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I AM NOT LEAVING THIS THREAD UNTIL I GET A GF
THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION
>is on normie9k
>thinks he'll will get a gf by being an edgy faggot
This is officer dubs. You are under arrest.
>>27673298
This thread will 404 friendo
I am not medically diagnosed. I was actually pretty ok in the past (as in good enough to talk to random people) but now I can't even talk to people I know. Getting out of home sounds scary, I can hear my heartbeat whenever I try to talk to strangers online.
What do? How do I build my way up on this?
>>27673225
I've cancelled my driving test like 4 times because of anxiety
>tfw 22 and still no license
>always been shy
>drugs helped but was always anxious
>tried to develop alpha chad complex mentality
>still choke up when having to talk to someone
>work at hotel as front desk
>have to deal with beligerent guest
>anxiety and anger on overload
i quit the hotel job but I've noticed when people talk to me I stealthly freak out inside and wonder what to say. Its like my moves are calculated down to the damn vowels.
>>27673241
i quit halfway thru lessons
26, cant drive
I only had three suicidal thoughts today guys, that;s the least since i got off my meds a year ago things are looking up. i even applied for new jobs and worked on my course after i went to the gym. Getting off meds really did give me my mind back, and motivation. still ugly as fuck though.
so how you doing?
>>27673211
oh, and i had to send a photo of me to an application, that's the photo, so there goes that job
Hi Chris
>>27673295
Hell there Ben
How do you transcend to ultimate levels of irony and nihilism robots?
How do you finally let go of any primitive and material desires?
What's the final link to break?
I just want it to be over desu
beautiful pep
>>27673193
arigato friendo
>>27673175
dont think you can
seems like any other meme like heaven or enlightenment
you can never be free, you're just a dumb human
should I make a move now on pink, or wait a few more years for yellow?
>>27673059
Why not both? Have all the cake anon.
>>27673059
Pink.
The potential of yellow doesn't look that great.
>>27673073
that's.... indecent
>Macro fetish
>Try to find some good vids
>"Hello there little man!"
>She pokes her foot toward and back from the camera while visibly struggling to keep her balance on one foot
>Click next to go to another video
>American southern accent
>"Oh mah gawd! You're soo tuhhnyy!"
>Next video
>Poorly green screened blurry "little person" flailing around at some chicks feet
>Next video
>A "dominate" giantess saying "fuck" and "bitch" every 2nd word and it just sounds forced
Why did I have to be cursed with this fetish? Not only is it unattainable in real life, but the fap material is also the cheesiest shit in existence. I never asked for this.
>>27673016
You're asking a submissive species to be dominant, what do you think is going to happen little guy?
>>27673016
well that's what you get for having a stupid fetish anon
>b-b-but muh sexual preferences
prefer something less retarded
>>27673044
I already said I wish I never had it you dip
*Yaaawwwn!*
>"Good morning wagecucks!"
Morning fellow NEET.I just got up too.Oh how do I hate my sorry excuse for an existence.But at least I`m not cucking away at work!Also wishing picrelated could happen to me.
>>27673000
try scrambling eggs with diced ham and shredded cheddar, cream cheese and diced veggies like jalapeno, onion, green pepper and tomato
shit is SO cash
>>27673000
Thisis a nice breakfast.
Strips > tendies > nuggies
fight me over it
>>27672978
Vegan here so I don't care much about you animal killers.
sandwich > strips > tendies > nuggets
>>27672978
Chicken Kievs>all.
Is there anything more beta than being cucked by a yellow woman ?
leave northernlion alone
>>27673144
Look, I like him too, but he's being cucked to death right now. And the fact that she's of yellow ascent makes it even worse.
>>27672897
No idea who this is, care to explain?
I don't know brobots after immigrating to a foreign country from where I spent my childhood I just don't feel "right". I've lived here for three years now and in my first year I did pretty good in high school. Then the next year and I completely fucked it up and dropped out (which was my last year), went to university and dropped out fucking twice in the span of another year. As a result I went through your usual NEET and depression for about 6 months and afterwards I pulled myself out of it, got a part time job and have already decided to go back to college (since I'm 20 already) and major in accounting, marketing or international business or something. Everything sounds good right?
Except it isn't. I still feel fucking dead inside. Apart from the usual m8s I have, I haven't connected personally with anyone since I was 16. Additionally my boss uses me as his personal verbal punching bag at my shitty job.
Something tells me to keep saying to myself the standard "it gets better, move on etc" but at the moment I just feel so resigned. I feel so powerless and emotionless to anything now. Even though I was taught to "get an education and make some money" and even though I am doing/going to do these things I just feel exactly the same as when I was a NEET, now only richer and less free time.
As of late I've just been smoking the ganja, listening to tons of emo shit, getting wasted occasionally and reading edgy comics like pic related. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a different timezone and am powerless to change my attitude.
>inb4 do it faggot
>inb4 furry. I'm not okay, found this on /co/ and I love it
>inb4 stop whining
TLDR: I've got the suburban blues.
Posting because I wouldn't want you to have this thread die. I know how shitty it feels when you're trying to reach out and there is literally zilch responses.
I also kinda know what it's like to have that depression stage after failing the shit out of university (well, it was more like having a depressive state near the end of the semester and I essentially just gave up). I told my parents that I'm just taking a break from it (even though my GPA is technically <1.0) and that I'll go back eventually. I honestly hope I do since I would like to do something in either a science or social science.
I had all these things planned on what I was going to do during my break. I did literally NONE of them. Except... I incredibly lucked out. Turns out a family friend (who I basically view as an aunt) was a manager at a Casino, and now I've been working as a Poker Dealer for 3 weeks now. This job has given me meaning again and it's a job that is CERTAINLY waaay more interesting than stocking shelves or something.
I suppose the only thing I can suggest is perhaps trying to see who all your possible contacts are. If you have a family member who can recommend you to do a better job, I suggest maybe doing that instead. I'm sure it beats your current job.
Also, I never read that comic, but who gives a shit what other people thinks. Read what you want.
Please destroy whatever that comic is.
>>27673014
ahhaa it's my fault for typing a goddamned essay on 4chan.
Anyway yeah thanks for the reply. I appreciate it. The thing is with my job I'm kinda debating whether to keep it for more than 3 months because when I go back to uni (in maybe 2-3 months) It'll basically be full time and my parents are all "if you're studying full time we'll support you financially" so it's unnecessary to put extra stress especially on first year.
So with your job, after a dayshift/nightshift do you come back feeling "accomplished?" The thing is I do but it lasts for a very short time and I'm back to the story above. My greatest fear is going back to uni and doing an actual course and feeling exactly the same as now with my part time job
Would you date a grill who ate another guy's asshole?
what makes you think you can be picky?
>>27672841
>Would you date a grill who ate another guy's asshole?
no
>what makes you think you can be picky?
Because I can? What makes you think I can't.
>>27672858
>What makes you think I can't.
because you post here, therefore, there's a strong possibility that you're a handholdless virgin who will die alone
>>27672909
Even if I was a morbidly obese autistic KHV living in my parents basement, even then I wouldn't settle for some whore, in that situation I'd rather be alone than settle.
In reality I can afford to be picky and so can msot robots. I have a wife and 2 daughters now, so obviously I can afford to be picky.
Now roastie, it's time for you to reply to my comment with 'REEEE GTFO NORMIE REEE"
Who /stinky/ here? Haven't showered in 6 fucking months.
2 months
Fuck the system desu
I used to be like that...
Go for a run now!!! It's the best way to start living in my experience, then you will feel more free and you will start spending more time outside your house
Why dont you shower? It's great.
Is /r9k/ the new /lgbt/?
>>27672546
>posting vile, degenerate dickgirl stacee
>not posting glorious master race boi
yes
now put cummy in my tummy
Traps and futa aren't gay so no
I am so done with my life and with these worthless nodes in it.
>be a hopeless failure for any society/me/21/male
>minimumwagecuk for 2 years in a stressed job
>Do shitty job in which I have to stay freezing cold for 8 hours.
>Workplace lack for warm-wear equipment. Not allowed to bring my own since it is against the law.
>Talk to manager, he says: "Well, just deal with it." Schweinehund, I dislike you.
>2 months later,at work I blackout. Picked up by ambulance and brought to hospital, since my boss wont let me rest alone and let me go home.
>Get checked straight another 8 hours by arabic docs. Found nothing.
>explained my everyday life.
> Doc: yeah, well ...
>...
>just deal with it". Yeah, I will. Kebabhund.
>Sign against medical advice so I can finaly leave that sick place.
>Already nighttime, in the middle of fucking nowhere. I had no idea in which hispital I got brought too since I live on a far ranged apportioned country.
>Turns out I am let just say in unknown terrotory. Probably 40 miles away from home. Low to no-traffic. No train, no cabs. No hotel.
>Its cold af. I wear nothing but a t-shirt and by workshoes and torso. Handy dead. Wallet in my locker at work. so no money. Starving.
>Decide to man up and walk like a lunatic thru the night. Feels like working.
>Halfway home. Cant feel muscles. Nerves say goodbye. Skin red. My legs keep moving tho.
>Thinking about everything in my life. Its so worthless. Dont care if I die.
>Evantually made it.
2 months passed
>cant find another job.
>Same job but night shift
>Drives to work.
>On the main road. Almost no traffic except for the fat Mercedes Benz richie af car in front of me. Both driving mature. Nobody on the other lane.
>Fucking deer jumps from right to left in front of my car.
>Instinct kicks in, try to avoid that crazy mofo deer. Feel like a stunt driver at that very special moment.
>Hit deer anyway.
>He and his hornes bust thro the windshield, thro co driver seat and thr the backwindowshield.
parts 2 soon
>>27672537
Have you tried moving?
Life is a BBC, and it's always trying to cuck you.
>>27672537
parts 2
>I stayed calm for some reason. Everything happens so fast. Realize I am heading straight to a tree.
>grab my shiftstick. Splinters cut my hand while changing gear. Blood of the deer blocking my sight.
>Grab wheel and move the car in zick-zack with little breaks between it. Focusing on staying on the road.
>So far so good. Kinda drifting with a dead deer.
>Suddenly turns over on the left site.
>Thats it. My life actually finaly ends here. Its a honest death for my shitty live. Hope its quick and painless.
>Car stops moving.
>All my muscles freezed.
>Open my eyes. No airbag jumped out. Feel O.K.
>Richie Mercedes Benz slowes down. But dont care and drives away like nothing happend. Probably thought Im dead with all that jumping light of my headlight in his rear-view mirror.
Anyone here had a boss/supervisor they'd fuck?
Pic related: My office manager. Two years younger than me (21), bitchy and controlling, and lazy as hell, but worth a good hate-fuck.
I had a coworker who became my boss when she was promoted. This one time I started pulling her hair and it was kind of weird. Had to go and sit down and wait for my boner to subside.
>>27672528
Post more pics, I could use a good morning fap
>>27672528
I'd like to fuck her while choking her half to death.
