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>I have this fantasy on which i get hatefucked
>I act like a bitch with guys and tease them to make them fullfill it
>They just get angry and only give threats
What am i doing wrong? Are they afraid of rape charges?
>>27664781
literally just tell the guy you're into the idea of being hatefucked instead of playing manipulative games with him, it'll work much better since he'll probably love the idea of doing it.
unless you're really hot, the method you're using is the sort that only really works in movies and on tv.
obviously it's roleplay and not the real thing, but until you can get the real thing this'll probably be good enough for you.
t. a guy who hatefucked his girl many times after she asked me, then a few times when i actually despised her
>>27664781
I'm a guy, but I have the same fetish, desu. There was even a specific girl back in HS that I wanted to rape me out of hatred.
>>27664828
If i have to tell him then its not fun. The real thing is what i want. But its always like
>durr bitch ill fuck you until you cant move
>as if you could do that
>durr durr bitch
>diagnosed with psychosis
>told that within 10 years I will lose all touch with reality
what do
TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS
also learn some fucking MINDFULNESS and MEDITATION
CALM DOWN YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM
>>27664908
be aware and notice your symptoms. just be able to make distinctions and notice your trains of thoughts. don't lose faith anon.
take the dopamine blockers, anti-psychotics. they prevent schizophrenia from fully blossoming
>>27664767
i hope insanity is better than this place anon
godspeed
You're in the gym and this guy slaps your ass
What you gon do?
>>27664739
Suck him to be honost senpai
>>27664739
Slap his ass back.
He just playing slap ass.
:^)
Jizz in my pants ofc
Who is this? I must know.
Jennifer Carmen.
she isno one cares faggot.
>>27664737
getfreaky from transformice. I forgot her real name but Encyclopedia dramatica knows. She lives in Texas but she baleeted her facebook a long time ago.
>tfw you post pepe
>>27664666
Go suck a nigger cock you fuck
>>27664688
Eat a bag of dicks, you fucking charlatan.
>>27664688
Some tendies will help your butt stop hurting
>tfw you get used by a girl as an emotional tampon
>only talked to you because she was having boyfriend troubles
>>27664507
no. don't be that guy man. have some respect for yourself.
>>27664515
i didn't know what was happening, at first. Now i realize.
you liked it. you just need sex for a release, doesn't have to be with that girl.
Who is your favorite pornstar?
Is it someone that only you think you fap to?
>>27664504
Mazzeratie Monica and Devyn Devine. I'm a BBW guy tbqh
Layla rose
I can just stare at her for hours
>>27664504
Eva Lovia
I think she's too qt for porn though
>dem freckles
good feels thread
>when you buy two pizza's and devour the first one, and slowly snack on the second pizza through the night.
>tfw both pizzas are from a delicious pizza chain, and they are both vegetarian pizzas.
>and they are both vegetarian pizzas
OH MY GOD CAN"T YOU SEE VEGETABLES ARE MURDER
WHY IS THE ONLY VALUE YOU GIVE TO VEGETABLES THE TASTE OR NUTRITION THEY GOVE YOU?
VEGETABLES HAVE INHERENT VALUE, NOT JUST WHAT HUMANS APPLY TO THEM
>>27665576
>>27665616
i'm not a vegetarian. i had a jack links beef jerky thing earlier today.
but i've come to appreciate the deliciousness of pure vegetarian meals on their own. vegetarian, not vegan.
you only need a very small amount of red meat.
Currently have the munchies and want to order Dominos. What would you order for a high nigga? Please leave suggestions
literally anything. I usually go for the pepperoni dough balls or the chicken kickers along with my pizza, but that's when I'm not high.
>>27664412
how about their brownies?
I still haven't ordered yet I just need more anons input.
I don't really want to work
Me neither, that's why I spend many hours on the internet researching how to make money from my shitposting station
No worky no tendy nor gravy or booty.
I don't really want anything.
>ded inside
What is your dream, dear robot? What is your ambition?
>>27664304
pay me first
>>27664304
is butler's physique in 300 natty
All mine died with getting old
Why not date a qt granny, r9k?
Hear me out:
>Unaware of hip trends and therefore doesn't notice that you're an uncool loser
>From an era of purity & conservative white picket fence bliss
>Experienced at sex
>Probably racist and redpilled
>Appreciates you helping her out around the house
>Her parents are dead and you will never have to meet or impress them
>Doesn't dress like a whore
>Has retirement pension and lives a luxury NEET lifestyle
>Bakes delicious cookies
>Chad will never fuck her and steal her away
Good idea
If only I was into grannies.
I wonder if I can condition myself to be attracted to them...
>>27664267
Damn, sexual grandma, get some. Those are some big tittays. I can't wait til Im an old lady and i get to be some nerd on r9ks dream lay
>>27664452
>nerd
Gtfo newfags
how do i stop thinking so much?
>>27664166
Alcohol
watch your liver
simple
read this
>>27664166
get two jobs
you will be so busy you wont have time to care about shit anymore
thats what I did
>Mom cleaned up my cum tissue bin
>>27664108
I know this feelit doesn't feel very good.
>>27664108
Is your mom hot? What if she is sniffing them while flicking her bean and cramming cum rags in her cunt
Kek this doesn't stop even when you move out, just so you know. When she visits she will still feel the need to start cleaning up without asking.
>it's far, far too late to learn an instrument
It's not fucking fair, man.
My art teacher didn't learn to draw until he was 25.
>>27664094
It's only too late if you're a 90 year old man on your death bed.
>>27664114
post his art if you can
