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Do you need lube when fapping with foreskin?
friend said he has foreskin but it hurts to fap without lube.
>been fapping since i was 10 without lube
>never hurts
i guess it depends how you want to fap, you're friend may be doing it weirdly
most uncut guys fap by sliding the forskin up and down over the head, with no direct contact to the head itself
however it is painful for us to experience dry friction on the head, so if your friend is leaving the skin rolled back and instead sliding his hand directly over the head then yes he would require lube
he may be doing this if he has an extremely short or tight forskin and he cannot easily slide it back and forth over the head when erect
Well I can't pull my foreskin past my head and touching bare head hurts like shit. But jacking off by rubbing up and down doesn't hurt at all.
>>27687132
You don't unless you do something retarded like sliding DRY foreskin on DRY dick head. This shit hurts. I for example pull foreskin back entirely and only touch the base of the head with it, one of the most sensitive spots. Also pulling foreskin back to the max so skin would be stretched on the head. Stuff like this feels amazing.
Dick which is most of the time hidden in the foreskin dries on the air after longer time so if you don't fap for hours you don't need lube.
What is exactly a "robot"?
What defines you as one?
it's a meme. a robot is anybody who actively posts here for any period of time.
>>27686955
a very limiting and censoring hyper-self-awareness
>>27686955
here are the requirements to be a robot
>must browse /r9k/
>cant be a women by any means
>virgin
>below 6'2 or higher than 6'6
>no more than 5 close friends
>cant socialize easily or chooses not to
these is pretty much it just dont be a normie
Why not focus on making a ton of money and everything will just be fixed?
He was already a normie before he made a ton of money tho come on.
>>27686972
How so?
This is his current wife. he traded the old one for the newer model. Also he had his first wife birth 5 sons for him via IVF
twins + triplets.
man is a legend.
>>27686949
How did this nigga grow hair?
So many pyramid schemes have been aimed at women with nothing better to do.
In the old days, it was Mary Kay Cosmetics and Tupperware parties.
Now, it's Beach Body, Herbalife, sometimes Barre classes, and the latest one to shit up my normiebook is called "It Works!"
What other pyramid schemes are there? And why are women such an easy target for Shekelsteins?
>>27686859
Those aren't pyramid schemes. There is a product.
>>27687182
And their salespeople are happy to tell you how you, too, can be a licensed dealer of product! Are you ready to finally make your OWN money? Be your OWN boss?
A rose by any other name...
>>27687232
No it literally isn't a pyramid scheme. That's a term with a real meaning.
This is multi level marketing. There is a product involved. There are hundreds of them and they cater to men and women.
>sitting at desk
>accidentally start to piss myself
>feels too good to just stop
>end up pissing myself in my chair
I think I might just kill myself tonight. Tonight's a good night for that.
>>27686792
Are you 90 years old? Or is this the beginning of your new piss fetish adventure?
>>27686875
I'm 24. I fucking hate myself.
>>27686902
It's ok, piss-anon. No one's gonna find out anyway.
>Hey im a robot too!!!
>is white and >5'10"
when will this 'whites can be robots' meme die? i have not seen an average white male not be able to have a loving relationship with various non whites. non white are literally the only robots, end of story.
Im white and earn minimum wage and a kissless virgin
White is the only robot race, ya silly ethnic. How else could they fail to live up to their expectations when all non-white enter the world as sub-humans?
It's true. Whites and non midgets are all that matters. Look at the fucking picture. He actually put some effort into life. The girl is a skinny fat dumb whore when never seen the inside of a gym in her life.
Why are these disgusting pedophiles allowed on omegle? why are they allowed in society?
Why does Omegle have pictures of branches and trees when you save a convo
>>27686877
It's a watermark
>>27686889
why do they add it? you can take out the omegle logo completely and nobody knows what the fuck branches mean
Would you willingly be turned gay if it meant youd find true love?
>>27686671
>Would you willingly be turned gay if it meant youd find true love?
Sure.
i think most of us would prefer to be gay if we could help it.
>>27686671
At this point, I'd seriously consider it.
>*smacks lips profusely*
What did he mean by this?
WE WAS WOLVES N SHEIT
>>27687267
kek, hilarious
>>27686644
i love when puppers lick their lips
FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUTTA MY CAGE
You're still trapped in a cage of emotion.
>>27686632
Read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book.
>>27686672
I don't remember this part of the song.
>tfw can't reproduce asexually
>>27686592
I don't know that feel.
>original
>>27686625
>27686625
every one knows that feel faggot
unless your a fucking flower
Why would you want this? How does this benefit you at all? If your such a NEET beta cuck that you can't find a mate with which to produce offspring, why would you want the responsibility? Plus, it's going to have all your character flaws and live just as shit a life as you, if not worse.
0/10 get some better feels
>tfw too depressed to fap (slang for masturbate)
>>27686528
what does masturbate mean though?
>>27686528
use my mouth then dude
>>27687498
fuck off slut
>>27686528
use my mouth instead cutie :3
Anyone with OCD here?
I have severe OCD. Spend my whole day doing compulsions, it forced me to drop out of school and prohibits me from leaving my house. My father hates me for having OCD and treats me like shit as a result. Feel like a prisoner in my own mind, want to kill myself 24/7.
Any other OCDfags out there?
Only when I'm on speed. Then I'll spend like 5 hours obsessively arranging stuff. It's crazy.
>>27686533
that's weird. does it bother you or do you enjoy the arranging of things when on speed?
>>27686509
I used to be on meds at 18
It died down after 25
my compulsions will flare up under stress but I can manage them and calm down
I do notice I still do some rituals out of habit since the movements where programmed hard having them through childhood.
It gets better over time op
try st johns wort if you are not taken any-other meds
hack blastard is a normalfag. pic is a conversation he had with another trip.fuck all normalfags
>caring enough to make a threadit was obvious from the start
>>27686493
Only normies fell for Hacks robot act.
>skype
>robot
Pick one
>told my psychologist about the delusions and paranoia and voices
>immediately scheduled a meeting with a psychiatrist for tomorrow
>tfw meds are a meme.
They don't work when your life is fucked up.
>>27686465
Almost everyone recognizes hearing voices as a sure sign of mental illness
Get on Latuda. You'll thank me later.
