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Can we have a titty thread?
You should've wrapped it in a meme like HIGH TEST.
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no normal roasties REEEEEEE
>>27689397
yo thank god i found this thread here's some titties to resuscitate it
>SHe is now married with kids
>>27689382
Me in two years.
>>27689382
dodged a bullet there, what's the problem?
>>27689382
Just let go of it, man.
>tfw can't cum when girlfriend gives me head
Anybody else have this problem? She does a great job at I can never get close enough to cum for her.
I solved this problem by imagining it was my favorite pornstars giving me head. Real sex just didn't do it for me, years of porn had me conditioned so instead of fighting it I just went with it.
>>27689330
>stop wanking
>stop watching porn
>get her to suck you off more often
also sometimes it can help you to get really drunk, although this could go both ways. had this problem before and it's a shit situation.
>>27689330
You bitch ass fucker. I cum to the thought of my cat resting on my thigh and you want to come into this board and tell me you can't cum? Kill yourself
>"omg anon I'm so wasted. Help me change into my pajamas. You can crash on the couch......ZzzzZzzzzzz"
That clit looks YUGE
>>27689329
Yeah, she's underage
>>27689329
what is that disgusting sliced meat between her legs? itll probably spoil soon if she doesnt clean that shit up
i would carry her to the couch and then sleep in the bed
Meme personality type thread
Rate, hate and debate
https://www.16personalities.com/
>>27689301
>Extraverted
Fucking normie.
cba to post image because im on my phone
INTJ-A
90% introverted
70% intuitive
90% thinking
40% judging
im in the upper right quarter of the purple square
which means im a libertarian capitalist if im not mistaken
also
poland
r8
>>27689301
ISTJ here
abuse me like the sheep I am
I'm sad. I'm 25 and I'm a total fuckwad neet. My parents are probably getting divorced soon. Guess I'll go live with my mom in an apartment. We're gonna be poor as fuck.
Going to college soon but this "real life slap" sure feels like shit. Just a few years ago I was blissfully playing video games without a care in the world.
>>27689191
same here, livinig with dad, you gotta find a job and move out it's the only way
I was living with my father like 5 months ago but had to move back with my mother after we got into a fist fight.
>tfw the only person you've ever got into a fist fight with was your disabled father
feels fucking bad, lads
I might just go hitch hike to the city when Summer arrives. I don't know how I'll survive but anything is better than living in this depressing fucking place with my mother and brother.
>>27689403
Yeah I almost got into a fist fight with my father. He chased me around the house to beat me up but I kept telling him enough and that I didn't want to fight.
I can't imagine how horrific and garbage I would feel knowing physically hurt the man who spawned me.
>nobody makes a big deal over smaller breasts
>they still easily find bfs, even perfectly flat girls
>millions of white knights proclaim that they actually -prefer- them
>women will gather to gossip and laugh about men with small penises
>it's a commonly accepted mainstream insult
>petite girls, including asians, will actually put in effort to enlarge their vaginal cavities so they can fit their Chad bf's 8.5 incher rather than being with a less endowed man
>tfw 5"
Does anyone else get a weird feeling that they were placed on this world as punishment? Sometimes I think this place is just a little too SHIT to be real.
>>27689140
I like small breasts because they make the girl look younger and having banged a woman with gargantuan breasts I'll say that they often sag. I've got a small benis though so life hurts.
>>27689140
All the time friend, sometimes I even curse the fact that Im well endowed because being a beta male I feel bad for causing a woman pain. :^)
>>27689140
Breasts don't necessarily have any effect on sex. Your penis makes a difference no matter what. Small penises are more like loose vaginas.
Post 9/10's
>>27689116
Is that your 9/10? Lol really maitee?
>>27689148
At least he's realistic about it.
>>27689116
>OP too self-conscious to post actual 9/10
>tfw you realize the reason you don't have a gf is because you're a miserable piece of shit with no personality
>>27689084
'no'
it's because we're physically unattractive
>>27689205
That's not the sole reason though.
I see plenty of fat, greasy slobs with gf's
>>27689205
/thread.
I literally told my current gf of 2 years that I was going to be a shitty boyfriend with zero personality, flair, or money. I'm a 6.5/10 maybe a 7.5 at most. Women are fucking crazy.
ITT:
-Make random predictions about your post #.
-If your predictions are correct, you'll be drowning in pussy tonight and receive god-like powers from Odin.
-Wrong predictions means you're gonna stream killing yourself.
>>27689013
Dubs says op is a faggot
>>27689026
Time to kill yourself fag
>>27689013
I get an 8 at the end of my post
OP is straight
Why haven't you virgins just fucked a drunk slut yet?
They already want to get fucked, and the alcohol lowers their inhibitions so much they won't even care that you're a robot & not Chad.
Because when they find out an ugly beta loser fucked them they'll file rape charges and courts don't care if you were both drunk at the time.
I'm surprised we don't have PUI (Penetrating Under the Influence) laws yet that result in you being chemically castrated for having sex while intoxicated.
>>27688996
Cant get into any alchohol fuelled situations because my college sucks for parties and Im not 21 so no bars or clubs
>>27688996
I don't really know. I guess an entire lifetime of being told "if you have sex with a drunk girl you're literally Hitler" has sort of fouled the notion of it.
i think i might have one and would like to get an idea. im not gonna use this for a "diagnosis" im not gonna go to a dr at all or talk about it to anyone
no such thing, just be yourself my man
>>27688957
What makes you think that? I'm genuinely curious
>>27689015
i dont have hardly any friends irl at all and i have a skype and sometimes talk to a few people i met online and sometimes i reflect on that and feel like an idiot
What's up, ladies and gentlemen of /r9k/. Boogie2988 coming at you live for the first time, through the power of the internet!
>ywn be the friendly shut-in who makes people laugh, feel like someone cares, and inspires them
Does boogie have a gf?
Talk shit all you want about this guy, but he does what he loves and that's more than any of us can say
Idea: write a book based on your life.
Finish book
Study it
Learn to be yourself
>tfw gf
It's just that easy
>>27688859
That's my choice of drink when I'm not on gin.
As for the book, I could save a lot of time by eating a bunch of tacobell and those coffe/energy drink hybrids, and letting it empty my bowels onto a notebook someone found under their bed from like 7 years ago.
>>27688982
I'd still read it. Your prostate is my business.
>>27688859
Jameson is so great for shots.
I wish I didn't waste my youth
I wish I made friends with people when I had the chance
I wish I asked out that girl I thought was cute
I wish I kept in contact with the few acquaintances I had
I wish I lost weight earlier
Some nights I just get piss drunk and google names of people from high school that I liked to be around and just stare at them and wish I made more of an effort to be friends with them
>>27688767
Stop dwelling on the past. You will never change what's already happened.
>>27689124
It was my only chance to have a happy life and I wasted all 18 years of it, how can I just stop thinking about it??
>>27689777
no it isnt, youre just being too much of a bitch to go out and do all that shit
and even if you did have the balls to do it, you would still not make friends and not ask out girls because you didnt learn in the first fucking place
