics, soon i'll be able to do a one-handed pushup
that's about it

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>finally get bf
>He's smart, cute, funny, and has a future
>My almost non-stop nightmares cease
>He helps me with my final paper
>All is finally, finally well in my shithole of a life

>he dumps me becuase, even though we only live about four hours away, and less then that soon, he doesn't like long distance.


>Can't even write my paper without crying

>I can't drink, because I have to write my paper

>Can't commit suicide, family couldn't afford a funeral, and have three younger siblings

I opened up to him. I told him I loved him. He said it back.

Fucking normie is hanging out with friends today, while I desperately try to pass highschool.

Fuck being gay, fuck this. I just want to be happy.
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>>28741173
>gay
>expecting a meaningful relationship

kek
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>>28741173
hahahahaha dumg fucking faggot your problems are nothing but funny to me because you're a faggot
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>>28741232
I never chose this.

I just wanted to feel loved.

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>mfw friend has a 4 inch penis
How are people like that even alive
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>>28741141
how do u know familam
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>>28741141
Holy fuck what happened to Brendan
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>>28741461
I sucked it desu

Felt amazing in my mouth

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Tfw no sweaty bf to let me lick off the sweat and dirt from him after a long work out
tfw no steam bf to tease and bully me while touching myself
tfw no anon cock to worship
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I want a boy to sit on my face !
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I need a cock in my butt right now.

A big, fat, stinky one. Slick with sweat and maybe some dick cheese under the head.
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>tfw no gf to smell my stinky armpits and balls

you guys are g-g-g-g-girls right......

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>Behind normie in his shitbox for a bit
>He's doing five under the limit
>Fuck this, time to pass this nigga
>He scoots over and blocks me from passing
>Merge right back into the lane we were in and pass him
>He yells, "SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!" from the top of his lungs, before having to stop because of the traffic ahead of him
>Mfw

>Mfw I passed the cunt without actually speeding

Who /drive/ here?
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>tfw constantly do 10 under the limit
>I like a cruisy drive and it pisses people like you off
>smile as they honk and scream at me as they pass
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>>28741085
>tfw LA driving and get so fed up with it I either honk back or flip off the other driver
They're all cunts when I'm on the road
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>>28741115
Careful m8, I literally got stabbed from doing that. Normies are true pieces of shit.

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You're walking alone when this guy teleports behind you.

What do you do?
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>>28741071

Heen heen~

Finally taken notice have you?

Ebrietas will feast tonight.
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Its not me

Its a hologram

watch and study his moves from a distance and learn for our next encounter
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The true gamers on this sub will get the reference ;)

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>start jerking off to this
http://exhentai.org/g/801224/4750db042e/
>want to know what it feels like to choke myself to near black out while jerking off
>can't find my old belt
>find my old bike lock (plastic tube with a chain running through it)
>wrap it around my neck
>realize I don't have a free hand but do it anyway
>feels good
>feels really good
>feeling that pressure build up in my face
>feeling myself fading out
>keep doing it for 5-10 minutes
>stop because I really had to pee
>see myself in the mirror in the bathroom
>neck is already bruised all around it
>have a doctors appointment tomorrow night

Am I fucked? If he sees the bruise around my neck, will he automatically assume I tried to hang myself?
My mom will also be giving me a lift to the doctors office, so there's a chance she might see it too and she'll definitely 100% assume I tried to kill myself.
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Wear a scarf.
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>>28740877
just killyourself i mean atleast then they cant get all emotional and supporting about it and annoy you for the rest of your time living with them
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wear a turtleneck. you'll look like a complete fag but well

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