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Why is Spongebob yellow, is he made of banana?
>>27684707
bananas aren't yellow in the inside
>>27684720
yes they are, wtf
>>27684720
>>27684739
You're both idiots. Bananas are green and get painted yellow in asian sweatshops
>tfw its making out with your parents day at school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLyz9jyyKvU
>>27684642
What the fuck.
lskadjg
>>27684642
''making out''
just a peck.. even though it lasts a bit too long
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In the woods enjoying my morning coffee and I just wanted to let everyone know
>>27684641
What are you doing in the woods?
>>27684665
Just living life, you know, the usual
I like your World's Greatest Mom mug
Reminds me of the World's Greatest Grandpa shirt I used to wear
Why are Trump supporters such beta neckbeards, r/9k?
p much all supporters of anyone other than based hillary are beta as fuck desu
seriously, give one reason hillary shouldn't be president besides "MUH EMAILS" or "B-BUT I'M AFRAID OF STRONG WOMEN!"
you can't. fucking dickless pussy neckbeard trumptards and sandernistas afraid to see a strong woman leading this country.
>>27684643
she's a war criminal with more scandals than accomplishments
she's a liar
she was or is a rape apologist then pretends to be a feminist
she's a two faced con artist
she'll probably end up in jail soon
it has nothing to do with her being a woman, I don't care. the 2 democrat candidates that made it this far are literally the worst candidates in history. if you know anything about politics, trump and maybe cruz are the only reasonable options.
>>27684579
Paid political shill makes a shill thread to shill with their shills.
Fuck off.
ITT: A E S T H E T I C
>>27684478
>mixed anime with a e s t h e t i c s
>it isn't even an 80s anime
embarrassing
>>27684492
Or a more realistic anime.
>>27684478
I dont think you know how to do this meme properly, anon.
me and my chums just got invited to a normandy normie party. How do I hit on girl? is it better to just straight up ask for their number or to small talk?
It's hard to really just 'approach' a girl to flirt unless you're mega chad.
you kinda have to have a reason for conversation to start, and then be flirtatious from there. Even if its just asking her to move out of the way so you can grab something (assuming house party) or you're all in a conversation or something
Why so many guys fail is the make an approach with the sole goal of 'scoring' and girls sense it. Generally speaking if i'm at a party i'll just start a regular boring old conversation then ramp up flirtatiousness from there.
Dont really bother asking for a number. If you get with her on the night great. Get her name and normiebook her a few days later if you think you made enough of an impression and are actually likely to see her again. At another social gathering that is. Don't link a girl at her party then add her on FB/get her number to go on solo dates or whatever. Most girls will like you as a disposable dick/drink buyer/guy for parties and stuff but dont really want to date.
just my experience though.
I have to sell shit for my job and i loathe talking to strangers. But if i smile and put on a cocky persona I can talk fine. so do I just think "me chad. me hot. I like basketball" and go for it?
>>27684456
You walk up to her, take a swing and move your fist towards her face. Don't stop moving when you make contact. This way you hit her harder.
What if you were diagnosed with cancer, how would you feel?
I think I'd be somewhat relieved because I'd have my ticket out. I just worry how miserable and painful a death by untreated cancer would be.
I'd give a hearty "sounds about right" laugh.
The kind of laugh you give something that comes as no surprise whatsoever to you but is still really shitty nonetheless.
Legitimately relieved.
If a girl laughs a lot around me, is she in love with me?
anon, you're already a cuckold
>>27684385
>she's laughing a lot around me
>she must really love me
you can't just assume that, try asking her out or something and see if she is really interested in you
>>27684385
If her voice gets higher than usually and she laughs a lot than maybe. Just ask desu
So this autistic degenerate pervert recorded himself fucking his ass with a bottle.
http://youtu.be/mZSepcIVoiw
@ 17:01
He says the video is private.
>>27684335
Where's the video??? He's just talking about it
We need to get this guy into porn. Imagine the $$.
Okay... He has a weird obsession with 'eating healthy' and impregnating multiple women 'in his mansion.' And in return he will 'feed the babies with healthy food.'
Where do you find these people
This isn't really a women hate thread, but hate is welcome. I can understand why women are so terrible at sports and shooting because they are biologically weaker, but through high school and college I have noticed that women are crazy bad at business things, hobbies of any kind, holding conversation, and pretty much everything else. Why is this? Is it because they have life on easy mode and don't have to learn anything or are they just naturally petty, hive minded, and boring?
>>27684323
they live life on easy mode m8
My girlfriend claimed to really enjoy puzzle games a lot
So I recommended she try Portal or Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons just because they're easy and fun. Gave them to her for free.
She quit both in ~20 minutes
but she still says she loves puzzle games.
see the problem?
>>27685253
No honesty because everything is about how they place in the social rat race
>qtjailbaitcousin texts me
>asks if I want to see zootopia with her
>say sure
>start talking about the movie after
>"haha anon if you go as nick ill go as judy for halloween"
>o-ok
>"oh anon promise??!"
>s-sure
>start getting snapchats of her buying bits and pieces of the judy hopps outfit
>she starts trying to hang out with me more
>she's wearing skimpier clothing now
f-fugh
Should I follow through with the halloween thing? I feel like the rest of my family will see, freak out, and I will get killed
>>27684303
Tell her you want to do some roleplay
Also what are your ages
>>27684303
>asking this here and expecting anything but "just fug her, bro"
It's hot in porn but I imagine it'd be fucked up irl
>>27684340
i am 32 she is 17
Hey creep stop staring at me, I'm just here to buy shoes
not my fault you're wearing a damn sheet. I look as and where I please, fuck you mean bitch?
>>27684298
I've been confronted by several uppity women who say stupid shit like "My eyes are up here." or "Excuse me?!!" When I stare at them while they dress like whores.
They're only met with a curt, "Shut up, slut," then I leave. You can't stop people from judging you, you stupid whores.
>tfw got busted by a girl while staring at her feet as she tried on different shoes
JUST
yes, out of curiosity, i'm not into necrophilia but why not.
No. I'd chuckle and strut on by.
>>27684256
Yeah and I'd probably poke her holes with a stick too.
I'd reload
>did they type desu or desu?
know what i mean senpai?
>>27684209
post
more
baby
hamsters
now
I thought that was a dildo in the thumbnail
I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>27684291
>babbys first babby hamster
"This is a mad disease, surely. I don't think the wildest psychiatric phantasy could have invented anything like it, and if we did not see it every day with our own eyes we could hardly bring ourselves to believe in it. Now do not imagine you can do anything for such a patient by advising him to distract himself, to pay no attention to these silly ideas, and to do something sensible instead of his nonsensical practices. This is what he would like himself; for he is perfectly aware of his condition, he shares your opinion of his obsessional symptoms, he even volunteers it quite readily.
Only he simply cannot help himself; the actions performed in an obsessional condition are supported by a kind of energy which probably has no counterpart in normal mental life. Only one thing is open to him-he can displace and exchange; instead of one silly idea he can adopt another of a slightly milder character, from one precaution or prohibition he can proceed to another, instead of one ceremonial rite he can perform another. He can displace his sense of compulsion, but he cannot dispel it.
This capacity for displacing all the symptoms, involving radical alteration of their original forms, is the main characteristic of the disease; it is moreover, striking that in this condition the opposite -values(polarities) pervading mental life appear to be exceptionally sharply differentiated. In addition to compulsions of both positive and negative character, doubt appears in the intellectual sphere, gradually spreading until it gnaws even at what usually held to be certain."
I would like to know more.
original fucknuggets from jupiter.
>>27684181
Pretty good description of your average "sane" person these days.
>>27684181
isn't this a description copypastad from one of those old victoriah history novels?
Dracula, right? About the guy eating flies or something? Or is it a different one?
