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Have you learned /the look/ /r9k/?
The look that says it all.
The look that says, I am well versed in shakespeare?
The look that says I sleep less than 6 hours a night?
The look that says you interest me but not too much?
The look that only caresses her visage with lackluster curiosity and the utmost care?
The look that muses if I cared enough I could dog that ass out, but I have no motivation or incentive?
The look of a sexual madman.
An introverted madman with an untapped, untoned, pure sexual prowess.
>>27665809
Yeah, I know the look.Saving it for that something special if ya know what I'm sayin' heh
>>27665809
why dont you just fap until you die
>>27665904
>Saving it for that something special
Something?
Or some1?1, or you?in the vein of you once and twice.Twiceyour last post numberyou
It seems like a lot of people hate pepe, they'll respond with "dumb frogposter," leddit, etc. But Wojak gets posted just as much and people are fine with that. Not just here but throughout 4chan.
Why is this? Too many smug Pepes, peepee poopoo, some other reason?
Dumb frogposter.frog Dumbposter.
Pepe has more cancerous edits and is more often depicted in an annoying, smug manner that lends itself very well to shitposts.
He's also a danker meme and as such is more associated with underage meme-spouting faggots.
>>27665832
You've become a frog.
>>27666044
>cancerous edits
Examples?
>get qt 3.14 gf
>sex is good, but she is really boring
>doesn't arch her back
>makes sucking dick look like a chore
>ask her favorite position, says she likes just riding me
>bored to tears during sex
>go down on her
>she doesn't even try to suffocate me or squeeze my head
wtf. how do I fix this shit ?
>>27665719
sounds like /sponge dick/ problems to me.
did I fall for the shy qt 3.14 meme?
>>27665719
did you tell her what you like?
tfw can't hide power level anymore
>go to young Republicans meeting
>debate about automation
>say because of it no more immigrants
>some guy brings up free speech wall on campus
>say so I can even write "NO WAR FOR ISRAEL"
>guy mentions Milo
>ask him if knows about the adult right
>manlet responds n-no they are racist c-cruz needs nomination
>say ohh you aren't one of them disappointed
>n-no
>Well I like Milo, Breitbart is great
>He says too Trumpy for me
>Yeah its still to moderate for me but I enjoy it
>I say I'm more into the conspiratorial thing as well, I read a lot of flat earth literature.
>h-heh-heh
fucking cucks everywhere. WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>27665658
Poorly written senpai.
Lol, adult right=alt right, amirite?
>>27665705
yup alt-right
I'm probably taking the weekend to go a state young Republicans conference with a party after. I've only gone to 4 college parties in my life and I'm not a chad but have a sexual history.
I can't pass this up
>>27665658
The autism is strong in this one. Let your hatred consume you, let it light the world.
Have you ever actually tried just being yourself and got told you were doing it the wrong way?
Or is this just a meme?
>>27665442
WOW WHAT A DEEP PICTURE. WHATS WITH THAT BLASTED 'SOCIETY' ALWAYS TELLING US WHAT WE CAN AND CAN'T DO? FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS
>>27665442
>using le normie deep maymay
Kill yourself scum
>>27665491
your stupid ass bitch face when your life is a meme
We describe Disney stories in r9k meme terms.
Stacy thinks she is too hot for the town Chad. One day discovers and is captured by a 12 foot tall, 16 inch cock serial killer looking Chad. Killer Chad fight to the death with town Chad. Something something beauty is only skin deep. Just kidding serial murder Chad is actually not just a high test alpha, he is also a loaded prince with a castle and servants. He plows Stacie
Stacey is helped by a bunch of robots. She is drugged by another Stacey and then a chad comes along the way. Chad fucks her for the rest of her life and saves her while the manlet robots are left behind
>>27665493
Snow white!
Belle is literally "I'm not like other girls" the princess.
The autism meme isn't funny. It will never be funny, nor will it even be remotely amusing to anyone who is educated. It cannot be funny, it is flat out insulting someone. Anyone who feels that watching someone be insulted is amusing is a bully.
Cyber-bullying, which is not limited to harassment, stalking and consistent flaming by use of a communication service, which is legally binding worldwide since it was amended in 1997 to suit the Internet.
There is a $15,000 fine to your legal guardians for proven violation of this act, which includes 2 years detainment in a detention centre if you're not a minor. If you happen to be a minor, you're charged under the young offenders act.
This thread is not specifically based on the autism joke, but based on insults that could offend anyone in general. Flaming at games can be appropriate, but direct, meaningful and purpose flaming from this cohort does not make you look cohesive. Anyone who feels the need to insult someone online blatantly for no reason is proven to be petty and puny in real life.
If you even bother using autism in a derogative way, all I can say to you is 'why?'. Why bother even doing it in the first place? Does it make you feel superior, feel good about yourself? There's nothing I can do but shake my head in disgust at someone who makes other people feel bad about themselves.
Your parents bought you up to be respectful ladies and gentlemen, not to be brats on the Internet. Imagine if they read your messages, I've got a good idea they would be discussed, if not, someone should contact the department of child services to request amendment into your situation.
Insulting people who have autism doesn't fix the problem, it doesn't change anything, we did not chose to have autism, we were BORN with it. It is something we can not get rid of, there is NO CURE to what we have.
So seriously. Just sit down, and shut up.
I speak for those with autism. Feel free to debate this with me, it'll simply embarrass you.
it's kinda funny honestly
You're a retard, OP
>being this autistic about autism
anyone else grow up with a dysfunctional family?
>grew up in a perfectly functional family
>tfw no excuse for being a fuckup
>>27665417
me
i always loved it when i went to my cousins and grandmas house because when I was there it felt like I was in a normal family
>>27665432
This right here
Justincase
So I ordered this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks and my mom found it what do I do my mom is crying and talking on the phone I'm 28 years old
>>27665411
jesus christ anon what the hell is wrong with you?
post a pic or i call bs
Good, you disgusting faggot. I hope your mother cuts you off, disowns you, and a burly nigger makes you his baby doll behind Walmart.
>tfw found my cat after 2 weeks of being lost
I actually feel like I have a high chance of finding sufficiently effective meds for my illness. I have a whole med line up going for me, and that's with a pessimistic view. Feels good family, I fit works I will never forget you robots
>>27665879
*if it works
I'm started to take my pride in my job which is my first. I've been there a year and a half and I'm already in a sort of management position. There's also a lot of girls there that I know are into me and ask me to do things with them all the time. I think a lot of it is just taking pride in yourself no matter where you're at. I don't think about killing myself anymore which is good.
How do women clean the inside of their vaginas?
>>27665293
What the fuck is that smile anon?
>>27665324
It's called "the average reddit user"
>>27665293
Niggers lick it
Guys, waht should I do if I have a chance to get a gf but she's ugly as fuck?
Pic not related.
>>27665285
Sounds like desperation to me.
>>27665285
If shes not psycho seriously and a good person IE can hold a job clean etc go for it? I married a 9/10 a 8/10 now but were old as fuck who cares senpai if you want to marry a gold digger get rich and here you go
>>27665285
How ugly? Like 4/10?
I'd take her senpai I gotta get on the ladder somehow. Shit, I don't know anybody.
Unless she's obese.
Question for weed smoking robots: how it make you feel? How it affects your depression and stress? Do it make you calm and content?
Describe plz, I never smoked
No amount of explaining will ever be enough, if you're curious... take. a. hit.
Boring normietier drug that makes you stupid and tired
>>27665251
pretty fun, makes me more creative and interested in things.
Tfw you will never eat Carly s pussy
>wanting to eat where niggers have been
>>27665271
they can take showers. not like we have much of a choice here, pal.
>wanting to eat anyones pussy
What does /r9k/ think of naive normies?
I deal with normies (not chads & stacies) just the average person on a daily bases and it really confuses me when i think of them from /r9k/ point of view
They seem like nice ppl that are extremely positive on the surface, and they do contribute alot to society
>>27665143
Define "naive normie."
I don't care about them. I hate normeis who use /r9k/. They are the scum of the earth.
>>27665333
They are like normies, but when ever you interact with them they always seem to be in a good mood, & extremely pleasant and you only get to see their good side, they also don't gossip like chads and stacies, well idk also they aren't good looking or bad looking, and they always seem to be consistent with who they are
I know a quite a lot of people who im trying to describe, but yea they don't really fit into the /r9k/ category or chad, they also don't fit into the normie group
