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Hey fellow robots! I made this thread yesterday and it was pretty popular. So drop in, share a story or pic and if you're close to the 44077 area and want to explore with us, leave an email!
I also saw quite a few people that were urbex virgins that wanted to start doing it but weren't sure how to. That got me thinking. My friend and I have been pursuing this hobby since we were around 11 years old. We are 22 now and still going strong! We talked it over and we decided that we want a solid crew of likeminded people to urban explore with us.
We know of dozens and dozens of places that we have explored already and hundreds more that we haven't! So to get this rolling, we are looking for people 18+ (Most of our treks take place in the middle of the night and the last thing we need is someone underage getting busted for curfew.) You have to be in shape. We are not looking for 300 pound spergs. I'm not trying to offend anyone here, it's just that we hike for miles and miles in pretty rough terrain to get where we are going and I know overweight people probably can't do that. Another must is that you know the risks or urban exploration.
Methheads/cops/getting hurt on site/tresspassing are some of the dangers. I personally have never had issue with any police and have never seen any homeless people/methheads on site.
We are located in the 44077 area of Painesville, Ohio and do most of our exploration within 80 miles with some exceptions. So if you really want to start urban exploring and you fit the criteria and live close, please fill this out.
>Age
>Area code
>Email address (throwaways are fine, I just need to be able to contact you.
And that's it! Urban exploration is one of the best hobbies out there for the modern day explorer. You get to go to places that haven't had human contact in a long time. You learn some history about the places you go. I really look forward to hearing from you guys!
I doubt you will have any luck getting robots to leave their houses. Especially to go into dangerous situations
>>27690877
Try /x/ if you haven't already cause I cba to check their catalog
They love this shit
>>27691697
I will most likely end up having to do that. I really would prefer people from this board though. Back in the day, I met up with some Gentleman and we camped out on a hospital. I had to move and lost the group but it was perfect while it lasted.
tobay garnmuthr left me 20$ dolar for dibner, i hab ga berreeto with hot chikgne. i wrobe it doun too rembeber
waht did uou hab bor digner?
>>27690838
Fuck off retard
ogloc
>>27690863
tahs not viby nicr...
don't go anywhere little buddy! we enjoy you here. glad you had a good meal. i cooked up some left over bacon we had in the fridge that was about to go bad, some corn, and a bunch of rice. it was tasty. I got tons left over for tomorrow, too!
Who's more r9k?
>>27690837
making a choice would be extremely painful
bane did things because he was ordered to for the most part.
joker did stuff because he was a lunatic and just wanted to see the world burn...so to speak. r9k in a nutshell
>>27691017
Who ordered bane?
Who is the worst tripfag iyho?
(In your honest opinion)
Best?
Are they all shit?
I'm new here. Do any of them have a certain thing they're known for? Are any worth knowing? Some boards like s4s have very particular namefags who almost play characters and are very consistent with their posts. Does r9k have any memorable trips?
namefag master race (^:
bumping with my new tripcode
i made this trip to rate people's bait
>tfw no tsinelas snapping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, lamesa wiping, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
EVERYDAY
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if you expended half as much effort trying to find a gf as you do making these threads you'd have about 3 gf's by now
are you black or asian? that's literally your only excuse. filipinas go apeshit for cock that isn't asian or black.
>tfw white men like the ugliest asian girls.
I call to you r9k, I ask you this one question of utter importance.what animes are you watching robots?
>>27690657
The only one worth watching.
I am currently watching Great Teacher Onizuka
None at the moment.
2d asses are nice
not as nice as 3d asses. 3d asses can envelop and control your face. 2d asses can't do that.
>>27690659
Yeah but that won't happen to anyone on this board.
2D butts however have a possibility of doing it.
The waifu age is approaching quickly anon.
>>27690699
i want to plug into the matrix and have giantess anime girls hurt me with their butts
This guy is fucking Katya as we speak.
I dont know what to feel. Anger at the fact that such a beta can be fucking a girl of her tier and im still a virgin, or hope because fuck, look at this beta fucking a girl of her tier while she definitely has Chads chasing after her
>>27690611
>pokes hole in condom
>forces wedlock
>divorces a week after
>takes his belongings from lack of prenup
>forces him to pay child support
>ignores the child besides basic needs
be glad it's him, anon
Thats why your a virgin OP.
>>27690611
OP just remember that even if you haven't stuck your dick in a girl, those girls that laugh at you probably haven't stuck their dicks in a girl either. So they're no better than you.
Netflix is awesome and all with by-mail rental but nothing beats the feel of walking into your local blockbuster and renting a movie
Talking about movies, isn't VHS the best? I know what DVDfags say but VHS is just the real shit
Did you guys hear about that shooting in Colorado?
>>27690570
No, haven't heard of it?
Where was it?
>>27690554
No one preferred VHS when DVD came out.
Guys, I don't know what to do anymore. I HATE my blondish redish hair. It's preventing me from living life.
If I see a hot brunette girl in class I think "she would never want a disgusting ginger blond faggot like myself"
wat do?
Looks like you're going to have to kill yourself, seems like things are never going to get better
>>27690455
You're not alone, everyone hates them. Just simply annoying to look at.
I honestly find gingers disgusting beyond words. I'd rather fuck a nigger than a ginger.
WHERE ALL DA BLONDE LABS AT??
she's only 4 you pedo
smash dat bark button
he din-doggy- du nuffin
I just came in a girls vagin
>>27690432
That's nice. I want Timmy Ho's.
>>27690432
someone actually saved one of my creations
Did u smash ur anime pillow again?
ITT: Ultra autism
>Be me
>Be talking to a girl via Skype
>Tell her that she need to mute herself cuz parents
acutallyjustfapping.webm
>Roll up Facebook
>Got the little skype window of her in the corner
>She just looking around killing time
>Start wanking to sexy pics
>Beginning to climax
>Decide to say something to pretend it's more intimate
>"[Girls name] I'm cumming, I'm cumming for yoooooou"
>emphasis on the "you"
>Look at the skype window
>She looks shocked for some reason
>I check and forgot to mute myself
Mygodwhyhaveyouabandonedme.jpeg
>Instantly hang up the call
I'm literally about to kill myself. She keeps messaging me that it was okay and that she's fine with it, but we all know that's a lie.
>>27690418
>I'm literally about to kill myself.
yep, that's right about your only option
sluts always tell, you can bet that by tomorrow half your shared friends will know
Kill yourself on Skype for her. It's the only way.
>she's probably flattered
>if you didn't apologize profusely she might have given you alpha points for it
WHEN I DIE, FUCK IT, I WANNA GO TO HELL
CAUSE I'M A PIECE OF SHIT, IT AIN'T HARD TO FUCKING TELL
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
GOD'LL PROBABLY PUT ME ON SOME REAL STRICT SHIT
NO SLEEPIN ALL DAY, NO GETTIN MY DICK LICKED
>>27690407
was biggie actually depressed?
have you ever known a girl with huge tits that cut them off?
Yes.
I don't have pictures anymore.
A lot of women with large breasts have a very high risk of breast cancer.
Also she pretty much had hypertrophy of her breasts which could have caused lots of pain and frustration.
She looks so dumpy now
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