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/r9k/ in the past few months i have ruined two potentially amazing relationships due to the psychological effects of 4chan
>the first with the cutest girl ive ever met
>the second with the realest (normie definition of real) girl ive ever met
Thanks fuckers
>>27664054
they were using you and it was shit. you're welcome.
>>27664054
you deserved it, normie.
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Have you guys met Katya's twin sister Kuqtya?
doing my daily search of Katya in the archives for /r9k/ and /int/ when I came across this thread to save
>>27664029
dont you mean Kuckya
God I love everything about her appearance. Too bad her personality most likely doesn't live up to her looks.
What is r9k's opinion on
>the """"virgin"""" mary
a shitty cuckold story that got out of hand and has repercussions in our current times
that she wasn't even real.
>>27664048
>it was god I swear
Beta cucks like Joseph and Adam ruined the world.
Holy shit, Anon. I just called up a woman out of the blue because she had the same number as a girl used to know and I got a date with her! I'm really psyched. Got any advice for me? I don't want to scare her off like the last one.
Hey, I know this seems like normie shit but I need dating advice now. I haven't gone out with someone in years.
So what should I open with when I meet her?
>>27663977
>Got any advice for me? I don't want to scare her off like the last one.
Don't show her your pissjug collection or the refrigerator full of pint bottles of semen you've saved "just in case".
if singles, i stay on this shitty depressing website jerking off all day and do nothing with my life
if doubles i turn off the computer and go outside and try to improve my life in any way i can
feel free to roll with me fellow bots
>>27663950
looks like i'm stuck here
Is it my time? or am I stuck here too?
>>27664033
sayonara brother, i hope you make it
> hey, did you hear? anon's a virgin!
> lol omg
>tfw there are 7yos that have lost their virginity and I haven't
Why live?
Is it just me or do they have massive hands ?
>>27663853
me on the rightoriginal blox
FUCKING MOMMY CAN'T LOCK HER SPECIAL BOY OUT FOREVER
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU MOMMY ITS PEEPEE TICKLE TIME
AND I'M NOT SPENDING ANY GBP TO GET IT!!!!!!!!
SHE SAID SHE'D DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF GBP THIS TIME OP
TEACH HER A LESSON
You're grown now anon. It's time to go out into the world and sell that boipucci.
Lmao wow that shit is cray cray autisay
Hey, /r9k/, has any one of you anions considered hiring a prostitute to lose your virginity? I haven't because I'm afraid I might fall in love with her.
._.
what's wrong with falling for your provider-gf?
>>27663754
Have you thought about herpes? What if your prostitute friend zones you? I heard horror stories of guys having to listen to the prostitute tell them how she lets other guys with big dicks fuck her for free and that she only sleeps with him bc of the money and will never love them back.
>>27663736
I'm just afraid of getting caught tbeh.
I have to say Damn Daniel is a pretty dank meme. Are normsters subversively funny?
It's absurdly stupid. I'll give it that.
>>27663708
I would add, gloriously annoying.
Normies secretly have the best memes.
>kind of want a snack before bed
>all your snacks are filled with sugar
I find I sleep better for longer if I fall asleep after a sugar crash.
I eat frozen mango. It's sugary but much more fiber so the GL is rather low fir the majority of the snack. Takes time to suck out all that sugar from a mango rather than gelatin+sugar or fat+sugar that just dissolves..
Resist the urge to snack before bed. Once you lay down to go to sleep you won't feel hungry anymore unless you actually haven't eaten enough today.
>>27663679
>jerk off
>sleep
Any questions?
who /sleep/ here?
i sleep as much as possible. the time im not sleeping i dont know what to do
everyday when i wake up the first thought in my head is how the fuck i am gonna pass the time till i can sleep again
>>27663746
what do u usually end up doing senpai?
>>27663778
4chan and anime all day every day till I kill myself
>when he asks you out and you tell him an hour before that date that "something personal came up"
>>27663582
Happened to me like 3 fucking times this past month senpai it hurts
Women are evil, evil, evil
>when he buys you a drink and you just give it to some other orbiter
>tfw I've done the same thing to girls
https://youtu.be/SNwvQfWf-xw?t=3m16s
This FAGGOT talks about Elliot Rodger and gets it all wrong. It makes me so mad fuck him.
Pic related is my private message to him.
https://www.youtube.com/user/CannedbeansWoW
Also I have a folder full of rare elliots.
>>27663571
Moar pls share moar pls
>>27663595
just please respond to my OP
>I'm sorry anon, but it appears you have hyper-ejaculation syndrome. You will never be able to lead a completely normal life, but I've dedicated my life to treating this condition and will ride your dick the twenty to thirty times daily that you'll be required to cum in order to stay healthy.
How do you respond?
>>27663499
O-okay, if you think it's necessary doctor
>>27663527
>Aww, you're such a good boy, anon. Let's start with a bj for my favorite little patient~
>>27663499
whatever, how much you will pay to me? oh thats what i thought, get away semen demon you are just a nurse
>that chocolaty chunky part at the bottom
Seriously, can any other type of chocolate compete?? That chocolate part of the ice cream was crafted by god himself. I have never tasted better chocolate.
>autism in its purest form
tbqhwyf
>>27663474
>tfw the chocolate melts just right
Patrician, strawberry version of these gets me legitimately hard thinking about tongue tickling that sweet pink cavity
>>27663474
Who else /hatesfaggots/ here?
