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>ordering pizza
>it costs 13 bucks
>hand the delivery guy a 20
>he walks away
Why is this allowed?
>>28743107
You allowed it to happen in this instance.
BetaMcfaggot.
>>28743107
Because you allowed it to happen.
>>28743107
>Murrica
Topkek
> Work as recruiter.
> Invite someone with no experience to interview.
> He gives his sob story about how his parents are kicking him out in 2 weeks.
> Give him the usual spiel we tell everyone, and tell him we'll call him back in 2 weeks.
> Never intended on hiring him, I just wanted to use up my hours at work.
> He's now homeless, and I ended up hiring a college student who quits within a week.
> Repeat.
fuck off normie
literally no one cares about your blog
wow you are so alpha, anon. everyone here is admiring you
>>28743037
you sure showed him OP!
Are you gonna be the weird unmarried weirdo uncle, anons?
>>28742949
Nah my brother's gay
>>28742949
Not possible since I'm an only child.
>>28742949
obviously, yeah
>catch feelings for a girl
>we talk a lot, flirt sometimes
>think things are going well for me for once
>her ex is one of my friends
>tell him that I'm going to be going for her
>he doesn't care because he's "just talking to her right now"
>weeks pass
>he gets worried I'm going to take her because she's his fallback girl
>he steps up his game trying to get her away from me
>he tells my other friend that he could go out with her just to fuck with me
>meanwhile I'm still having fun being her friend
>while he's telling her that his feelings are back
>even though he cheated on her last year and has been talking to other girls throughout this whole thing
>he tells her that I'm into her, it makes things really awkward between us
>fast forward to Friday
>she tells me that she just wants to be friends
>goes out on a date with him the next day (last night)
>they both post happy emojis on Twitter today
What's wrong with me robots? I'm better than him in every aspect. He's a limp wristed weeb. Literally the most they did when they were dating was kiss one time. She's absolutely gorgeous and has an amazing personality. And I mean actual 10/10, not like the 10/10s that some of the other robots here pick. I never felt so much chemistry with a girl before. He's a piece of shit and she knows it. Maybe my problem is that I'm just not >him.
Protip: That guy is not your friend.
>>28742948
He wasn't anymore the second I heard him say that about going out with her just to fuck with me.
>>28742969
How long were you flirting with her for without asking her on a date?
So when did you grow out of childish non-viable political ideologies that will never be socially accepted by most people such as fascism, national socialism, most other types of nationalism and totalitarianism, libertarianism, fundamentalism, anarchism, radical feminism, monarchism or "communism"? Or did you never manage to do that?
I think I never truly got my shit together until I was 21, pretty pathetic I know. Currently I'm a social democrat that is okay with implementing many aspects of actual socialism. A pretty solid and viable set of ideologies that is also completely accepted in where I live, Europe.
I'm not asking you to become a far-left SJW with the nu male look that is planning to get a vasectomy and adopt a dozen black children while providing for a wife that cheats on you every single day (which is what many manchildren assume I am when I tell them to grow up), but damn it, fix your shit already.
You will never fight in any dumb race war, kick any muslims out of Europe or kill any bourgeoise to establish your oxymoronic communist state. You'll never kill all men (if any radfems actually exist on this board, chances are that there isn't a single one here but you can never be entirely sure) or live in any dumb stateless "utopia". However, chances are that you won't ever be taken seriously if you tell someone you think like that.
If you're over 20 and still maintaining these dumb ideologies you're pretty sad, even more if you refuse to ever grow up. This isn't like being a KHV with no friends, this is just a dumb personal choice you've taken because you think you're so smart or something. There's hope for you faggots however.
You already have conservatism, liberalism, environmentalism and social democracy. Centrism for people for no solidified political stances. If you're not in the US, actual socialism might be somewhat tolerated too.
No excuses faggot.
>implying I read all that
yeah nah
I'm a neo nazi in Japan. It's good.
>>28742902
I don't really care about politics desu
Do your duty 4: Self-milking edition.
""Red alert! All the weak sissybois on /r9k/ need your stinky NEET dick now!! All these threads about Stacey should be replaced with trap qts immediately :3"
-A good man"
-A very good man"
-A very wise and naugty man
Ok Anon. Cool Story
autistic homobump
>>28742844
not a trap faggot fucker
but that looks that feels nice.
>be female in college
>have to get help with science shit so i go to the tutoring
>tutor for different subject helps me out sometimes
>he is qt 3.14
>thought he was interested because the other tutors for different subject tell you to fuck off if you ask them for help
>randomly walk up to him after he's done one day and say "I know this is weird but you're cute coffee pls?"
>"I'm sorry"
>I became a joke and asking people for coffee after they get help most likely became a meme
>end of semester I post an apology for making an uncomfortable setting if I did
>essentially I posted an apology for being rejected
>tfw more beta than most of you fuckers
Never say anything is weird before you ask it. That's just common sense.
If people think it's weird before they even hear what you want they're instinctively just going to say no.
Hey anon,coffee please :3?
translation:
>i asked chad out and got rejected
>i'm beta just like you guys! i'm one of you!!!
get cancer and die
saged and thread hidden
What do you failures think about Ghost?
Based, I love his videos
rip, I wish I knew his true identity because I live in his city.
>>28742788
literaly who???dfdfsdf
>Tfw you are a Serbian War Veteran
>Tfw your dreams are crushed by the heat of war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI9ZXsuA6ec
>>28742672
>tfw born to late to fight with Serbros against the Kebabs and NATO
>>28743667
Tfw >>28742672
Be ready when the Serbros rise again and take the clay that's rightfully theirs
>>28742672
>Roki Vulovic
So damn good
So Bots, i'm new here.
Introduce me to your ways
>>28742634
you post stories like this and then have people agree that you did nothing wrong in it
>>28742634
Get out while you can you fucking normie
There's an initiation rite, you have to let us suck your willy first.
why am i scared to commit suicide
i wish i could just do it
>>28742539
Get away from your computer and house.
You need to breathe and calm down, you're in an anxiety ridden situation.
Personally I might just go up and get a fast food job so I have something to do other then be around my family that hates me, walking to and from work will get me used to being human again I hope.
I need to get in shape for the military, it's really my best hope since going to school and living at home is a no go due to them pressing me for rent I have to dip into my meager savings to pay.
idk OP, idk.
we fell off the horse and it kept running
why do you wish to do it?
>>28742597
thank you for the support ill probably regret making this thread when i sober up
Would you rather be a happy normie or a depressed robot?
I'm not as depressed as most robots but I'm starting to envy normies that are happy, have a good job, have a good relationship, etc.
Are you fucking retarded that's like asking would you rather be rich or poor. With these kinds of questions, it needs to be a tough choice. Fucking idiot.
Who the fuck want's to be depressed? Are you fucking retarded or something?
>>28742730
I wouldn't put it as harshly as this guy but yeah OP that's a dumb fucking question
I'd rather be the most brainless chad idiot than the person I am right now.
Who do you save /r9k/?
I have no friends so the bottom track would be empty and I have no reason to pull the lever.
>>28742507
no one with a "tulpa" would have that many friends, I doubt any friends for that matter.
I don't have a tulpa and I don't have close friends, so I'd probably tie myself to the tracks desu.
I would say it's Japan, just watch anime and you know why
>white women
Enjoy being cuckolded by a dark-skinned folk who tries to compensate his inferior intelligence with muscles, I want a pure and traditional qt gf
>>28742482
Vast amounts of hot women here in Spain
The most beautiful women can be found her in the GOD BLESSED UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Anyone who disagrees is a fucking terrorist or commie.
>>28742482
Actual japanese women are ugly as hell
Ideal Partner Thread:
Describe your ideal partner; be as descriptive as you want. Everyone can have a dream right?
>>28742414
I like shy girls. Alt-world Nagato is my ideal woman.
6'7"
must make a minimum of $1million/year
12x7 cock
My boyfriend is literally my ideal partner and everything I've ever wanted and looked for in a guy.
![145258824589[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AtybGTn.jpg "145258824589[1]")
