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How does /r9k/ deal/cope with death? It seems like every few months I suddenly have to face my own mortality again.
It's awful living with the fact that, eventually, the worst thing that could possibly happen to you will happen to you. I'm not sure I'd be very surprised if I were told that this existence is a type of hell, I see nothing that would convince me otherwise.
How strange, OP, I just had this feel come up recently too. Not even sure why. These feels usually only sprout up once every few years, but when they do, it's bad.
Haven't even been able to sleep the past few days because it's eating away at me, the idea of nothingness or oblivion.
I'm trying to make peace with the hope that consciousness is just an idea and that I'll "wake up" as someone else in the future. It feels like the only rational conclusion since I'm agnostic and don't understand how God or paradise could possibly exist.
I'm caught in some awful mixture of altruism and selfishness - If I'm going to die, might as well be a glutton and live it up until the end.
On the other hand, if I only get one life, I have a responsibility to make the world as best as I can before leaving.
had to take some benzos just to avoid a panic attack, hopefully I can actually sleep tonight
Your life must be good or exciting if death worries you this much.
The worst my spirit has gotten, the less I started caring about dying.
Frankly, right now I'm only scared about hurting my caring parents if I were to die.
If I were alone, I wouldn't think about it.
>>27663418
This
To never be burdened with life ever again sounds great.
I'm a proud NEET, but I'm becoming fatigued with all this free time. Does anyone have suggestions on how to enrich my life? I'm just looking for new things to do. Right now it's basically videogames and movies all day. I"m also trying to get in shape so I can fuck whores off tinder. Other than that, I'm at a loss.
>NEET general go
Same desu. Thinking about learning an instrument.
Start collecting CP and see how long you can evade the police, like in Welcome to the NHK.
Stop being a pathetic NEET and get a job faggot.
Thoughts about suicide daily, depression, being a failure in life, a shame to your parents, non-existent life, no one would care if you die, no money and luxury, mental disorders through being alone. These things are not worth it anon. Get up and be useful to the society. You will be happy yourself and make others happy.
I want there to be a NEET Shaming website where people post photos and and addresses of NEETs so people can know about them.
I encourage everyone to take photos of any NEET you see along with their house and any other useful information about them.
NEETs should have to register like sex offenders.
Fuck that. Im returning to the NEET life soon. Working sucks, im always embarrassing myself because I dont know how to act around people. For example
>Be me working a hotdog truck
>Cute spanish girl asks for a hotdog with mayo
>She tells me how the weather is really nice
>I think she is flirting with me
>I take her hotdog and put it in front of my crotch and say "Boing" with a smile across my face
>She asks me what im doing
>I tell her I love her and that we should go out
>She leaves and never comes back
Its impossible to talk to girls
Neet virgins are the 144k, you heretic. im sorry to tell you, but, God loves them more than you..
>Praise Kek the Frog King
>>27663237
>It's impossible to talk to girls
That's because you're retarded
Guys. Anybody play Vanilla here? Let's make a robot guild on the PvP server. I'm in need of robot friends to talk with. Let's call it 'almighty kek' or something. What do you say?
I play Nost a lot when it came out, ended up raiding weekly for a few months.
Shit is dumb it felt like a job so I quit playing.
>>27663151
Why not? WoW is my life and my job. I play it so much I forget to eat.
Come on guys. Isn't this a good idea? I can't stand 4chan anymore the only escapism taht is left for me is WoW.
How do I woo her, /r9k/?
>>27663054
Thats a guy anon
orthopedic commentatus
>>27663054
buy her some yogurt and then watch the first season of Suits.
you could find out where she lives and suprise her by leaving flowers with a cute note or sumthing
Anyone lose their virginity to a qt virgin? How does it feel?
A lot better than still being a virgin that's for sure
>>27663033
seems like pic related is the only way it is going to happen.
OP pic is pretty hot.
Are there any NTR comics where the cuck/beta also gets brutally murdered while the girl cheers it on?
Ylyl.
Webms pls
>>27663004
okay...here ya go, OP. have a gearty kek.
Shit, no sound webm on /r9k/...
>mfw
>>27664234
Hahahaha who the actual fuck is that fucking stupid
Thoughts on this?Original post here desu
>>27662991
i looked at the gif for a full minute wondering where the penis is
>>27662991
Seems interesting but I need a little more context
>>27663010
Where the fuck is it? I'm still not seeing where it goes? Or do you just cum in your pants or some shit?
>crush asked me right now if i liked her
What the fuck do I do? I don't know what type of "liking" she's referring to. Holy shit I am fucking sweating like crazy right now.
Say yes, autist
just say yes and see what happens from there
regardless of what she means that answer can do no wrong
>>27662930
Post the conversation. We need context faggot.
Am I a normie if I like this song?
https://youtu.be/1RnPB76mjxI
i mean, go ahead and like whatever you're going to like. but this definitely makes you even worse than a normie. so that's something you're gonna have to live with i guess
get the fuck off my board you damn normie
>>27662979
I belong to no part of society
Is it possible for a man to be raped by a woman?
pic unrelated
I am pretty sure this thread/quesiton was already made like a day or two ago.
Whatever, the answer depends on how you define rape, but without playing semantics yes a man can be raped by a woman. It is just that it will not be recorded as a rape, or punished as a rape, if it even goes that far, which it probably won't.
>>27662761
wait for the trap who's getting fucked by his mom reporting in
>>27662761
>Bus is full of people
>A woman places herself right in front of me
>She starts rubbing her butt on my crotch
>"Well, it's full of people, it can't be helped"
>She keeps doing it ever more strongly pressing against me
>She clearly wants to feel a hard dick on her ass
Now, this is sexual harassment (and it's even considered rape here, when a man does it to a woman). But you could never, EVER, as male complain about it. Because if you do, the security guy will shoot you in the face. And anyone who see this happening will think that you are the rapist scum, the one at fault. And even the woman at any given time could scream something like "Get away from me you pervert!" and expose you to shame and maybe even violence from white knights passing by.
>That feel when your girl gets CHINKED and no longer wants your pathetic white penis
>>27662722
tfw AMWF
stay mad
>>27662722
I actually laughed. Was thinking about the asian equivalent of blacked, butvi was thinking gookinated. Chinked is better though.
>>27662768
Not mad post her naked and fucking her plz
Unless you're both ugly then don't.
Why do I feel so much pity for the mentally challenged? I've never had a traumatizing experience with one. I do however try to ignore them when in public. I still feel bad for them though and especially the ones who are vegetables and can't do anything. Does anyone know this feel?
>>27662660
You still have a soul. You don't belong here.
No. You are suggesting they think and feel as you do, which means maybe you feel mentally challenged in a way? They know they are, they just are very simply minded and do not care as much. They do not feel bad for themselves, if that is what you think. They feel like anybody else.
>>27662660
I guess the reason is the fact that we fucked up at some point in our life but they didn't have a chance in the first place maybe that's what gets to you. Also you still have a soul so save yourself before you truly end up here.
What's it like to throatfuck a girl?
It doesn't feel great. The turn-on comes from her submission and gagging.
>>27662815
>it doesn't feel great
WRONG
>>27662629
I'm not quite sure how to describe it, but it's actually the best thing in the world if you can find a girl that can fit you all the way (not a problem if you're on the smaller side). Bonus points if she's a sloppy whore. I personally prefer tying their hands behind their back.
What's a good way to embarrass NEETs besides just telling other people what they are?
What are some good questions or insults or things to do that will make them anxious or depressed?
I don't like seeing them comfortable and smug. They have no right to smile.
Hopefully they'll all either commit suicide or just get a job.
>>27662621
Neets don't exist faggot.
>>27662621
the fact that they fell for the NEET meme should be humiliation enough.
>>27662658
You can't hide. You're contemptible.
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