>Make a stupid and cringe-worthy post
>"You must wait longer to delete this post."
>"You must wait longer to delete this post."
>"You must wait longer to delete this post."
>"You can't delete this post"
>caring about the fucking internet
>>27685274
>Actually fucking caring
Kill yourself.
Nigga you're on fucking r9k.
Who /24/ here?
I just turned it today and I have yet to change my hikikomori ways.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iGs3DnQt7cQ
>>27685267
Me since Jan, it only gets worse after your b day.
>>27685267
Happy birthday anon
You can make it, if you just make a start
>>27685267
I will be 25 in July. I am also hiki. What do you do with your time OP?
>tfw I just got my Associate in Arts degree
I did it, I fucking did it. $60,000 annual salary and bonuses here I come. It will be so worth the 6 years and $10,000 I spent.
Who else /madeit/ here?
>>27685161
Would you kindly please GET OUT and shut the door on your way
>associates degree
>6 years
Fucking retard
>art degree
I literally had the same thought when i graduated with this useless degree
Ask a professional catfish anything
About to eat so be patient
Pic related
Do you honestly think people will believe you here?
>>27685144
Catfish? More like fat-fuck
>>27685144
>what do you use to post on underwater?
>how do you type? do you use your fins or those barbel whisker things?
>are you a river catfish or do you live in pond or a lake?
>are you ever tempted by bait?
*SPLRRBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
didn't think I'd see you today lad.
All toot sniffers are absolutely degenerate
>tfw she fart so hard you can feel the gas passing over your nose and lips
I've missed you, fart-anon. Please never leave the front page again.
>At work stocking shelves
>Look up
>A group of young people are recording me on their phones and giggling
why are you deformed or something
>>27685060
any idea what they were giggling about OP?
>>27685088
this, are you really fat or something?
Did you smile and do a dance for the camera?
>live with parents, khv, NEET-turned-reluctant-wagecuck
>order steak sandwich and other food for to go for family on my way home from wagecuckery
>two drunk women at the bar
>one started talking to me and then the other
>both in their 50s, I'm 26
>they told me that some other young guy in his early 20s was hitting on them before
>they talked about how...
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>>27685045
Hope you wore protection anon
>>27685045
>started lighting matches from my matchbook to impress them
what
other than that, good job anon. this gives me hope.
>>27685081
I did. Used condom I found along the highway
I'm working on an idea to explain the origin of Normieism vs Robotism.
Please vote to help me gather data.
http://strawpoll.me/7300016
nobody cares my dude
>inb4 everyone on here is actually underages
>>27684944
I'm also considering polling deep tumblr as well, they've certainly got quite a few robots and apprentice wizards of their own kind, but I figured I'd stick with more familiar territory for now, and work my way up to that since it will probably take some guile to get it working smoothly. If you have any suggestions on tactics, I'm all ears.
>>27684957
I dunno, I've already gotten 4 votes in the thirty seconds since I posted. Clearly...
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>Stop watching porn/jerking off
>Start eating right, drinking plenty of water, getting the right amount of sleep and working out
>Find a profession to become successful in and go for it
If you do all of this you are guaranteed to get a girlfriend. Also, if you give yourself a purpose in life like a higher goal that isn't about getting into a relationship or simply getting laid you'd be feel better. The true man should have pursuits other than seeking companionship/sex...
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>>27684907
you're full of shit
you're so full of shit that your shit is full of shit
>>27684931
You refuse to accept this because you're too lazy to do any of this, face it.
>>27684964
No, I refuse to accept it because I did it and it didn't work.
These self improvement threads are all shit, because once you finally complete everything it tells you to do, you're no better off than you were before, and now there's no comforting lie that things can get better.
WHEN THE TRUTH IS FOUND
>>27684836
TO BEEEE LIES
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE EVER DOOOO
I AINT NO SENATORS SON
would you
I know I would
I would not bother finding the hole between her legs, but I've made out and came on tits of girls who looks (almost) as fat as this.
Just because she's fat, doesn't mean she can't suck your cock. The only thing that matters here is how she smells.
Yes. Would love to see that belly bouncing as I fuck her.
I honestly probably would
Reminder that when you masturbate to trap doujin you are supposed to self-insert as the guy fucking the trap, NOT as the trap.
No I'm not it's my choice!
>>27685100
Anon STOP. You have to stop.
W-who would self insert as the trap? That's gay!
Is this body hot enough for R9K?
It's basically perfect
M A N
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.v2
>>27684798
Why we have so many trannies and tranny posts on this board?
Have I been shitposting alongside trannies all those years?
Are you all trannies?
Am I a tranny myself too and I don't know?
What's going on here?
Was it moot's fault?
>>27684798
That ribcage is fucking ridiculous, plus he's holding in his belly
Did anyone else think one of the lyrics in "All Star" was "Million otter Da Vinci, Da dada da da da, dadada da?" I need to know. It always sounded like that.
Bump anyone Hgfdsa
Bumparino.com
I need a response please.
1. All of your 4chan posts from the last year become public and pretty much front page news. Everyone in the world knows exactly what you've posted on 4chan in the last 12 months.
2. Spend ten years in prison in solitary confinement, however you are allowed whatever books you want to read and once you get out no one holds any ill will toward you.
>>27684738
The latter. I might aswell kill myself and nuke the world if my posts become public.
1. Because im not an edgelord.
>>27684738
The first one. I stand by my shitposts. I'd choose the second one if I had access to internet and a nice computer as well.