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>women are SO BETA that they CUT THEMSELVES when they are feeling a bit saddy
Woman are literally manlets.
>physically and emotionally weaker
>dumber
>smaller
>>27688126
That's why you vote for Trumpy Dumpty
GOT EM LOL SO BETA xD
Why do women have such long lifespans? Why won't they die as soon as they've outlived their usefulness?
>>27688116
Prolly in order to sample all that delicious BBC, anon.
>>27688116
apparantly making babies uses up life expectancy time. therefore woman have a chance to live at least 8 years longer than man in average. not taking into account other health issues like morbid obesity or feminism.
>>27688215
>apparantly making babies uses up life expectancy time.
That makes literally zero sense.
Women stop being fertile at like 35. Why do they live to 80?
>Former French President Sarkozy: "Racial interbreeding is not a choice, but an obligation. If volunteerism doesn't work, the state will move to more coercive measures."
Consider the following:
Many of you guys are forever alone kissless virgins with no hope of ever finding a girlfriend. If this ever became enforced you guys would finally have that girlfriend you have all been waiting for. So I ask you
What is honestly wrong with this? It can even help people finally find love in their lives.
>>27688017
Everything. Blacks should stick with blacks.
>>27688017
it is because of cucks like this next to kike subjugation and illegal trillionaire funding that europe turned into such a reeking shithole of niggers and sandniggers.
He basicly said: Fuck with niggers or we will force you to.
>>27688017
I probably wouldn't even mind it that much if they weren't so in your face about it desu
I'm a Italian with some chink, spaniard, and mick genes so I can't really go off on race mixing.....But even though I don't hate black people, I wouldn't let my daughter date one unless he was really pathetic and wimply like Urkel tier or some shit.
>tfw /soc/ gives rates you as 2/10
>going to soc in the first place
>>27687781
post your face lets see it
>>27687781
I feel sorry for you, Anon. I couldn't bear something like that.
cutting is a meme just like nofap
how the fuck is cutting yourself supposed to make you feel better?
cutting literally serves one purpose, and one purpose only:
to get attention.
It's a rush, it kills boredom, it creates a feeling when there is lonely, it's a quick way of producing aestheticly pleasing blood. Plenty of people cut you just don't know because they cut the top of their thighs.
>>27687619
>when there is lonely
Lol, when there is none I meant
releases endorphins
Look at my cat dab
>>27687497
is this a meme
is this a cat meme
>>27687497
HEEEEEE DABBIN'
>>27687497
Looks like he's throwing seven different kinds of smoke
>just took a colossal shit
>it's a no-wiper
>flush the toilet, pray that the enormous log goes down
>flushing begins
>all is going well
>BLOCKAGE
>water level rising
>approaching bowl rim
>water pressure rises enough to force the shit blockage through
>water level falls
>didn't even need to use the plunger
>all is well in the world
Who /comfy/ here?
>yesterday
>have to take huge shit
>can't get it out
>fucking hurts
>try to grab it with toilet paper and pull it out
>can't fucking do it
>decide to say fuck and it push with all my power
>finally shit falls into toilet
>look down
>it's all dark and extremely thick
>wipe
>no shit, just blood
>for some reason, this didn't bother me at all
>>27687464
>>27687901
>still going poo in 2016
Fucking plebs desu
>>27687901
What the fuck do you eat senpai?
>Be browsing the cereal aisle of a grocery store
>2 cute girls and browsing next to me
>Get an idea
>Pick up a box of captain crunch and drop it on my foot
>Start screaming in pain and fall down
>The 2 girls ask if im ok
>I tell them I think I broke my foot
>Hand one of them my phone and tell them to put their number in it so I can have a witness when I sue
>They drop my phone and walk away
>I get back feeling sad, realizing im to igly to get a woman
>I walk out the store and go home and cry
I fucking hate girls, they are all whores who cant look past looks.
>>27687458
What a beta bitch thing to do
You should have known you were too ugly to pull it off.
>>27687458
I highly doubt this happened
What are your interests, /r9k/?
>tfw no qt who would love to sit and hear me sperg out about the Napoleonic Wars and French Revolution
Philosophy, Literature, Metal, Guitar, Drinking, and Pleb-tier Anime
inb4 someone calls me a fedora lord
I know lots about 50s and 60s garage music, proto-punk, and punk music (though I don't care much for any of its modern iterations except for stuff like Death Grips, but that's more punk ethos than actual punk)
My main interest in life is film. I try to watch a new one every day. I am mainly into so called "genre" or "exploitation" films, from 50s sci fi to the Italian splatter movies of the 80s. I know a lot about what most would consider fairly obscure genres.
I actually went on a date last week with a girl who studies film at uni. I tried talking with her about movies but she said she only likes capeshit and Pixar. She didn't even know who Dario Argento was.
>>27687512
>I tried talking with her about movies but she said she only likes capeshit and Pixar.
Your date confirmed subhuman.
does anyone have that pic of eggmans transition? i need ir for uhh science
transegg
>>27687482
Is that real? It can't be real.
>>27687482
thanks anon!
have this rare eggman as my appreciation
I'm looking for fellow prison gays to be prison gay with.
>tfw might actually be fucking a crossdresser tonight
how did I reach this point?
>>27687378
I hope that goes well for you!
>>27687319
I've been thinking of it! but to sperg to talk to anyone
Any cute girls here who wanna talk to another girl?
>>27687316
> like anyone would fall for this
lel nice try bro
>>27687316
But anon, that would be too lewd, I'm just a cute little girl, it wouldn't be right...
>>27687316
>Any cute girls h-
No.
>"Remember that song we used to listen to when we were just teenagers in middle school? You had that cheap stereo in your room, and I'd come over after school and we'd lock ourselves there, listening to our favorite songs together. We'd lie on your bed and stare at your ceiling fan and think and talk out loud to each other. We used to talk so much about so much stupid shit. I loved it there... I miss you anon..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZVwnj5NqyY ]
>"A-anon... I like it here. Just lying under the covers with you. Satiating in each others warmth, feeling each others heart-beats, syncing our rhythms of life together. I love it here. You are everything that I imagined you to be, like in the stories, but better. I love you anon. Please, never leave. Just stay under the covers with me till sunrise..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVZUBMUekck ]
>"A-anon. I feel like I was born in the wrong life time. The world I live in now sickens me to death. I hate it. Everyone is so selfish and wrong and evil and degenerate, it hurts to have hope for any of them... I feel so alone in this world. why anon. am i being delusional? am i the crazy one? a-anon... i feel so alone."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JdqsHH4iBc ]
>"Anon!!! You're up! I did the dishes and i'm making breakfast for you! Did you wake up from the smell of the bacon? It looks so yummy. And I made some eggs, and there's fresh orange juice too! Just want you to have a good start to your day anon! I love you! ...."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBOVkptjJhE ]
>tfw I started the "trap" meme
doubtful
post pics
>>27687251
SHUT IT DOWN
oy vey
>>27687424
>post pics
of what?
How do I get a gf? I'm 26 and tired of being alone.
>>27687177
force yourself out of your comfort zone to socialize more, then just keep doing it no matter what
you may/may not be capable of this. routine is hard to break
>>27687177
op
just bee urself
u came to the wrong place. try /adv/
