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I read on the internet somewhere that if you ingest small amounts of diluted bleach you will pass(seems incredibly stupid), how do these drug tests work and what drugs can be detected through a urine sample.
>>27669164
that does not work
>>27669164
Here's an idea.
How about not doing drugs, you degenerate fuckface?
No that will not work.
What works best is time and drinking a lot of water to flush your system out.
How long has it been since you last used?
What did you use?
How long have you been using it?
And when is your test?
> gf has no friends
> keep telling her how shitty people are, how they would use her
> tell her that guys would only talk to her to get into her pants
> she's more afraid than ever to have any friends now
could you manipulate me and make me your gf too please
>>27669166
I'm not manipulating her. There's no reason for a guy to want to be friends with a girl unless he intends to have a relationship with her or have sex.
> tfw she becomes jealous and insecure when someone talks to me
> even if the person is asking for directions
> starts pulling me away from the person
> even becomes jealous if I talk to my mother
>"Girls don't care about looks anon. We care more about a man's personality."
If you still believe this, or spread this lie, fuck you.
I thought everyone knew this already...
The best part of this is when you get rejected and they tell you a bunch of other shit rather than just coming out and saying it. mfw.
if you have an ugly face, grow a beard to cover it. I'm fairly sure thats why humanity can grow beards in the first place.
Then run tren for a year.
Your face will be covered and your body will be like a god. Thats enough to get a girl.
whats the best way to wreck a shop?
bear attack
When you pay, put the money on the counter and not in their hand.
>>27669103
Elect Bernie Sanders 2016
>mom found your collection of poop bottles
>>27669072
h-heh, you mean piss bottles right??
>dad found the snot receptacle
>tfw mom found your secret bookcase compartment of earwax straws
You can only post in this thread if you are 100% absolutely sure you are never, ever losing your virginity.hey
Aye. Gunna take a massive change in circumstances for me.
Multiple sex partners checking in, almost at Chad status!
You lonely, pathetic neckbeards will always be losers. That's ok, it means more left for me!
And I'll be reaping ALL the benefits.
>>27670312
Have fun m8, I'll be busy not getting gonorrhea from one of the roasties you bang
>thanks for coming
>you too
>Implying I make a girl come
>>27669050
Same. Anyone else get really nervous and uncomfortable in mcdonalds? I typically sweat, stutter, glance around quickly, tremble, look awkward as i eat my burger. Which is why i usually use the drive thru but even there i am prone to stumbling and fumbling before i hit the gas hard.
WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER
BEEN WORKIN WAY TOO MUCH NEED TO GO OUT AND GET FUCKED UP
WHAT'S GOIN ON?
WHERE'S IT AT?
MAKE SOME CALLS TO MAKE IT CRACK LET'S SEE.
I NEED MONEY, DRUGS, A RIDE AND A SPOT WITH A HOT ONE INSIDE.
THE MISSION:
benis
aksnoasdnlasnd
THE GET ALL OF THE ABOOVEE
>>27668984
This gif really disturbs me.
>After Matt Sulivan's last relationship ended badly he was struggling to form a commitment
>That's when Matt decides to go where no man's gone before and make a vow: No sex
Think you could last 40 days and 40 nights with NO SEX?
For a GigaChad, I do believe that's hard work. Even if GigaChad didn't put in any effort, he'd still get offers thrown his way.
>>27668982
I think what honestly makes me more mad is that his Catholic priest brother doesn't get mad at him for having premarital sex in the first place.
You can't give up premarital sex for Lent, because you're not supposed to be having it in the first place.
>>27668982
Is this the movie where he gets raped by his ex and then has to apologize to his current girlfriend for being raped?
>your voice is annoying, anon
>lol anon your smile is so weird
>anon why is your posture like that?
>why do you walk like that anon?
>anon did you know you kinda stutter sometimes?
stop
just leave me alone
why do people say this stuff it's not constructive it just upsets me
Normies prey on insecurity and use it to make themselves look better.
>>27668948
Stop talking. Fix your posture. Practice smiling into a mirror and until you can get it right, stop smiling in public.
>Been there, done that.
>Haha anon your voice is so high-pitched when youre angry
>You're eating so daintily anon
>Why do you sit like a girl, are you gay?
>Aww is princess getting upset??
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GUYS I INVITED YOU OVER TO PLAY ROCKET LEAGUE NOT COLLECTIVELY SUCK MY COCK
>tfw arrested in highschool for having sex with a girl several years younger than me
>wasn't charged as an adult
>have a DOJ fingerprint test tomorrow for a school janitor job I applied for
How fucked am I?
how many years is "several"
how old were you
As fucked as that girl was on the night you got that prime pusy
>>27668889
>DOJ fingerprint test
what even is this?
if you are applying to a public sector job, the fbi covers this. Are you just making shit up?
Why are you still smoking cigarettes?
>>27668798
They ease the pain. Also I don't care to be elderly anyways. Might as well die off before then.
Can someone who smokes help me out?
So I've been hit with anti-smoking shit almost since my birth. I've never once been told why people smoke besides addiction. So can someone tell me what the intended effect of cigarettes is? Do you get high? I really don't know and I've never been told.
Because I can't stand the thought of being a nonsmoker.
This game blurs the line between reality and fantasy.
eerily realistic
Me on the left
I'm the purple tree
>>27668797
>cape and an eyepatch
Alpha as fuck
Have you ever met a trap in real life?
Yes, when I was on vacation in Thailand.
Dated one for about two years.
The first three months were great.
>>27668788
That is the worst ass I've ever seen in my entire life
Who drinking tonight?
Old Crow on the rocks, here.
What are you anons drinking on this fine tuesday night? I have to be up in 6 and a half hours, but I'll be alright. I helped my buzz along with a vicodin, so shouldn't have a hangover. If worse comes to worst, I'll take a shot in the morning.
>tfw have been crushing on a married grill for a few months who is one of my best friends that confides on me and is getting a divorce, because she wants children and her shitty childish husband has "revulsion" to the *idea* of kids
>her and I are literally exactly the same in how we think about everything, and she's been one of three girls in my life I can actually have long talks with, and feel comfortable around
>she said in a group discussion last night she'd not date somebody under her age again
>I'm 3 years younger than her
This is a feel I've not felt in a long time. My crushes are normally broken up by about 3 years. Guess I'd better hunker down and wait a few more years.
What ails you tonight anons? Who needs a drink? Anybody cutting back? I've been trying to recently, but it went off the rails with shit.
I have a hangover again. Today is a good day to start a break. I will not have a drink until next week's weekend when I'm attending a party.
Locked up. Cant drink for 5 more days. Suffering. What can i do?
1872 straight up here. Had to work late because I'm a fucking idiot and can't do anything right.
I think /ck/ has better alchie threads. Sucks about the feels friendo, maybe the crush will work out, maybe not.
![mcd2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PHw7EsU.jpg "mcd2[1]")
