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Who is the bigger loser, the one who has no redeeming qualities, or the one who has everything but still fails?
> ugly robot vs handsome autist
Definitely the one with no redeeming qualities.
At least the other guy has redeeming qualities which redeem him.
>>27679894
Is he not a bigger failure for failing even when a girl gives herself up on a plate?
I don't think looks really have anything to do with how much of a loser you are. I mean being ugly isn't caused by some kind of personality flaw. Unless it's because of poor hygiene or something.
Tfw taking a long shit in a quiet bathroom
>>27679712
Dani Jensen is so cute in this.
Makes me feel a little bad at what she has become.
>>27679741
The body is cute but her face gives me the feeling that she's tired of life.
>>27679776
Shit man shes just doing what to her is a job and that is an asian shoot so compared to what she is used to it may have been boring as fuck she probably di like a thousand poses lol.
Also you may be projecting. I've noticed a lot of dudes do that on here.
Red pill me on the Chinese
They're always so quiet
They're up to something, right, r9k?
>>27679710
Chinese are bro tier. It's the nips you gotta keep your eyes on.
>>27679710
yeah they're like elves.
>>27679710
>>27679779
All alike, all look same.
Beware the Yellow Peril.
post your hand itt.
>tfw no gf to study differential geometry with.
>that finger ratio
>2016
>being a index fingerlet
I'm so sorry OP
Alright if you really insist.
Who /DIYsurgery/ here?
I have a bottle of vodka, rubber gloves and a sterilised knife. Could I get rid of my gyno using it?
>>27679575
i dont think so, it would probably end up looking like a frankenstein mess in the end
if you are over 12% bodyfat, cut calories, increase protein until you get lean. if it's still there, then it's gyno
>>27679575
yes you can OP, godspeed
I would advise against a self gyno surgery as the possibility of nerve damage is too high. Would be alright if you were for example removing a cyst
Disregarding all of r9k's personal inadequacies, does anyone just feel fucking dead on the inside?
Does it feel like you're in a waking purgatory, waiting to go hallow? I've lost my purpose, and my will to live is only superficial.
pretty much
thought i had some incredible insight to share with the world, or at least some sort of mission. my task was to share it with other people. the reality is i'm a crazy fuckwit desperately looking for a sense of meaning because that's the only thing that keeps me afloat.
>>27679532
Absolutely. I know I am missing something, but I have never had anything in which I can focus and understand this sense of loss through.
Used to feel like this until I realised A LOT of people also feel like this. It's basically a self-rescue mechanism of the ego.
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is it weird for a 19 y/o like myself to have been hooking up with a 23 (as of a few days ago) y/o girl? sorta started as a random hook up out of nowhere... I worked with the girl for about a year and never really spoke much to her... maybe smoked cigs on break with her a couple times but afaik she always had a bf. think she broke up with her ex back in february and I've literally been sleeping with her in her bed for the last 3 weeks straight. Originally she was telling me not to get my hopes up, but shes been admitting to me that she's been developing feelings.
Will this end good or bad
Enjoy it. Sounds like she is. Congrats
Seems like a start to me.
a little, but who cares, same thing happened to me
You're all figments of my imagination
IKTF Anon, hope you regain your sanity soon. It's not so hard, really.
We all know your secrets though
could you imagine me to not be a lonely retarded skeleton please
>sitting in hallway before my Western Civ II class
>girl that's in my class is waiting too
>she's sitting next to me
>all that's between us is a backpack
>she initiates
>she starts talking to me about the class
>I respond to her and talk with her about the class
>conversation ends
>then she initiates again talking about snapchat
>she asks me if I have one
>tell her I used to but not anymore since I never used it
>she then starts talking to me about its latest feature
>tell her about other features on the app if you have an iPhone 6 or newer
>conversation ends
>she initiates again
>this time talking about how our history professor can be a dick
>I listen to her and passively agree with whatever she says
>conversation ends
>she initiates again
>starts talking to me about snapchat again
>once that conversation ends it's time for class to start
>I get up to go in she follows me and I hold the door open for her
Looking back I think that girl was fishing for my phone number or my snapchat. I think I missed out on an opportunity to get a girl. Especially since I stupidly said I didn't have a snapchat and she kept trying to talk to me about the app.
>>27679213
yep, it screams missed opportunity
>>27679308
There's always next time right? I mean I'll definitely see this girl on Friday before class.
>>27679331
could be, go with something like calling her miss snapchat or smth if she doesn't mention it again
So I ended up doxxing someone in a competitive match and gave him fake threats, and when he added me again after I deleted him on Steam, he found out my real name, my mailing address, and my credit card info (which I cancelled).
Now he's threatening to swat my house giving a note about me having a dangerous weapon and I have severe anxiety and I might jump or do something that might imply I could harm the SWAT team, resulting in them pouring lead into me, unless I give him $100 a week.
What do I do?
I'm scared for my life.
He already sent five pizza chains, two catering trucks (one threatening to sue).
I don't know what to do, please help me.
Talk shit, get hit.
You deserve this, OP.
>>27679171
You're an idiot chump, call a lawyer and sue him for blackmail.
doesn't feel so good when it happens to you, huh?
I had my first day of work today.
How the hell do people do this shit for 50 years? I'm already sick of this shit after a day. I want to die.
>>27679047
They make friends and have fun with it, or they try and accomplish new goals in their new aspect of life.
Think of it as starting an MMO, you always start out weak
>>27679102
That's s good analogy.
Starting out working a shitty low paying job so that you can save up and move up in the ranks to buy sickass armor and weapons then also leveling up and competing quests (job related tasks).
>>27679102
I'vr tried countless MMOs and they all suck
Fuck Buffalo.
Fuck it. I dare you to even think of a city that's worse than Buffalo. You can't. Buffalo is LITERAL
SHIT
FUCK BUFFALO
I'm not even from Buffalo, I've never been there, I don't intend to ever go there.
I don't know anyone who lives in Buffalo.
But fuck it.
Fuck Buffalo.
It is bad yes.
>>27679011
Detroit
orirjgnal
>>27679011
Bridgeport is pretty bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kW8GSz9yac
Too bad his "gains" look like shit
dont know who he is but anyone with a feet gf is cool in my book
>>27678969
what happened i thought they broke up
Over 3 billion people in the world are literally starving and treated as indentured slaves by tax-evading multinational corporations RIGHT NOW, unlike you selfish robots who have it so easy in this world. You should be grateful that you have high speed internet, endless free pirated anime online, a roof over your head and belly full of food to give you the comfort to whine about being a loner or a kissless virgin.
Absolutely shameful.
>>27678911
>tfw you were born in the first world
Lol poorfags lmaoing @ their life.
>>27678911
>indentured slaves by tax-evading multinational corporations RIGHT NOW
and I'm not? as goy working in the west
Well since there is no were near that many people actually starving, even supposed refuges have better smart phones than me and access to the internet, free food.
I'm actually in a worse situation than them
Thousand of people are suffering every day. Why the fuck should I give a shit about starving children in Africa when there's nothing that I can personally do to change it?
>but you can donate money hur due
Do you know where the money goes? VERY LITTLE ACTUALLY GOES TO THOSE STARVING PEOPLE
>you can go to these countries and volunteer
Fuck that, why would I go to some shit skin continent and risk getting diseases.
Everything is in perspective, compared to the ultra rich, ny life fucking sucks
Let's tell some stories about being in the psych ward or talk about any medications we're on or regale tales of funny adventures we went on while we were psychotic or manic or otherwise in a cuckoo state of mind. I like hearing about your guys' lives because I can usually relate a lot. It feels good knowing other people are going through what I'm going through.
I'll reply to this thread in just a little bit, to just describe some of the people I've met during my times in the psych ward. Also, feel free to ask me any questions about being in the hospital or any meds you're not sure about or any mental illnesses you're struggling with. I've talked to a lot of mentally ill robots here and I've read a lot of psychiatry books, so maybe I can offer some help.
Just to let you know a little about myself: I've got schizoaffective disorder, which is a combination of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Just like bipolar patients, I cycle through manic episodes ("up" periods, where everything seems perfect and you feel unstoppable) and depressive episodes ("down" periods, you're all probably familiar with what depression is), as well as "normal" periods where I'm not having any mood problems. But unlike bipolar patients, I can experience persistent psychotic symptoms during both of these episodes (bipolars normally only go psychotic when they're severely manic). What sucks more is that I can suffer from psychosis even during the "normal" periods, when no mood episode is present. The psychosis is the schizophrenic component of my illness.
So you can kinda see how my illness overlaps with a lot of other mental illnesses, right? I'll do my best to help you with anything you're struggling with, since I've gone through a lot of the worst of it.
I'm hypomanic right now, which makes me really talkative and extroverted. I really wanna chat it up with my robot friends, so I hope you guys respond. Sorry in advance if I ramble on too much about stupid shit.
>>27678891
Hey OP. Just wondering about your schitzophrenia if you're comfortable talking about it - when you feel "up" does your power level change? Can you behave normally on an "up" or are you just crazy?
And do you take meds and stuff for the "down" periods? Also, have you ever tried psychedelics or are you not supposed to?
I understand if you don't want to talk about your condition, I'm just curious.
Okay, my memory's a little fuzzy but I'll try to remember some of the patients from the ward.
The first time I was in there, they had me placed in the drug recovery wing because there were no other beds open for me. Everyone was completely miserable in there. All the patients wanted to get out ASAP, so they could run home and finally shoot some dope, to feel well again.
There was this one guy who was going through a really rough time, withdrawing from a several year dependence on suboxone. It's weird, because the first few days he was actually completely fine. He was telling everyone all this cocky shit, like: "Hey, guess I'm tougher than I look! I can quit opiates just fine." or "I bet God's looking out for me, he took away my withdrawal because I've been such a devout Christian." He was telling everyone at the meetings that he was quitting opiates for good, that he didn't need them. Then like overnight, everything kicked in really fucking hard. He was sweating bullets, shivering even with like four blankets pulled over him, crying his eyes out until they were really red, and he was even rocking his body back and forth on the floor, just to distract himself from the pain. He'd be talking non-stop about how he was gonna get out of there soon and pick up his suboxone script from the pharmacy on his way home. I felt kinda satisfied seeing him get his just desserts for being such a cocky prick about kicking his habit.
I'll continue once I think of some more.
Having a little trouble understanding the schizophrenic part of your disorder, like I understand the ups and downs but what is the psychosis?
I've often wondered if there is something wrong with me bc I too have these rapid mood swings I just never express it to other people. People can never really tell what kinda mood I'm usually in. Be never seen any doctors but I'm pretty sure I'm not normal you know? Like I can't imagine other people feeling like I do everyday.
