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>visit brother
>he recently moved in with his gf who i don't really know
>she turns out to be a fucking bitch to me because I commented on why he had a tread mill in his house
>later on me and him are drinking vodka on the deck and talking about cars and when we used to take our dad's car when we were younger
>his gf comes outside and asks me to move my car interrupting me loudly like I should've known better then to park my car behind hers
>keep talking to my brother to finish my thought before acknowledging her
>she says "don't ignore me you prick!" after about 20 seconds
>brother stops talking and immediately slaps the fuck out of her
>I could hear his hand connect
>shocked as fuck
>start to walk inside to get my keys
>brother continues talking like nothing happened and says I dont need to move my car
nice
good to see cunts in their place
>>27661904
I don't even understand why she couldn't politely ask for you to move your car. What's wrong with people this is basic manners and civility.
>>27661904
OP's brother, starting to put roasties in their place.
What's the easiest way to have a painless and quick death
>>27661848
What's getting ya down OP?
>>27661848
Destroy the brain, immediately and completely.
>>27661848
A gun, there isn't any other method with a higher success rate and low pain level.
Anyways why do you want to off yourself?
How do you feel knowing a girl would pick another girl over you any day of the week?
Feels normal
Women pick other women, niggers, even dogs before me.
I'd feel better if I at least knew why.
>>27661631
>first date/one of my only dates
>chick brings her fucking friend
>expect it to suck
>made out in front of me after one pressured the other to kiss me since they knew i was a kv and generally beta
i had really weird friends
>>27661631
Turned on, to be quite honest.
If you have the ability to self-improve, you were never a robot. I have accepted who I am and that I will be them forever. Now I am at peace. My days now consist of working, reading, and browsing the internet for seven hours a day. I have found meaning in being nothing, and it feels good. Who else wants to share their stories of acceptance?
>>27661574
i accept that death is easier than life fampaiREEEEcaptcha took ages holy crap help
Your right anon. I let my bruised ego get the best of me. I'll never amount to anything so why torture myself about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
Can /r9k/ solve this simple math problem?
Just use PEMDAS. Sick of uneducated fags acting like this is a tough problem
>>27661573
381 You hoe.
>>27661573
Three hundred eighty-one tbqh
How does one get into the life of organised crime?
Has anyone here ever done that sort of thing?
I really need money
You're going to be killed by other criminals that are more established than you. So regarding to drugs, your best chance is growing weed and selling on some market in the dark web.
Or you can steal stuff and try to sell it on ebay.
Become a career politician
>>27661790
what about becoming a lowly member of a well-established organisation?
i'm tired of being some worthless male ot the females. seriously i do everything i'm supposed to attract a mate and it always never works out.
i'm even getting dneied from girls online asking them out in pm on reddit. pic related is the last one i asked out.
help me will any fembots be willing to talk to me and possibly date me?
The people in that thread sound like cunts.
>>27661523
The women who complain the most about PUA's are the ones most susceptible to them.
Women who are 9's and 10's are going to get 9-10 males. They know this for certain. They can get them for one night stands and keep them for relationships. They know how to find them. They know who really is, and who's faking.
It's the 5-6-7's who get mad about "pick up artists." They're on the cusp of hotness but won't get there. They want to get a top range guy, but they know they can't get a 9 or 10 guy to commit. They're also worse at figuring out which guys really are top value. So when they find out that a guy who is on their level learned "game" to be better, it disgusts them. They want so desperately to believe they attracted a "true" top level guy. No girl ever wants to hear you had to work at it.
In the same vein, don't tell them how much you lift. Just say you run sometimes and play sports if asked.
>>27663339
It makes women paranoid that men are only showing interest in them because they want to have sex with them. They want to be liked for their personalities, and if they think a man is just trying to fuck them, they will be on edge and not want to interact wit him, and in general feel angry that they're unable to relax. I don't see why they can't just relax if they feel a man is just trying to fuck them. It's like they're saying "WTF you fucking RETARD don't you see how FUCKING AMAZING I AM?! Don't you know you could be loving my PERSONALITY right now but you're just fucking HORNY?! Fuck you!" So the trick is to basically pretend to be really into their personalities, but obviously not over-the-top because then it might be obvious you're just trying to fuck them. Fuck, how does it work?! Hmmmm.
>been in college for 3 years now
>still no friends
send help
>>27661387
Stop listening to shit-tier music.
Your pic related
>>27661418
It's literally one of the worst albums ever made I just think the cover art is hilarious.
what college? blox
I just want to say that I love you guys. Every single one of you. Whenever I'm on the verge of breaking into tears, I come on here and you guys make me chuckle. I don't think I've ever smiled in the past 4 months besides when I browse 4chan.
You guys are more real to me than all the back stabbers and fake people in my life.
Love you family
>>27661373
Here is a (you) my friend. Treat this (you) like you would treat any other.
step away from that electrical outlet my friend. you can cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in.
>>27661511
I've lost the will to live. My heart is just an empty shell. The one person who was ever able to make me happy and fill the void in my heart wants nothing to do with me, because our mutual "friends" pretty much ruined our relationship and friendship
How does one make online friends with similar interests?
How does one make online friends?
How does one make friends?
Play an mmo maybe? I'm just starting ff14 if I can actually decide on a character name instead of making and deleting guys
>>27661246
Making online friends is relatively easy if you aren't a massive sperg. Just play a multiplayer game with voice or text chat and be a little conversational and you're bound to meet someone.
>>27661293
Fuck off normal scum. We can't make friends because it's not in our coding.
There is no answer OP, you're destined to walk alone until you give in the void and cease to exist
Alright /r9k/, let's play a fucking game. it's called the random image game.
Click on Browse, close your eyes and just choose any fucking image or webm you've got and then post it. If an anon asks for an explanation as to why you have that image saved, you must offer a reason as to why you have it saved.
Here we go!
>totally random I swear
Textless posts should be allowed gook
>>27661173
>N
>Obama
>not under O for Obama
>not under B for Barack
>not even under P for President
What does the N stand for, guys?
I have to work from 8am to 2pm tomorrow.
I've been a neet for years and have been going to bed at 5am forever.
What the fuck do I do?
guys plz respong im freaking out
>>27661103
Wake up at 7 am and go to work
Why is this even a question?
Lay in bed at 9 for hours, maybe listen to music, and hope you fall asleep in time to get enough rest for that shift
Or if you can, change shifts, my wage slave hours are 1:30pm to 10pm, as long as I'm up by noon I have plenty of time to get ready
Is it me, or is the anti-cuck meme literally designed to stop virgins like yourselves from spreading your genes?
>If you find a woman who has been with any man at all, you are apparently a cuck
>The demographic of women who are 20 or older and still virgins literally doesn't exist
>Racial element designed to paint black men as 'competition'
>Nearly every attractive female in the western world is either a liberal or pretends to be, so any elements of perceived racism lower your social capital in her eyes
Believing the cuck myth is the biggest way to accidentally cuck yourself tbqh
>>27661043
Nah, nearly all women need to stop being shallow whores desu
>>27661043
>actually believing /r9k/ shitposting is influencing decision making
you're retarded.
I've talked to a lot of guys from here who ended up finding nice girls but they torment themselves with
>yeah but she's been with one guy in a normal relationship
>I can't stop imagining his cum on her face
>I can't believe I'm such a cuck, I think the jews made me settle
>oh there's nothing else wrong with her I mean she has everything I want physically and in terms of personality and career but I mean IM NOT A KEK
>by the way dude, do you want to come over some time and fuck her? I'll suck your dick too
/r9k/ really turns normal guys into absolute cucks in denial.
Can a pretty face even save a chestlet? Unless you're a pedo, you probably like big boobs. Chestlets, truth is, if a guy dates you and says they like your small boobs, they're either a pedo, or they're just settling and trying to convince themselves it's not THAT bad, even though it is.
>>27661023
Although I usually encourage trolling of females....
>tfw no chestlet gf to satiate my pedo impulses
>>27661023
No, as long as she's a kind soul, I will chase after her.
how are you suppose to compete against this?
>>27660982
by not having pubes on my chest.
>>27660982
by not looking like an ugly inbred freak
I'm not in competition against a man who I'm not even in the same league as.
