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So, I've noticed a good portion of this board has such a warped view when it comes to male-female relations.
Now there is a good amount of truth posted as well but there's also a ton of "wtf" posts.
From people believing that you need to be chad-looking to get a girl to the absurd belief that you need to be over 6 foot tall to get a girl-- there's just a ton of autistic bullshit.
So my question here is as follows:
Is most of the 4chin population a bunch of 13 year Olds with no practical experience with women?
Or a bunch of older guys with no practical experience?
Both?
Or is it just memes?
I don't remember this kind of autism back in the good ol days (pre-2008).
we're framing ourselves as disenfranchised victims of circumstance so liberals will provide us with government-issue girlfriends
R9k wasn't around back then. Women can't judge themselves accurately so of course they will say that we don't know.
>>27677349
So just memes?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOO
HAHAHAHAHA
POST MORE OF THE MEMES LIKE THIS ONE PLEASE ITT thread
>>27677174
Pepe should never have become smug.
If we ever make a good enough pepe replacement, we need to put the word "faggot" in the background of each image so facebook/instagram normies don't touch it.
We can't allow this anymore.
why can't they just leave us alone?
>>27678179
Normals will never touch Wojak because his plight is purely male and purely human. He speaks to a very specific demographic and thus alienates females
Have you ever actually used the front camera of your phone?
>>27677146
No because i hate myself and can't stand my faceWhat kind of stupid question is that?
>>27677185
Just hit the gym, man.
yeah, to check the damage
it wasn't as bad as i tend to imagine
still not attractive though
hello wagies
who /noodles and fishfingers/ here
>>27677093
Damn son you actually boiled water today?
>>27677093
Thisis a good example of a minimalistic yet fulfilling meal. Sometimes less is more.
>tfw even brain dead retarded women can get laid on Tinder and you can't
Fuck this planet.
>/r9k/ would hit this
>brain dead retarded women
fuck you
>>27677056
Looks like karma bit that roastie on the ass
WE Edition
Invited: Blacks, mixed-race, other minorities
Tolerated: White ppl
Not-Invited: racist white ppl / pigskin white devil crackaz
>tfw you appreciate the many contributions black people have made to society
Feels tolerant, man.
>>27677098
feels like you're an idiot
>>27676908
I look pretty white but I'm half brazilian, can I stay?
Why is Windows XP the best?
Windows 7 was peak windows.
because i have nostalgia from playing runescape on my windows xp laptop
>>27676901
>was
I hope you didn't upgrade like a good little goy.
>you will never post cute instagram selfies with your gf
>>27676843
>6102
>still falling for the 3d mayonnaise
Fucking hell familiare get it together
Honestly it bugs me more that I just can't be in social media pics with friends, let alone a gf.
>>27678184
Anyway you can post some street shit or flowers to instagram.
Would you foot fuck me? I'd foot fuck me.
Show penis in panties
No
Would tickle relentlessly regardless of gender though
>>27676834
Why are you posting the feet of a dead girl?
rate my girlfriend
i just got her a month ago
Gook/10
I haven't had sex with her yet but i plan to. how do i ask her?
That cat does not approve.
>Middle aged man comes into the surgery
>his car has broken down
>Mobile phone battery is also flat
>Wants me to give him my phone to call a mechanic
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
could this be that bad a death
like wouldn't you just go to sleep
>>27676910
The perfect way to die
>>27677397
How hard would it be to procure a lethal dose of morphine to kill myself with
There are more men than women being born worldwide, due to abortion of females.
The third world sends its excess men to the West, moving the gender disparity here.
Since women don't like white men anymore, pretty much all women will choose them over you.
So even though your family and countrymen didn't practice the abortion of females, you don't get to reap the benefits of it, the nonwhites do.
This is the world you live in. Thank your parents for not getting you an arranged marriage and raising your sister for absolutely no reason.
it was already a rigged game. you only need one bull for countless females
i thought there were 51% women on the planet, have I been fed a lie?
>>27676737
Women live longer into old age.
For people under 30, its like 53-47 male-female
Fucking r9k
>"I need a girl. Be gf plox"
>"Women are worthless"
>>27676614
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CHi_9sxj0
>being concerned with r9k enough to take time to point out its hypocrisy.
Go outside or do something else, nigga. Damn.
>>27676777
It's 2:30 in the morning. What am I supposed to do outside?
Whats the blackest thing you've ever done?
At my friends house, when he went to get milk & cookies I was poking around out of curiosity and found his pokeman card stash. I stole a few shinies and went home.
I felt remorse but my friend never found out/complained so I kept them.
Stole a ball that sticks to glass at a book fair in elementary school
/mischief/
You should give those back.
>same for pokemon cards but lost them in a move/mom sold them in yardsale when i was in school.
>had a yellow version that could not save. went to blockbuster to get a working one. switched the broken one with the working one when had to return it [still have it]
>stole last irl friend's brick gameboy and teal gbc [still have them]
>be me
>really old and really lonely
>last gf broke up with me due to falsified domestic assault charges
>decide to fall for the trap meme after reading a thread on /r9k/
>start banging tranny hookers left and right
>it eventually escalates to me blowing them and I even bottomed for one once
>hate myself for it but it feels so good to degrade myself like this
>eventually this is leaked online, bunch of people that I knew from my old job find out and start harassing me over the internet for it
>they're fucking vicious and I have to pretend like it doesn't matter to me
>get so fucking butthurt that I stay up all night defending myself on Twitter while drunk
>still in court due to last gf
>STILL bottoming for trannies and getting wasted this entire time to cope with my shitty failed life
>end up getting court order rehab
>sitting in my room and CRAVING tranny cock so much that I'm tearing out my luscious hair
>mfw
DON'T FALL FOR THE TRAP MEME
>>27676525
All I get from this post is...
>fell for the woman love me meme
>get money raped by a woman
>start liking traps
>finally start enjoying life
>other man jelly of me because they have their nagging women while I have boipuccy
>>27676525
what the fuck are you even doing man
This is why it's best to be a ghostly nonentity.
I have a job where I don't talk to anyone.
I have no contacts outside my family.
I have no social media.
I could get buttslammed with a fake name and no one would know.
