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So what if one day, someone wanted to write a family friendly(TV 14 so no fucked up shit) sitcom based on your guys' idea?
Here's what you'd have to work on with the characters
>A pissed off wagie MC who's always the butt of jokes when it comes to Chad, NEET, and sometimes Shekelstein
>A NEET who would the mascot, kind of like Barney or Sheldon are, who always shouts catchphrases and shitpost all day
>A Chad who's not big on books and somewhat of a dick, but is still a freinds of the three other protags
>A Stacy who is Wagie's GF and feels pity on him, yet never really cheats on him.
>All of them live together for a reason you guys can come up with.
How would the show go for you guys with episodes and the characters?
>>27668710
There college dropouts living together that met in school.
>The NEETS a richfag whose mom supports him.
>The chad works construction
>Wagie just graduated but still lives with bums, cuz there buddies.
>>27668710
So it's not based of the robot culture but on the "dank memes". Those two are seperate cultures here on /r9k/. At first i was hoping for a robot show when i saw your thread.
>wagie is the everyman, the foil to the others. Should be as generic as possible, like most foils are. Not especially attractive or ugly, decent job, but nothing huge. Mostly just wants to get through life. The voice of reason, but still makes dumb mistakes.
>NEET used to be one of wagie's best friends, a high school dropout who had to move in with wagie because his parents decided to retire to Florida and he had nowhere else to go. Absolutely hates Stacy, and doesn't get along with Chad anymore, but it never goes beyond smarmy insults and arguments over pedantic shit. Watches a lot of anime and can sometimes be heard defending it to Chad
>Chad was wagie's other best friend in high school, but they drifted apart after because Chad got /fit/ and wagie focused on his studies. Likes to watch football and invites his Chad friends over to loudly watch it with him while making huge messes. This can be a point of contention with NEET who will want to watch anime or play video games but not be able to because the tv is in use and Chad & co are so loud. Living with wagie because the gym where he worked as a personal trainer closed down and he's terrible with money, so he never saved any money up. Works at a new gym that pays much less.
Stacy is Chad's sister and was living with wagie before NEET and Chad had to move in. Forever frustrated by wagie's refusal to kick out NEET and Chad, as well as them dragging wagie along for their stupid ideas. Chad annoys her despite being her brother and she finds NEEt disgusting. Secretly loves video games and will bond with NEET over them in one episode.
Fucking great day today.
>>27668670
It's a little chilly.
Fuck yeah it isits never a good day, shut up
>>27668670
I went for a walk, and took picturesthat are too big for r9k.... When I came back my head was hurting though. Also the normies are coming out since it's spring and I can't be alone anymore. What if people see me standing around the river!?!
I am a 24 year old male. I find that I am "ghosted" by women who I find extremely attractive. Sometimes it will begin with the attractive woman flirting with me, and I will get their number. We will send texts flirting, maybe talking about fun things we could do.
But when I try to actually make a day for us to meet up and do something, they stop replying. Am I killing the fun by suggesting this? Coming on too strong or something?
It's really this simple: she's not attracted to you/you're not attractive.
If she found you physically attractive, she'd be sucking your dick right now and you wouldn't be posting on R9K.
Don't overthink this shit. Girls are not these mythical creatures.
>>27668914
Forgot to add: in b4 "well maybe she wasn't comfortable around OP."
Stop. Women automatically feel comfortable around men that they find attractive. If she's attracted to him, she will FIND ways to be around him. Period.
>>27668914
Well, you don't know if they like you until you hit on them.
That is what I'm talking about. I find it bizarre that one minute they are talking about coming over, then the next minute they just stop replying. Obviously they have decided that they don't like me if they do that, but it just seems random. Like a switch flipped or something.
I've stopped using soap to clean my penis. I now just pull back the foreskin, use the water to spray away the smegma and give it a good old rinseroo. My penis is much healthier as a result.
How do you robots clean your penises?
I don't clean it because it smells too good.
You're supposed to clean them? I like the soggy cheese smell though.
Am I supposed to clean the back of my ears too? Because they smell like parmesan cheese
I haven't showered since I was in hospital, I collect my smegma in a cup, it's half full.
I miss my little sister so much. She got a bf last year and I haven't seen her since.
Where do I get a new one? I've been hitting up every little-sisterly girl I know, but to no avail.
they're irreplaceable, sorry anon
convert to 2d now
>lets his sister get a nd instead of keeping her completely sexually satisfied and obedient to her big bro
It's your own damn fault sucka
There must be another little sister I can get.
I do have another little sis I can try, but it might become awkward with the first one.
>tfw pungent urine
I'm going to have to start using the stalls. even the tiny aftersquirt smells so bad
Mix in a water or two in between the liters of soda you drink. Should do the trick
>>27668522
I drink plenty of water.
I just eat a lot of spicy food, which is probably the problem.
But I don't want to give it up
Spicy foods also give you spicy bowel movements. You might want to consider that
>19
>have 25 year old female cousin
>have always been extremely attracted to her, probably because we weren't around each other much when I was really young
>spill spaghetti every single time I have to meet her, because for some reason, my brain won't stop seeing her as a potential mate
>this is extremely awkward when we are required to hug because I get sick sexual pleasure out of it
>even shamefully masturbate to the thought of her
>hear over the phone that she will soon be getting engaged
>she probably knows
>actually kind of mad about it because I subconsciously feel like I am being cucked
How do I keep family from finding out that I am upset about it when I inevitably have to go to the wedding?
>>27668493
To be clear, I mean that she probably knows that I am very attracted to her.
>>27668493
Just don't go to the wedding.
>>27668537
That would make me seem like an asshole.
Plus, she is coming here over the summer, presumably with her boyfriend in-tow.
How different would your life be if you had never discovered 4chan?
Not nearly as good to be honerino senpai
This site changed my life.
Angrier, thinking there was nobody similar to me in the world.
Not very much I think. Rather it was discovering MMOs during highschool that fucked me up.
I'm half black, support Trump, live in California, an play drums. Anyone wanna be my friend?
yeah if you weren't black or lived in commiefornia
>>27668407
Why would a fucking robot support trump he literally disdains your lifestyle and would force you to get a job with no public assistance and minimum wage.
>>27668445
You sound like the typical nigger who just wants hand outs
Thou have defiled
Desecrated
Befouled
And utterly contaminated
The tomb
The resting place
The eternal dwelling
Of usser maat re
King of kings
Whose very countenance
Is not worthy of thy
insignificant
Miniscule
Meaningless
Aspect
You have exhumed
The earthly dwelling
Of the god
Ra
The eternal rage and fury of the
Enemy of apep
Overseer of all that which is created
Shall be upon thee
Curses from the duat shall befall thee
Thou shall be hideusly disfigured
Thy skull crushed in the coils of the demon
Apep, thine ka cast unto nothingness
Thy spine shall be made unto splinters
Thy ribs shall be removed from your body
Thine entrails shall be eviscerated from thine wretched body
Thou shall know suffering
Thou shall burn in the fires of the Pit
Thou shall be brought to madness
By the cacophonous world of the duat
Thine bones shall be scattered under the eternal darkness of the desert never more to rise again
didn't read more than the first few lines but it sounds pretty gay, guess it's for a metal song?
Is this from a song?
If original, have you added instruments?
>>27668353
its original
working on instrumentals ongarageband
Any games that are like pic related? Give me some recommendations, just trying to take my mind off it all
Chess
When you begin to understand it and can appreciate how it works then centuries of games are there for you to enjoy
gothic 3
Dwarf Fortress is tedious at first, but then it becomes awesome when you go on a learning spree.
I feel that me not having much money is a big part of being a depressed robot
Currently I only make like $13 an hour part time, so I get like $900 per month
A few years ago I got $30,000 in inheritance but blew through it on drugs, gambling, hookers, etc...
Kinda makes me want to die tbqh.
In a few years at my job If I get raises and full time I can make $50,000 a year. So I kinda have hope. If I live at my parents that would actually be a lot.
That is not a good looking vagina
>>27668285
>that pussy
mummy gives me $100 a week which ends up being ~$5200 a year. i spend it on takeaways and video games
robots, what the fuck is a """friend"""?
A friend is an impostor.
>>27668242
Me
I'm your friend :)
Satan is your friend, Satan is your pal.
>don't hate the player hate the game
how do the good folks on /r9k/ respond?
Hate both the player and the game because the game is shit and the player is also shit
>>27668181
I hate both.
I hate the normalfags.
And I hate this stupid fucking game that I was forced to take part of.
I want off this ride.
>>27668181
Don't play, the game was rigged from the start.
How do you guys cope with the feel that you will never bury your face in a perfectly firm booty?
They are so fucking beautiful and I can just wonder what even touching them feels like.
>>27668158
I did once to my ex and she thought I was a weirdo.
I just wanted to lick her asshole
How many shit sniffing threads are you gonna make each day pham?
>>27668197
This is my first post ever on /r9k/
