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>brahhhhh don't hate the player; hate the game
>>27685966
girls like that make me hate women
>>27686029
Why?
Because she's not allowed to date anyone but yourself you narcissistic fuck?
>>27686062
fuck off kike
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fsdafs ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT
women are truly foul barbaric beasts
Why do some people watch simulated snuff porn? Can anyone explain?
There is almost no porn for people with a strangle fetish out there that is not snuff. Which fucking sucks if you are into breathplay, but not into snuff.
>>27685806
True. Why do they watch simulated snuff when there's perfectly good real snuff out there?
>>27687081
Not to sound like a creep or something, but where? Does actual snuff porn exist? Like in: Porn where people get killed for real for the sole purpose of pleasing the viewer.
Or are you talking about stuff like "3 guys one hammer"/"Isis beheadings"?
>>27685806
Hot, what vid?
What incarnation of peepee would you call this?
>>27685757
Jabba the pepe
Easter?
blox
just as planned-pepe
>tfw no chubby, big titted, Japanese girlfriend to sit on your face
Why even live?
>>27685752
>facesitting-on-a-train-.jpg
That's a bus you fucking RETARD.
>>27685789
Its space ship you fucking retard.
>>27685789
Autism. Not even once.
ITT: people we are Jealous of
>Harold Shipman's patients
>you will never have a kind doctor who ends your torment with a lethal dose of morphine
girls who fuck chad
The people who died at the eagles of death metal concert a few months back.
what better way to go than having a good time with your friends seeing a band you like live and not knowing it's coming?
ITT: Depressed youtubers
>>27685601
I want to fuck filthy franks filthy boy pussy
>>27685601
i unironically hope filthy frank kills himself one day, although i like him. i hope he makes an event out of it, too. maybe livestream etc. Filthy Frank has assumed direct control as the main personality of his shiziophrenic spectrum, there is nothing else to live for but to burn out in a big flame.
>>27685601
He does bring up suicide oddly frequently
is it her eyes?
is it the fact she would be obtainable to me?
i care more about her for some reason than any of you robots
and i feel bad about it family
Kill yourself tbqhwy
because you ARE eliza, stupid bitch
>>27685623
ok whatever you say
>>27685613
been thinkin about it
come on guys, she cares about us too, r-right?
Half way there wagecucks
GRRRRRRRRRR fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to be a neep :(
Working under the table is seriously the greatest thing ever. Do some labor (oh wait this is r/r9k) and get $50-100 a day actually doing something instead of just
>OKAY SIR HERE ARE YOUR FRIED POTATO PIECES WOW I'M SO PRODUCTIVE
Working for my grandparents right now. Getting paid fifty bucks daily to move some dead trees. Only do it for maybe 2 hours and I still got the rest of the day ahead of me. Damn good.
>>27686208
>8-10 hours a day for $100
You wagecucks always make me laugh. You poor saps have convinced yourselves you enjoy getting fucked by shekelstein.
how can I become interesting and attractive to women if I'm ugly?
>>27685552
You don't, you either go on to hookers or get a /fit/ body and fuck fat sluts.
>>27685744
:( that's pessimistic
>>27685779
I'm just telling you the truth, I'm ugly just like you are. The thing is some girls find me funny, but no girls would ever actually come over to talk to me. Most conversations with women I've had are usually by accident, she drops something I pick it up make a joke get acquainted etc.. but even then I'm more of just that funny guy they know rather than someone they would fuck.
>girl looks your way
>instantly fall in love with her
Is there no escape?
No, you're fucked up OP
Lose your virginity I guess.
>>27685569
To a prostitute? I think being a 21 year old virgin contributes to these delusions so maybe you're right.
someone please tell me what she means?
>>27685493
She means she's lived all of her life in an upper middle-class household and has no real problems so she has to create her own to bitch about
>>27685493
When I was a kid we drew penises on people's books and shit because it was embarrassing to have a penis on your book, nobody drew penises on their own belongings. She thinks it's like some pride thing when it's really just a joke.
toxic
maculinity
>be me
>live in upper middle class white neighborhood
>my coach cheats on his wife with another teacher
>his wife was pretty hot too
>my coach gets caught and eventually ends up divorcing his wife
>year later he marries the same teacher he slept around with
>fast forward 1 year
>his new wife had a daughter that was in my grade
>she was a roastie whore who was dumb as fuck
>find out today she was charged with a double homicide
>mfw this is all completely true
>live in upper middle class white neighborhood
Fuck off normie
this thread has potential
bumping
Link to article faget
Tfw no diabetic gf to buy meters for when her life is in danger
>>27685451
Hey man, there's bugs on your face
>>27685520
>CRAAAAAWLING OOOON MY SKIIIIN
>>27685451
why would you buy meters and not yards?
Rate my drawingit's a flower
Flowey?
bretty good tbqh
Better than anything I've ever done in my entire life/10
I'm ugly and introverted, so I realise that I need to study harder than anyone in order to survive.
Why is fate so cruel to me /r9k/?
>>27685355
you only have yourself to blameescape this
>>27685355
What is this bo bo benkins for ants?
I dunno anon I dunno it's a hard question for life
