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>be uncut, 8"
>jerk off like 7 times in a row and don't wash
>the smell next morning
>>27684120
Nasty Boy!
>>27684149
Don't say that it turns me on
>tfw will never be able to service big, uncut cocks stinky with cum, sweat, and smegma
>meet gril
>8/10, does crossfit, has nice ass
>I'm 5/10 max, somewhat fit, 5'6"
>instantly like her
>begin to fall in love after months of talking to her
>she flirts and sends hints all the time
>she is obviously interested
She literally just asked me via text if I've ever been in love with someone. I haven't been before now. What do.
inb4 crossfit hate
"until recently I haven't"
Be honest.
Holy shit, you're taking the bait. Do you want to take the bait?
Day 6 of no contact with oneitis.
Saw oneitis at the mall today, think she didn't see me.
Did not approach.
Man i've told you before STOP
>>27683982
Stop what, anon
originaru
>>27683954
OP
It's time to move on
It's time to get a new oneitis
So wud you?
You're gonna have to be more specific. I'd change into her physically if that's what you're asking.
>>27683837
dont know much about /cgl/ girls, she looks like an expensive procelain puppet in a dress.
>>27683837
Nah, not in a million years. She looks hideously bland and has a dumb face, I mean, I'm sure she could even be a nice girl, but she's wearing BURANDO exclusively and that is a really big red flag.
I truly believe that Elliot was a hero, not because of the people that he killed (which were just a bunch of normies), but because of the fact that he alerted the public to the underlying issues.
>If this is our only way to be heard, so be it.
And what exactly has changed since his "Martyrdom"?
Yeah OP i'm so glad that since Elliot all the beautiful blonde girls want to have sex with us robots
He's truly revolutionary
>>27683715
Normies are dead and so is he. People think the problem is gun control and not mental health issues.
Essentially, nothing.
>2009
>new girl arrives mid semester in college
>very friendly toward everyone
>Every dude hits on her
> friend introduces me, she takes a liking to me
>says I am funny, polite, etc
>go on many walks with her, hang out etc.
>tells me I am her favorite person
>actually ask her out after a month
>says it would make her sad if I liked her because everyone hits on her.
>still chill with her, but go after other girls at the same time
> she dates many fellows, and they all come to me with advice about her, she hates them all and only stays with them for a week at most
>one even flashed me her ass, but wasn't mad because it was only I saw.
>the list went on and on....
>she transfered out after a year,
>we still converse about life and our careers till this day
I've got tons of stories like this
what are your sentiments?
>>27683629
That's not getting cucked, fagotron. But I do have a greentext of my own though I was the one cucking some other guy
>meet girl
>turns out she already has a bf and is engaged
>hit it off pretty well
>at this point I'm so desperate I say fuck it
>start going on dates
>she's reluctant on kissing me or cuddling but gives in after a while
>she wants to leave her bf for me after some months
>know she'll probably cheat on me like she did to that cuck bf of hers
>I'm ready to call it off and cutting contact with her
>by pure chance she keeps going out with me while still with her bf
>end up having sex
>start having sex pretty regularly sometimes even 3 times a week
>comes to my place unannounced just to fuck
>at some point I'm fucking her doggystyle and her bf calls
>she goes "not right nooooooow" while moaning
>finish and she calls him while still naked
>after a while she ends it because she's getting married
>they're married now
dudes, I know someone else has been gotten kucked
>>27683949
For the record I feel pretty bad about doing this, could have gotten a gf instead of wasting 2 years cucking some dude but I was too desperate to say no at the time.
>Too ugly, poor and unpopular to get girls
>Masturbate for years till you get death grip effects
>penis is almost dead from death grip
>Go see hooker to lose my virginity and cant get my dick up no matter what...
Message to younger guys here, stop fapping, stop watching porn.
You'll end up like me, 25 year old virgin with 5'5 inch penis who can't get girls and can't even get it up for a drugged up Nigerian prostitute.
You'll die an ugly virgin.
>>27683625
>finally get a qt i work with to smash
>go round to hers and shes actually hot as fuck
>couldn't get it up
>buy viagra the next day
>fuck the everloving shit out of her
>lose virginity
or do that i guess.
i have slowed down on the fapping though
Very simple solution to your problem.
>>27683625
>5'5 penis
Awesome
Robots, a chad with what it seems like anger issues keeps bothering me, and calling me a faggot, and is making fun of me in any way.
I cry about this when I get home from college, and I really want to fuck him up. Like actually break him. Not physically (maybe a bit.), but mentally.
Im not asking for a personal army, but I need fucking ideas. What can I do to troll him into tears? My limits are that I cant leave the house because my mom will kick me out of the house.
Oh yeah he also has herpes so if you have any ideas for that....
>inb4 kill him
>inb4 beta uprising part X
Bump need ideas
>>27683575
how do you go to college if you're not allowed to leave the house?
>>27683575
op you are most likely far more intelligent and cunning than any chad would be, but i do not know much about mental and passive type warfare. i was never very creative. only tip i can offer is first to stop responding to him or giving him any attention, if that is possible.
chads are miserable faggots who can only tolerate their own shallow lives when feeding from attention given to them by others, so that should be the highest priority for you to work on.
i hope he gets what is deserved in the end.
I fucked up.
There's a 20/10 Stacey working at my favorite pizza place and I couldn't keep the eye contact game. I looked down at the ground.
She's comparable to this chick that's how hot she is. Her talking to me took me off guard and I managed to talk to her for almost 4 sentences.
>>27683556
>wahh i can't get the 10/10 stacey
>>27683581
I'm an old beaten looking dude. I really like their pizza
>>27683556
>>27683581
>>27683619
More like
>waaaah theres a ...
why am i wasting time shit posting in this shit thread that will go nowhere
>at bookstore
>mindlessly looking through the shelves just to get out of the house
>qt bookstore employee walks by
>make eye contact, she gives me a warm smile
>quickly look away
>bump into rack of shirts and knock some off
>she looks at me and chuckles
>run out of the store in embarassment
>get home and imagine life with bookstore qt
>realize she probably thought I was attractive, too bad I'm a sperg
>realize I could have salvaged the situation by just picking up the fucking shirts
>now I can never go back
>dream that I could "save" her from her minimum wagecuck job and we could travel the world together with my trust fund
>I do this with every single cute girl I meet
Why can't I just have a book-loving qt gf?
>>27683536
Can somebody please share in my fucking misery
shoulda done this op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm1qOT1FCzk
>>27683536
>Why can't i stop going head-over-heels for every woman that makes eye contact with me?
That's your problem.
And mine too...
Why you no into /middle-aged women/ yet r9k?
>Financially secure
>Mature, teaches you valuable life lessons, how to be a good romantic partner and person
>Less drama
>Body a bit used up but works great
>Many fun stories to tell
>Instinct to nurture and care are on overdrive
>Horny and good at sex
>>27683522
just like all women
they only want chad
>>27683522
Because I can't find any and I'm not old enough to go to bars.
Besides, older women only want chads.
>>27683576
>>27683587
this. Chad is into MILFs too, and he gladly gives them the casual sex that they desire. the whole point of Chad is that he is the alpha male with enough testosterone and sexual energy to satisfy ever woman on the planet over the course of a week. Chad makes us irrelevant in all forms of physical attraction, and women only value us for whatever non-sexual benefits we can give them
go ahead OP, try and pick up a MILF. if shes desperate enough to take you, she'll just go with it until she finds Chad
who /losingit/ here?
>can barely leave the house anymore
>overwhelming feeling that someone is following me
>lost the few people who actually hung out with me months ago because a voice in my head kept insisting they were lying and just pretending
>can't make any new connections because everyone is a liar and the only reason anyone becomes 'friends' is so they can use you for something
>people can't really care about each other
>always have a suspicious feeling about everyone and just know they're all talking about me as I walk down the street
How the fuck do people do this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder
Bad luck OP, you sound like a schizotypal.
>>27683544
I would say schizophrenia
>Trust me I'm a psychiatrist
>This is not a meme
>>27683544
>>27683627
I've kind of figured I was because I know one of my old friends told me he was worried about me and I know one of my aunts was diagnosed with it awhile ago.
>Man comes in to office
>Says he's depressed.
>Says life seems harsh and cruel.
>Says he feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. >Tell him treatment is simple.
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Instead? That sounds like the most effective treatment available for that patient. Good job doctor.
>>27683427
When Harold Shipman was putting the noose around his neck on January 13rd 2004, he had no idea that 12 years later he would become a meme
i love these threads, please dont stop making them.
i look foward to them every day
Imagine how that must feel.
>Too bad I will never experience it, because i am fucking deformed and have beta genetics.
Doesn't mean shit fag
Get a hooker like you should've a long time ago
I did a long time ago and it hasn't changed anything though
>>27683404
what are you talking about just get on craiglist and suck some old fags dick
its that easy smdh
>>27683404
OP why are you talking to yourself
Wait-- are there REALLY hetero males that aren't attracted to this?totally serious
>attracted to a coal burner
Where do you think you are cuck
>>27683403
No.
Just people who feel compelled to be normal
I don't. i can say that objectively she's pretty though.
