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Which would you rather take as your bride, /r9k/?
>>27666200
Hahahahahahahha the one on the left, not squinty mcgee over there
>>27666435
Actually now that I look at it closer, squinty is the cuter one
left
I don't like the monochrome background on the right
How can I make my life more joyous? I don't come outside very often and I don't like to do anything. Mental and physical issues awell so sports won't work.
start with walks, it sounds stupid but it has helped my mood out a lot
Laughter is the best medicine
*creates and gives u hapiness gun*
I know people say that their incest fetishes are based on fantasy and not reality, and that they wouldn't want to actually fuck their family members. How many people are outliers and actually want to fuck or in the past wanted to fuck a family member?
>My mom was a solid 9/10 well into her mid 40s
>used to wear cutoff shorts, revealing nightgowns, bikinis, miniskirts, etc. and could totally pull it off.
>Occasionally seeing her naked gave me a fetish for hairy pussys and slightly saggy milf tits.
>It also didn't help that she was very affectionate and had very little qualms about kissing me on the lips, cuddling, letting me caress her thighs, etc.
>Still occasionally think about her when fapping.
Pic related. My mom would wear things like this until she was about 43-44 and pull it off. I really couldn't help but want to fuck her.
>>27666122
All memes aside
I fiddled with my 14 year old half cousin when I was 16
>>27667348
>half cousin
might as well be a stepcosin, no risk of genetic disorders by that point.
I fucked my cousin.
We were on a trip to this river we apprently went to all the time as babies.
Our family was all in a cabin and there was this separate building that they stuck us in. I guess they assumed that though we were 15 that we wouldn't do anything because we were cousins.
Only time I have had sex, still masturbate about it seven years later.
>want to get back into drawing
>want a drawpad that has an eraser tip, and a surface that I can actually look at as I draw
>Surface Pro 3
>1,500 - 2,000 fucking buckaroos
Guess I'll find a new hobby.
>>27666110
Head over to the dollar store and pick up a pad of paper and some crayons.
>>27666110
did you download that picture off of a thread?
>>27666110
paper, pencils, charcoal, and pens-
a tablet is only one means to an end
Boi when that bass kick in on a Led Zeppelin song my nuts twist up so tight I feel like I got testicular cancer.
>>27666012
They suck, tho.
Geronimo.
Name a couple I also seem to think they're overrated
Why listen to dadrock when you could be listening to fusion?
>we're at the beach
>i cut myself and wade into the water while splashing violently in hopes a shark will kill me
>I get in the car and go home
>tfw no gf
feelsbadman
Was he a robot, robots? I can't tell.
A portrait of a wageslave.
Poor fella.
jackdurden.com
you're welcome
He is the definition of a failed normie.
How does a vagina compare?
It's warm and slippery. Its owner has the ability to flex it so that it wraps around your dick tighter.
>>27666019
Sounds amazing! I want to experience it!
Can someone explain the dick in a sock meme to me. I tried it once, and it was uncomfortable. But, so many people reference it. I just do't get it.
Anyone /nightwalk/ ?
Gonna go out and listen to The Cure and smoke a cigarette
A brief moment of escapism for me
>>27665962
>be walking around my rural neighborhood
>suddenly a sherrif truck pulls up
>someone actually called the cops to report me for walking around at night
Anyone else like to go to movie theatres really late at night. Super comfy
>>27665990
Wat happened desu
Ok Robots, I was invited to a party this friday and I hate all those stupid bastards that will go and parties in general. But, I saw a great opportunity. Tell me Robots, how do I start a fire using cables and make it look like an accident? Please, I find it really important.
>>27665917
Are you some kind of psychopath? What kind of bullshit reason is this to justify arson?
>>27666000
I am begging you people right now. Do not ask this kind of questions, believe me, it is not worth it. Yes, I do have reasons, but I am pretty sure most people would not care to hear about them anyway, so I made this as short as I could.
>>27665917
It's a party full of drunk college kids you moron. You can probably get away with starting an odd fire.
Go into a bathroom and put a towel in a toaster or something.
The problem is making sure the normies cant get out once the fire starts.
I know where you eat
I know where you sleep
I know where you pee
I know where you touch yourself
I know where you clear your throat of globs of mucus and sometimes cry
I know where each droplet of sweat and cum you excrete lies
I know where every hair and skin cell you've shed now calls its home
I even know a little bit about watching you bleed
I know who you think you love and what you think you hate
I feel it every time your heart quickens like an overclocked machine
I've seen you almost shit yourself from excitement but clench your sphincter just in time, somehow managing to hold it in
But I don't know youJust kidding, I don't know anything
yeah in your mom
>>27665906
cool now give me magical powers faggot
You fucked up that was getting interesting.
6/10
Give me some robot approved songs that'll for sure make me tear up at least a little bit.
I need to feel some emotions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH3N_PHu6Aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olNfWDRuBNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY1V0Y7hscw
>>27665903
https://soundcloud.com/blakkheim/burzum-dunkelheit
>>27665903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8FYYCI8MW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvdT4wFh0tQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22X5X49VhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8D2is5P6Tw
Swaggin beats
>>27665903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSMHcT-TqJw
This song fucks me up every time.
How do I get rid of my envy and general "darkness"?
How do I become a nice guy?
It feels impossible. If I'm going to be an ugly manlet I might as well b ea nice guy to not be even more unpleasant to people. I'm so bad with people though, and things upset me. Is there any hope? I want to be happy.
>>27665873
Embrace both the dark and light aspects of yourself.
gotta stop masturbating tbqh
>>27665873
Shut your whore mouth, Dan. You disgust me.
>log onto kikebook
>notification preview says I have a notification from my oneitis
>ohshit.jpg
>start getting nervous
>open it
>"oneitis has invited you to play 8 ball pool!"
>>27665868
She definitely wants to fuck OP
>>27665868
its cos she wants to play with your balls mate
>>27665868
I've played real pool at bars.
I get totally rekted everytime, even by crippled 60 year old bikers. I suck at everything.
ITT: women you wanna see get BLACKED
>>27665833
Your mother. Oh wait, she already has.
>>27665833
Fuck off JIDF (originality is for normies)
Need communication and any
