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is it a good idea to take melatonin nightly?
i;ve been doing so for the past week now
Yes it is. Your body will stop making its own melatonin and you won't be able to fall asleep without melatonin supplements.
>>27693263
I don't believe it. I take melatonin every other night, and I'm still alright on the nights that I don't need it.
Do you have a reliable citation for that claim?
>>27693235
hydroxyzine is 1000% better m8
>too afraid to schedule a doctor's appointment despite the fact that if i don't go, i may very well die from neglecting symptoms i'm currently experiencing
i haven't seen a doctor in 4 years
god damn it
god damn it
You'll probably be okay. Just do what I do and self-medicate with over the counter drugs and booze.
Last time I went to the doctor, I was diagnosed with polycystic kidney disease and told my kidneys were already beginning to fail.
That was 5 or 6 years ago and I've done nothing but neglect my health further, if not outright damage it with drug and alcohol abuse.
Hedonism is easier when you know you only have dialy dialisys in your future anyway.
>>27693085
I need to do the same thing except with a dentist
wew
fuck this make your own appointments bullshit
Why the fuck do we keep coming here
because we have no one else
For Eliza threads.
Nowhere else to go, man.
dunno why I'm here or why I just thought of this, but do people still call each other posers? I graduated highschool in 2005 and poser was thrown around a whole lot. Especially amongst the punkers and skateboarders. It was basically like calling someone a faggot on 4chan.
>your decks a Zero? fuckin poser
>you like Black Flag AND NOFX? FUCKING POSER
>listening to Bouncing Souls: ever. POSER
>you let that scene slut who loves Good Charllote suck your dick? FUCKING POSER. SHE SUCKED MY DICK TOO
>>27692911
My favorite Punk Rock band is the bee gees
this was a real problem for me when i was a kid because i wore vans because they were in style, but i didnt skateboard, so everyone called me a poser and i was ostracized. elementary school social structure was brutal because it wasn't enough that you weren't in with the popular kids, they had to put you down because of it too
>>27692911
>Liking NOFX
>Having shit taste
>Getting upset when people tell you you're gross for fucking dirty scene girls
>Listening to any band called Bouncing Souls
It's like you enjoy things in your booty.
All memes aside, what kind of males (besides complete chads) are non-completely-degenerate sluts attracted to?
Let's say you're 22 and in college, what kind of looking guys do you see around with cute girlfriends?
What are the basic aesthetics females are looking for in a male? Good jaw? What kind of nose, mouth, etc?
How important are eyes for females? Do they hold an important part in attraction?
chiseled jaw, nice hair, broad shoulders an d tall with a nice smile
God this post is so cringe.
Faggot clothes, meme hair, tall.
Do you like big booty qt Dominican chicks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW0y-U0vBHs
>tfw no light-skinned black gf who desperately wants to be white
>>27692838
well if she has light skinned then she actually is part white
bumping for the appreciation of big booty Dominican girls
>shave beard
>look like a child
>afraid to go outside now
what do?
Is your anxiety flaring up?
R u afraid that every1 is gonna look at u and laugh?
Get over urself or just kill yourself. you're not as important as you think.
go outside because nobody cares about your ugly face anyway
>>27692827
>>27692835
thanks anons, I feel a lot better now
You're a cuck if you masturbate to porn
Think about it
You're a neckbeard if you post on r9k
think about it
Nah because you aren't invested in that woman, you just searched ASS FUCK MILF on a porn site
Deffo a cuck if you pay for porn however
You're a normie if you're you.
Think about it
Who /virgin/ here? How has it impacted your life?
>Be me, 25 year old virgin
>New yet not new guy starts working at my work(he used to be there before me and came back)
>Hes a good worker but talks alot of smack to get people riled up
>Ends up calling me a virgin because he suspects it
>I don't really respond properly so he knows its true now though I never admitted to it
>Ends up telling everyone at work im a virgin (its a car dealership so we have a fuck ton of people)
>Now my nicknames have a virgin pronoun added onto it
>Now everyone keeps asking me if I am "frustrated" and need to let some steam out
>constant sexual innuendo jokes
>I don't want to be alive anymore
Who cares. Hire a hooker if you really want to meet some arbitrary standard that is expected of you.
>>27692665
Rape him. Kill 2 birds with one stone.
![tumblr_nvkgy0sMp31rlr6l4o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DDzjTvT.jpg "tumblr nvkgy0sMp31rlr6l4o1 1280[1]")
I'm turning 23 in a few days. It's really crunch time for me to be honest. Still a virgin. Still Obese. Still a depressive-anxious mess. Still no friends, let alone partner of any kind. Doing poorly in college and with work because all I want to do is lay around and sleep.
Life doesn't feel like living. And hasn't since around 2011 at least. I would have probably killed myself by now without my parent's neetbux. I used to be majorly depressed where I would sob all day and physically ache. I can be thankful that has subsided and all I feel is a numbness.
I know I have undiagnosed High Functioning Autism. Thinking about going to a psychiatrist to prescribe me some drugs to help with focus and the anxiety. Should I do it?
I get picked on by my friends for being an autistic Weeaboo who loves loli cat girls. Can anyone relate?
Well I can relate to liking loli cat girls.
The other stuff, not so much.
why would you tell your friends about this? do you want jail
>>27693770
I wouldn't mind. I'm open about what I like.
>go to craigslist
>offer free room and food
>???
>get pussy
Wish me luck guys! Just posted mine. Should i change anything?
>As long as you stay
You fucked up. Should have offered it for 1 day or 1 night.
Women can get free food anywhere, you need to give them money too. Also this >>27692642
>>27692624
You managed to actually write that in a non-creepy way, but maybe because it's off this board that I am biased. Don't force more then cuddles when you're not saying that, play it off like companionship and don't be toooooo forward or it gets weird. Also be liberal with pics of you/more details within reason if she asks. Just imo, good luck
>sitting in class when Chad invites me to come hang out with him and his Chad and Tyrone friends
>i have literally never said a word in class
>no idea why anyone would want to hang out with me let alone Chad
>"s-sure man! I'd love t-to"
>heart is racing as he gives me the details on this hangout
>Friday night
>take the bus to Chad's apartment
>knock on the door
>heart pounding
>chad answers
>"Hey robot! Come on in!"
>settle in
>everyone is treating me like I'm their friend and being nice
>they keep giving me drinks
>realize I am a cuteboy
> get paranoid and run to the bathroom
>type this out
Whats happening robots? Am i gonna get rammed by a mob of chads and tyrones?i am really scared right now
Just relax and try not to spill too much spaghetti
I highly doubt that any of them are attracted to you they probably just want to get to know you
>>27692629
4chinz good seal of approval given to u
they're gonna tie you down and do chad shit to you like piss on you and shit on you a film it and show it to the other chads and stacies and you'll be forever remembered as the little faggot you likes gay shit
you should say that you've got to go before they get a chance.
Are video games the most reprehensible hobby?
>>27692418
No.
Now please die
>>27692418
what is that picure supposed to represent?
Drug use is, I'll be damned if it isn't fun though
Slippery ass slope
>>27692455
big fat meanie
>tfw cheated on her again
Why the fuck does monogamy have to be so fucking hard.
>>27692384
Good job bro. FUCK women
i cant stop myself from having sex with all these beautiful women. help me
reee
and so on and so forth
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Paul 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Friday at work. I have no pictures yet.
This really wasn't good enough to be reposted.
You saw a weird girl on the train, and this becomes "possible gf"?
>>27692359
Talk to her, never face your shoulders towards her and talk about normal shit, news and announcements , the emotional stuff , talk about movies and get a date
