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>reply to thread with opposing opinion
>endless replies
>BTFO each one of them with hard facts
>threads start popping up calling people with opposing opinions shills
>cops ask if i knew I ran though that stop sign 2 blocks away
>say no
>I knew I did
>Mummy tells me not to use up the rest of the milk in the fridge
>Start making cereal
>job co-coordinator says they have "great news" and that theyve found me a new job
>decline it
also
>boss scheduled me to come into current job an hour early today, figure this may be the start of him trying to force me to do more hours as i only do 4 a day
>dont come in even though i looked at the schedule, gonna play it off as not being used to new schedule
>tfw no money original content
>tfw I inherited hundreds of thousands of dollars and blew it all now im broke
>>27680297
Why are only cucks that manage to waste hundreds of thousands of dollars the only people who seem to inherit money. I fucking hate this.
>>27680347
When you dont spend a long time and struggle to make the money and you just get it all at once you devalue things quickly.
Money loses its value and you get careless and wasteful. You get trapped in a cycle of self destruction and the money just goes.
It really is shit.
i was posting here and i got a "The page at http://google.com says: Cannot contact recaptcha. Check your connection and try again"
>>27680191
im more interested in whats happening in that pic, could you give me some details, whats there relation ship?
hahahaha mootblox
That's nothing out of the ordinary. Just refresh the captchas.
Who would you rather be?
A rich CEO chad, who is tall and handsome and knows everyone, with lots of money and girls, but is a shitskin.
Or
A friendless, kissless virgin NEET who is White.
Rich shitskin every day
I would choose the shitskin, it's literally the best.
Money, bitches, connections and the ability to frame yourself as the victim.
OG as fuck.
The KHV neet white virgin desu
Once and for all, what is superior: Regular or side ponytails?
>>27680178
Twin tails are top tier
>>27680204
this
regular is shit
Side ponytail is far superior.
Hi /r9k/. I turn 32 today. I'm celebrating by making this thread.
Happy birthday, OP
I hope it's going well
happy birthday, appreciate your contributions as a r9k poster.
>>27680314
>>27680231
Thanks faams. I mostly shitpost but sometimes dump qts.
>neglected brain for years
>lost a great deal of intelligence
>constantly aware of how stupid i am
Is there anything worse than this?
Horrible. Most people don't realize it
It doesn't matter where you started, only how much progress you make with what you have.
Childhood is out of your control, so stop worrying about it.
>>27680171
What's your IQ, OP?
If its 120+ then you can still pick up information with relative solidarity.
I'm so fucked up robots. please help me
>be me
>get out from working
>tired as fuck
>can't even stand in ground
>mother gonna go feed cats
>i'm killing some time on 4chinz
>however go to sleep
>middle of sleep
>i see myself to give blowjob to my coworker in my dream
>horny as fuck
>get out
>try to bj with my mother
>she like "h-however weirdo. gtfo. i'm gonna feed cats"
>i literally said "k then"
>go to sleep back
the fucked up thing is. i don't know it is real or dream. i mean i can totally feel my dick but i was totally unconscious. how fucked up i am? how i'm gonna tell i'm was uncouncious? i hope this is was a just a nasty fucking dream. i'm sweating to melt now.
fucking help.
p-pls respond. i'm so fucked up
If you didn't get out from working, then mother would still have fed to the cats. Quite clearly there is many oversight in your stories. Firstly, what kind of coworker would have gotten blowjob and not been talked to you about it? If you are in seriousness, I would suggest talked to coworker about blowjob. If he not suspecting you, then maybe you could arrange blowjob. Or you could talk mother blowjob and she could blowjob. But really you should blowjob cats. I hope this helping. Cats blowjobs.
>>27680267
>what kind of coworker would have gotten blowjob and not been talked to you about
it is the female coworker i have been flirting over months.
and i can't do that to my mom wtf
How's that new year resolution going?
>>27680136
I never did any new year's resolutions, seen as I am not a faggot.
>>27680136
Actually well, I've successfully kept up at going to the gym 4-6 days a week.
literally failed at everything but at least I can say I tried
My plan was to enter the college, find a job, enter a gym and learn an instrument with the money from the job
>reject from college
>no one hires me
>no money to gym
>learning guitar with shit youtube videos
>tfw 26 year old kissless, hugless, fuckless, handholdless virgin
Is anyone a bigger loser than me?
>>27679973
Yeah, the millions of men who have died of old age with those same stats.
>>27679973
>hugless
well I'll be damned I can't compete with this
>>27680005
>Yeah, the millions of men who have died of old age with those same stats.
suddenly I realize life is a game and no longer give a fuck.
But she's not. Women have no soul.
>>27679968
don't cry
FOR U LOSING
>>27679968
women hate thread nao
here's a random thing from my huge folder
>>27680103
so basically Chads and women conspire to make most men into cucks due to the way they're genetically programmed?
might as well accept your place as keks now fellows..
>make eye contact with a female accidentally
>she almost instantly looks down/to the side
How can three seconds of events cause so much pain?
I know that feel all too well bro.
>accidentally catch girl's glimpse
>her eyes widen in shock that such an ugly motherfucker may actually be looking at her in lust
>she IMMEDIATELY looks away
>i look away a second after
>deep down my soul is wounded
>women still don't realize how evil they are and how casual shit like this can ruin what's little left of a man's pride/ego
>>27679915
What does it mean if a female holds eye contact?
>>27680371
>woman is not attracted to you
>she is evil
I really hope the FBI rounds up r9k users soon desu. Yall ticking time bombs.
Do guys prefer a girl's pubic hair to be shaved or full bush?
Depends on the guy, but you can't go wrong with shaped.
>>27679914
Shaved. Always
>>27679914
I prefer shaved lips but they can have a bush on top.
What's her name, brobots?Anna
>>27679903
Derpina x'D
>>27679903
I'm talking to an Anna now.
shan
>Look very Hispanic
>Dad is white
>Mom is Black Hispanic
>Don't speak a word of the language
>Dad asks me to help him installing cabinets
>Mexicans are everywhere because I live in Texas
>Whenever I try to speak Spanish, it has such a heavy accent attached that immediate disappointment flashes across the face of whoever I'm talking to
They ask me if I speak Spanish most of the time, and when I say "not a lot" they get pissed off. I feel like I'm throwing away an entire way of life, and I'm so far removed from it there is no salvaging it.
All that happened was I grew up in America. I couldn't even talk to the Mexicans/South Americans down the street from me because we were too different.
Has anybody else experienced this?
Spanish is a fucking stupid language. Good riddance
>>27679984
Dumbass detected
My parents are from two different countries. Many advantages but you will still be a bit outsiderish wherever you are
In country A I am the guy from B
In country B I am the guy from A
