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Post your food, /r9k/.
Today I made a burger. I wish I could make the buns aswell, but they always end up wrong.
>>27678230
Pork liver in brown sauce with rice.
>>27678762
An attempt at burgers. Obviously not as good as OP's.
>>27678817
Peas, my favourite meal.
What time is it?
It's vocaroo time! Come post comfy vocaroos with other anons, guess their accents and have fun chats!
/comfyzone/ is here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zrMI2KjjJK
If you have a native language other than English, it would be cool to hear it!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VSFqnuO4jT
It's a crushing feel desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06mllmQavw0
feels pretty good :)
This is an entire movie about how even the "weird" loser girl can and will get Chad, and her beta orbiter friend who's been by her side from the start gets completely ignored.
Not sure if to be mad or appreciate the movie's blatant honesty.
>>27678069
Never seen it myself, but if it's true, I'd appreciate it.
Just like I appreciate the ending to Wet Hot American Summer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHY93RaSWf4
Another brutal movie is Blue Valentine.
>>27678069
Every judd apatow movie is the "loser guy gets hot girl" trope tho. Who cares about one counter example
>>27678069
there are literally so many films about the loser guy getting the hot girl though
why the fuck does it matter if a film depicts something you don't like, just don't watch the film
You MUST have a girlfriend or boyfriend to post in this thread!
Only robots in a relationship are welcome.
How is your relationship going?
How long are you with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Is he/she a robot aswell?
Are you living together/would you want to live together?
>>27677991
>How is your relationship going?
Good! Very good. I love him and I want to be with him forever, he's my best buddy and such a great person (seriously, I have a lot of redflags for people and somehow he's failed to raise any?! He's awesome.) I'm so lucky to have him, honestly I haven't met a more honest, genuine person in my life.
I can be difficult to deal with sometimes and the way he deals with me and treats me is better than any treatment I've ever gotten from anyone. It constantly shocks me how amazing he is.
>How long are you with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Since December.
>Is he/she a robot aswell?
He's not a robot, he's an /r9k/ user such as myself.
>Are you living together/would you want to live together?
I see him almost every weekend but we don't live together. I would want to live with him, I think it would be comfy. Eventually babies and puppies.
>KHV
>Still posting in this thread
>>27678053
Sounds very nice! What's the nicest thing he has done for you? How did you meet him? When did you feel that "yep, I love this person"?
> only see him on weekends
how do people even survive that. When I started dating, we kept meeting every single day and it was still hard to separate for the evening. I remember before we started living together she would climb into my room at 7 just to get there early.
>>27678166
Cheeky
can you guys teach me how to eat healthy?
like i just bought some chips/avocado dip for a snack.
i just don't know how or waht to cook for healthy meals?
Normal plain looking foods keep the body ticking over nicely. But fancy show-offy foods clog up the body with unneccessary detail.
>>27678024
no i'm looking for actual meal ideas and stuff like that? so what you're trying to say is whole foods are good processed foods bad?
>>27677989
this is a real reply, go over to /fit/ and read the sticky. you will be able to find out exactly how many calories to eat daily to reach your goals
Is there a genre of music that has the experimental flexibility of electro, the soul of rock and the complexity of classical?
possibly post-rock / math rock, maybe technical death metal if you're into that.
just - radiohead
>>27678022
I like all three, but I'm so sick of the same instruments used in all 3 genres. Regardless of the amplifier, the vocals or the drumset the same "feel" is still there and it's driving me crazy.
How can people be "talkative?"
Women and betas are talkative.
Men speak only when necessary.
>>27677952
I am talkative lately, I always talk with my CS autistic "friends" but most of them give me one word answers, also most of them are hyper losers like me so it's not like they can rrange me with some girl that is above 2/10.
But I still talk like them because I find out I like being kind to people and it's good practice for talking anyway.
>>27678039
t. tough boy in mommy's basement
>>27678202
>mommy's basement
Fuck off, tumblrina.
How do you eat steak?
Medium rare is the alpha male's steak.
Rare is tryhard. Well done is for pussies.
Medium Well / Well Done
I don't, I'm a vegetarian.
how does it feel turning 21?
non-drinkers and non-americans need not reply
a lot like turning 15
pretty much turning the same age from 15-29. You literally feel exactly the same the whole time
Pretty cool. Make sure you pace yourself if you're going out, my buddy came over on my 21st with a big bottle of pyrat rum and we got so fucked that I tapped out maybe half an hour after midnight.
Being 21 in general is also pretty cool, just don't get any older because you'll start wanting to off yourself.
>tfw you've missed the chance to fuck an 18 year old
>tfw you will never eat 18 year old ass
>>27677745
*16 year old. you're never too old for an 18 year old.
>>27677773
Fuck off paedo scum,
>walking behind cute girl
>she opens a door and exits the building
>I walk out behind her
>"woah wasn't expecting that haha," she turns and says to me
>I just nod and give a little "hmm" because I have no idea what she's talking about
>I walk past her and keep going
What the fuck was she talking about? The weather? Did she want the dick?
Maybe she thought she slammed the door in your face?
>>27677739
Who cares
Original sergyu bored
>>27677774
I do, I overthink these things
bad teeth
not much money (just enough to pay a rent and eat), no material stuff i'm proud of, no car, and no smartphone
a bit anxious about going out and meeting new people
big gamer
>134
>"successful"
shit test
>>27677726
>friends
>job
>not KHV
>lives on his own
>no mental illness
How exactly are you not successful? I say to all of those points.
>>27677914
Me again. This is how a robot's result would be like.
>>27677726
>have all the social stuff
>be on r9k
Average Asian person is a 3/10
Average black person is a 4/10
Average Latino person is a 4/10
Average Indian person is a 3.5/10
Average white person is a 6/10
These are objective facts.
If you think that's true for white girls you are in for a lot of hurt, unless you are Chad.
>>27677571
try harder faggot, your bait is so obvious...
>>27677571
>cherry picked best example of white women, a clearly wealthy and attractive woman who can afford to maintain her appearance with makeup and plastic surgery
>pick random ugly woman of other race, certainly poorer, pick worst possible example of many attractive options
Nice meme
Have you ever seen a girl so pretty it hurts?
no
stop letting women rule your life
Makes me walk manually. Not physically hurt.
Yes, and she's dating a husky frog-looking guy.
We'll be fine.
I see no drugs thread, all welcome but some discussion about the upcoming blanket ban would be good cause I know loads of cunts on here like that shit. So are you'se 'onit' today.
4F-MPH and Corona here, gunna blow some OC and take my scammed diazepam later.
bumping with 1P-LSD and a bottle ay yellows
>>27677357
>RC ban
The bill was delayed (because someone somewhere finally acknowledged that it was unenforceable).
Bumping from page nine.
