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I'm finally leaving r9k
Goodbye you good for nothing losers
Goodbye goodbye . Be safe out there.
See you tomorrow, man
>>27674670
I want to eat that girl out
Girls to never date
>They watch supernatural, doctor who, or any other shit american series and is obsessed about it
>They have or had a depression
>They own a horse
>They have over 40000-50000 snapchat points
Just don't
>knowing what snapchat points are
gtfo normboy
>>27674519
Sorry gramps, but get with the times
>>27674506
doctor who is a british show senpai
>22
>already feel like an old man who has wasted away his life
>>27674465
>21
>wasted 3 years in university
>only 4 exams passed
>don't even like the subject
>no idea what to do else with my life
>>27674532
I'm 22 and don't even have a hs degree
Fucking normies
>>27674465
>19
>already feel like i missed every chance at fixing how i interact with others
>tfw no gf neer ever
>tfw 20th birthday
>tfw present is a slightly bigger forehead
I want to die. How do my fellow baldies emotionally deal with the agonizing process of watching your youth and potential for attractiveness fall right from your scalp?
;_;
>>27674323
I can't deal With it and this post is original
>>27674323
Happy birthday <3
My hairline was worse than yours at your age and now I'm 23 and I still have a decent head of hair. No one really notices it unless I pull my hairline back.
My life is literally being taken over by ironic memes.
Does anyone else know this terrible terrible feel?
Its too late for me, but you still have a chance, kill yourself before the memes do, OP
Let the memes consume your soul, memes are the only truth
>>27674322
wen shi du da succ
why dont girls dress girly anymore? wearing pants is literally ment for men
Because it's fucking cold.
I agree. I love femininity. When I see a girl wearing a track suit and pants I can't even look at them sexually.
>>27674289
I only wear pants at work because it's part of the dress code. On my own time I exclusively wear skirts and dresses. Feels good man
Wake up, wagecuck. You need to make money.
Have you heard about the good news? Y'all sleepin on me, huh, had a good snooze?
>implying I don't earn in a day what you get in neetbux in a month
>implying shitposting on r9k is work
>implying I'm not comfy as fuck while you put aside your pennies ready for the steam summer sale
Go fuck yourself, cunt.
>>27674187
Thisis a better awakener than an alarm clock.
I'm scared, /r9k/. I don't want to age.
>Get consciousness uploaded into computer
>Computer translates that to a quantum mechanical structure
>Your consciousness can freely explore the universe in every dimension without the need for a body
One day
>you will never become a Plato-esque vague disembodied representation of a single, pure concept whose aura influences the behaviors and attitudes of the entire universe merely by existing
JUST
>>27674102
You can be a kid forever, man. Just kill yourself.
you dont exist btw
>>27674069
depends on how your using that word
but if you mean what i think you mean
then ya....
but id say everything exists because its very obviously here, but ultimately.....
yes I do you fucking little gay
>>27674069
>I - having eaten honey-rice
>in a bamboo patch
>and rightly grasping the aggregates'
>arising-disbanding -
> will return to the hillside, intent
> on seclusion.
>A team of Stanford researchers found that their test subjects showed signs of physiological arousal when they touched a robot's butt.
We will soon asked by robots to have sex
http://www.engadget.com/2016/04/06/touching-a-robots-private-parts/
Android 16 cosplay is good.
>>27674081
That's 18 you uncultured swine
Can humans and robots have babies?
Is that where people on this site come from?
Behold, I have created the ultimate waifu.
CLAIMED
back off nerds she's mine
would marry desu
this is just anzu wtf
Why does it happen that most robots are right wingers/ just straight up racists ? is it because that their skin color is the only thing that they can be proud of ?
Discuss
>>27673834
ele
>>27673834
a) logic and reasoning
b) left wing is for idiots
c) it's not racist if it's true
d) nobody gives a shit, fuck off.
We're largely right wing because we're frustrated and academia and most world politics have been controlled by the left or left-leaning in recent history.
We're racist because everyone is racist, and anonymity allows for such, nobody here is actually committing hate crimes on poor lil' doe-eyed racially diverse youth, we're just joking around.
>That feel when your girl gets CHINKED and no longer wants your pathetic white penis and only wants the strong manly Asian penis
Asianmasculinity at it again. How does it feel to pretend to be masterminds while Jews tear apart your countries?
this new forced meme makes me miss yesterdays forced meme of canadians cucking
>>27673812
wow some stupid slut with her finger on her lip fucks asians! how will i ever live D::::
>>27673845
Asian countries still hold strong, fuck off stormkike.
>have to do [thing] in five hours
>do nothing untl then
>day is completely wasted
Yeah this is me. Even as something as stupid as the doctors.
I start pacing my house an hour before work doing absolutely nothing productive.
>tfw boss told me to come sunday
>tfw trying to spend your short weekend as efficient as possible
>tfw you spent every minute thinking about that have to meet in on sunday and you get depressed
Wake me up senpai (can't wake up)
I might get laid later tonight bros.
What is the best way to get her pregnant by "accident"?
Wish me luck.
Cum in her?
Poke holes in the condom?
Tamper with her birth control?
Come on man, it isn't rocket science.
>>27673746
Cam ih hur asshoel and let the seamens drep in vaguna
>>27673746
Why do you want her to get pregnant anyway?
